Comic Strip Megathread XVI: Winking Throwbacks to Retro Sexism

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

Bizarro, 1985 by Dan Piraro. Single panel absurdist humor. The number by Piraro's name is a signal for a number of hidden objects within the panel. The list of them can be found on his site.

Did they rip the store out of the ground and drop it in that neighborhood?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 23:37

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:32

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Trilobite posted:

The outside looks like an Apple Store, but the interior is a huge open pit so that anyone who actually goes into an Apple Store falls, presumably to their death. This pleases the old people commenting on the situation, who find both Young People and Gizmos to be irritating and worrisome.

I was looking at it like the guys were inside the store and the edge of the hole was the outside.

Anyway, Pluggers is all kinds of wrong today:

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 14:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

The 1906 film has been added to the National Film Registry.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 02:25

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 02:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cholmondeley posted:

Well, I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 01:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Laputanmachine posted:

So cat owners secretly want to gently caress their pets? I always suspected something was up.

Hey, I like my cat. As a friend!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 23:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

At least dying from bird flu is permanent. Dating Swift will not end well and you'll never live it down.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 00:10

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth

C'mon, Ted, go kick that little bastard's rear end.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 01:52

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 03:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

F Minus

This strip has the best pissed off children.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 23:43

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 00:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

Also most cars weigh about 3000 pounds, not 4000.

You gotta figure the two guys weigh 400-500lbs total.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 13:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

My Lovely Horse posted:

Did he just cut that dude's ear off?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 21:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Six Chix

Shmorky?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 13:50

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Well, I was not expecting this.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 02:41

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

Foxtrot

You don't need an air horn when you're dressed in your "notice me" clown suit.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 21:50

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (October 17-18, 1928)

That team should be easy to beat. The one kid has obviously had a massive stroke and the kid next to him is a zombie.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 01:01

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 23:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Who works in lemon cake?

Why you eyein' my lemon cake?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 21:12

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

F Minus

Well, we know the kid on the right didn't throw it since he has no arms.

_{*Yes, I know they're behind his back.}

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 13:30

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

Did he buy the P-p-p-p-p-p-powerbook?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 00:09

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Bus stop, wet day
She's there, I say
Please share my umbrella

The number of sheets is printed on the label, dumbass.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 14:02

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tiggum posted:

I've heard the saying before, but I never knew it was from the Bible. I've only ever heard it in the context of bad organisation, meaning two people are working at cross purposes because of a lack of communication.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 05:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

I assume the joke here is "the stupid copier keeps dying" but why an elementary school?

Hey, kids gotta learn about death sometime.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 21:29

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Twelve by Pies posted:

I know I'm going to feel like an idiot but can someone explain this to me? The best I can come up with is "He didn't want to go clothes shopping with them," is that really it?

Dads always wear the same clothes.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 01:55

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kumaton posted:

Is...is there a reason that Reno fact is noteworthy? Is it a thing in pop culture that Reno is West of L.A.?

I think people believe that LA being on the west coast makes IT west of everything.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 23:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

Foob

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 23:31

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 01:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix pays tribute.

I was shocked by Patty Duke's death. I had a copy of her autobiography and sent it to her to autograph. She not only autographed it, but wrote a nice note to go along with it.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 01:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

But how is he getting a signal? :argh:

# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 22:38

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker

Why is Aunt Bea there?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 12:58

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Goober Peas posted:

This legit made me chuckle. It may be the first time Gilchrist has done that.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 16:58

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

If you're going to steal, steal from the best, I guess.

Real Life Adventures

Calvin and Hobbes

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 23:01

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 23:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

goatface posted:

Popeye's pipe should be checked for illegal narcotics.

I'm sure they're legal in whatever port he bought them at.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 15:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Blondie

So Herb's He-shed is about ten feet long, six feet wide, six feet tall , and is buried about three feet in the ground? And there's no apparent way to get in or out.

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Apr 23, 2016

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 14:06

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Pluggers

Do I need to make a Depends joke here?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 23:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wanamingo posted:

Pluggers

One day I didn't put my keys in the usual place and freaked out for 20 minutes.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

Family Circus

You'll have store brand Froot Loops, and you'll like it!

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:32

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

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