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zoux posted:

What if instead of showing people saying they remember the videos, what if they just showed the video for proof? Why aren't they showing the video itself????

Release the long form video, Trump.

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Trump losing the primaries and running third party would give me a boner the size of a hypothetical Mexican border wall.

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zoux posted:



*thunder crack*

To be the devil on that shoulder.

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zoux posted:



HMMMM ARE THEY BUDDIES?

"A thing that idiots on a comedy message board joke about." - An actual Presidential possibility

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

I always thought the "best"(if you could take the dude down) was to hide behind the door/blind spot to the door then try to jump this shooter, then try to choke him out or bash his skull in with something heavy. not this batman krav maga poo poo.

Yes, hitting a guy from behind like it's a WWF run in is always better than jumping in front of an armed man. Obviously.

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My old journalism professor would be loving furious if I started off with an Onion lede.

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Grouchio posted:

Anything else?

Fox News instructed children to jump in front of guns.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Martin Shkreli is truly dedicated to being human garbage.

Is this about him jacking the Wu-Tang album?

e: Yes it is, missed that.

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Hark, an old rear end dude with no concept of how colleges work.

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Scalia has definitely used the phrase "one of the good ones" at least five times during the course of his lovely, hateful life.

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CommieGIR posted:

:911: He tried so hard to carry on the Bush legacy :911:

Jeb didn't even need the pretzel to choke.

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Hannity would fail the Voight-Kampff test in seconds.

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