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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
happy new year motehrfuckers

it's the year of the pig fyi

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I think people in Norfolk would be inherently distrustful of trains

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

forkboy84 posted:

We're British, oval office isn't a gendered insult here.

if I want to call someone a cock or a prick I want to be able to do that damnit

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veGIl8jRvyU

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
toot toot:

Jeremy Corbyn
31 mins ·

Tomorrow, rail fares are set to rise by an average of 1.1%.

Labour's shadow transport secretary, Lilian Greenwood explains that, “Passengers have faced truly staggering fare rises of up to Ł2,000 since 2010. In some cases, commuters are paying nearly forty per cent more as a direct consequence of decisions made by Ministers."

It's a scandal that fares are being increased every year to subsidise the profits of private companies and other countries' railway systems.

The Labour Party is now committed to a publicly owned railway as the best way to secure a fair deal for rail passengers and taxpayers, and long term investment for a modern railway system.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i don't understand how pissflaps found the time to make a baby

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lord of the Llamas posted:

He showed an incredible amount of political acumen in his path to becoming Labour leader but after that he showed a complete disdain for the Labour party base and membership. The voting figures speak for themselves. Blair quit for a reason. It was a fluke not a recipe for success.

blair cunningly distracted everyone from the fact that he was just another oxbridge tory and religious fundamentalist until it was too late.

he's a goddamn war criminal

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pistol_Pete posted:

We don't support and trade with the Saudis because the governing establishment likes them, we do it because the governing establishment's view is that the alternatives to the current Saudi regime are either chaos, or ISIS: there is no moderate democratic replacement waiting in the wings. Given the critical importance of Saudi Arabia in the middle east, any collapse of the current regime would likely mean a Syria style conflict spreading across the entire region, which nobody wants to see and which would be a hideous nightmare to deal with.

Once you understand this view (which, frankly, seems a plausible enough one to me), you can understand why we behave as we do towards the Saudis: an unpleasant regime, able to maintain at best a brittle stability, is nonetheless preferable to the alternative of chaotic instability.

this is fine, but you could say exactly the same of Saddam, Ghadaffi and Assad.

Saudi Aramco is the reason we're friends with the saudis. Saudi Arabia is the sister state of Texas.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

e/ lol

the daily mail actually published the next pic:



say what you like about Danzukic, the man loves big kitties

also more lol, she was 'shocked he was horny'




oh wait, she said 'good, that was my intention' (danzukic is in grey)

haha

loving danzukic got played by a teenager who probably made a decent five figures from selling her story.

sex scandals are much more amusing with a paper trail.

When she learned of Simon’s sexting to Sophena Houlihan last week, Sonia said she was not at all surprised. ‘I’ve always said that it would not surprise me if Simon was found with an orange in his mouth, his mouth gagged, and a bin liner over his head, dead,’ she said – a reference to Tory MP Stephen Milligan who died this way.
‘Sexually he was quite perverted. He introduced me to pornography shortly after we married and wanted to tie me up and cane me. I tried it for him and out of curiosity but I really didn’t like it.
‘He also always liked to use poppers – amyl nitrite – as he said that made the sex so much better.
‘He bought me a vibrator once for my birthday. I remember unwrapping my presents on the kitchen table at breakfast. It was a mail order thing and it was pink. I was horrified. He said, “Well you said we don’t spend enough time together so I thought this would help.” I just flung it aside and said, “What the hell is this?” He couldn’t distinguish sex from love. I wanted more family time – not a sex toy.’


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JFairfax fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jan 3, 2016

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
the west threw tons of weapons at the 'moderate' opposition forces who want to depose Assad and some of those 'moderates' and plenty of the weapons and trucks have made their way to ISIS.

/e but yes aside from arming the opposition, providing them financial support (which has sometimes backfired) the west have stopped short of invading syria.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it's a achieved a pretty big humanitarian crisis and helped ISIS along the road to gatecrashing the 2022 world cup

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
the NATO friendly militias are opposed to assad who russia is supporting. that they bombed them is not surprising.

The Taliban were once a Nato friendly militia

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
much like ISIS

e/ substitute whatever countries are supplying ISIS for pakistan

anyway, I still like the analogy that ISIS are like the Khemer Rouge, enabled by the total loving breakdown of society that comes with massive and indiscriminate deployment of american weapons. also initially a sideshow.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it's ironic that whilst Danzukich loves tits, he also acts like a massive one, and that is his undoing

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
cohoolin tried to murder Farage it's true

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
that chubster really knows how to work the myspace angles

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hitler B. Natural posted:

There aren't many people in this country for whom I feel genuine, unrelieved hatred. One is Kelvin Mackenzie.



they were probably more concerned about him smuggling in drugs to the country as he certainly fits the profile of someone who would try to sneak in a cheeky gram or two of coke for a boat party

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Are triangle sandwiches Halal?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I think it's disgusting that people are rounding on a black man for being charming and asking a woman out.

If this was a white guy there would be no problem.

e/ not sure why he would want to go on a date with an Aussie, they racist as gently caress

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Noxville posted:

Eagle, Eagle and Falconer? Just what is with Jeremy Corbyn's sinister agenda against birds?

Danzukick loves Tits

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it's got the project and the glasgow more than 15k worth of publicity already though so I'd say it's been a success

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
you're already being sponsored to be on holiday for a year though

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OvineYeast posted:

Nationalise children imo

pretty sure that's what the care home system did, mainly for the benefit of pedos

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tesseraction posted:

Probably less awkward than calling her a crip.

why, is she a blood?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Corbyn's tenure is reminding me of Brian Clough at Leeds

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pissflaps posted:

You know where you'll find a big tent? At a circus.

Also at music festivals.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Bristol has Whiteladies Road and Blackboy Hill, like to this day.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Why did you flood England General????

Were those grouse drives worth it?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Coohoolin posted:

I used to go out with a girl who worked for a butcher delivery service, she was always bringing back cans of venison and vacuumed veal and because she was a vegetarian guess who ate prime loving meat for free

I'll never forget my deer ragú, it was epic.

A girl who knows how to handle your meat properly is to be cherished

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Did any MPs support the campaign against Jerry Springer the Opera?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
thanks, yeah, it's not just them evil muslims who want to ban cultural works.

e/ loving LOL at the dick and dom in da bungalow poo poo

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
tintower took a poo poo on twitter I think

seaside loafer shat on the platform

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
piss on the third rail

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
if it's overhead electric I'll be impressed if you can reach that cable!!

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
andrew neil is a massive prick

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
people from norwich have webbed feet

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


The statue of Queen Victoria, by Joseph Boehm, was made in 1888. It has been moved in the city several times.

Here is what the street artist told the Bristol Post: "The art world is male dominated. Fact. Street art is male dominated. Fact. So I've got to represent. I've got to redress the balance.

"Queen Vic was a power woman. She was the original feminist and she was proud. All I did was show her how she wanted to be seen. What's so offensive about that?

"If Banksy's allowed to paint a naked man hanging out a window of a sex clinic, then why can't Queen Vic be seen in all her glory? Bristol loves shouting about street art but when it comes to something with a real message it can't handle it."

JFairfax fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jan 8, 2016

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
LOL @ The Saurus

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i found a pic of The Saurus at work

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
what is the floor pizza all about?

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