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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
yes Op still there still cookin and now he changes your oil too!
10000x more successful at product production than Star Citizen

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

The Saurus posted:

so he'll change your car's oil but he still hasnt changed his fryer oil??

where do you think your car oil goes?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Please let that be real.

vyst posted:

Old people use checks all the time at the grocery store because debit/credit cards are voodoo wizardry.

Isn't that generation dead yet?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

:masterstroke:

Holy poo poo on doobies plum givin out.

Also you guys think he had a long term lease? I'd wager it was month to month at best.

E:
Requesting the hotdog boner pic.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

fuctifino posted:

I'd wager his landlord is kicking him out due to consistent non/late payment of rent.

:agreed:

His checks bouncing in the greatest of all irony.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The hotdogs will always live on in our hearts.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

The Pi dude posted:

"Tell me about the frogs Doobie."

do you have him behind a shed with a gun to his head?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
does no one have the hotdog and boner pic saved? That's a crime if its gone.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Heath posted:

This makes me wonder if he calculated the costs of the meals by setting the prices of individual items first and then just adding them together

I think doobie when he picked up donuts from like the 7-11 or gas station marked them up by a dollar each.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Doobie gettin out of the dogs and into the dead.

Doobie's Dead House.

FUNERALS!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I am genuinely upset by this. Doobie was the lighthouse in the darkness when it came to star citizen. No matter how hosed up SC was and uncoming Doobie was there. A simple man from alabama with a hotdog shack and an aspiring auto business.

No matter what we could point to him and say "HAH look his kickstarter was as uccess! TWO YEARS TWO YEARS and going!" "Where's your star citizen? Wheres your god now?"

We can't anymore though, I wouldn't be surprised if Croberts had something to do with the buyout.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Pastry of the Year posted:

It's not over 'til the end of the week, at the very least.



This would be an ideal time to reboot my unlaunched shirt design: https://teespring.com/thedoobiestmaximas



poop touching but cute.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Blazing Ownager posted:

Doobie will resurrect like a phoenix from the ashes, selling the most amazing hot dogs you will ever see. Well, JPGs of them anyway. Pay him $800 for a hotdog now.

They weren't even like jpegs / screenshots. They were pictures of hot dogs on the computer taken from his phone cause he didn't know how to screenshot LOL. I almost completely forgot about that.



Representation of an doobie dog. IT needs angel wings now though.
:rip:


E:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571910&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Original thread of shame.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jan 20, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
STAR WARS BETAMAX FREAK.

REDNECK FREAK.

SUCH A LIAR.

GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES

SUCK IT DRY.

SUCK ALL THAT CHILI RIGHT OUTTA THAT HOLE.

Goddamn.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Berious posted:

For children of god the doob family sure were interested in sucking dick or maybe rimming rear end, not sure where they were going with that. Some freaky sex anyway, with hotdogs

Some ungodly gloryhole behind the doghouse for those truckers over the air waves lookin for hot hotdog snacks through outhouse holes.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Dely Apple posted:

Alibaba.com moves in to deliver cheap hot snacks.



China blowing the poor American work force out again :911:

alibaba? dam muzlems

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

WhyteRyce posted:

Northport isn't that close to Reform. Are they expanding? Satellite parking facility?

Probably turning it into a graveyard. Doobies shack is literally becoming a plot for corpses to be put.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Doobies
Dead
House

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

tomstuart posted:

otherwise why does the shack having bread and milk mean anything to his family at home


unless hes using his business supplies for personal use

totally fuckingup his taxes

god who loving knows

lol you think he pays taxes?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

E-eat that little turd.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

WhyteRyce posted:

Wait...why does he have marshmallows?

He was going to team up with Titos before he got the bad news.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
So its over guys, tomorrow he starts pulling everythign out and putting it in his truck and drivin away...

Kinda somber, I wonder if the vent hood will come out or if he'll leave it behind.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

did doobie make literally anything from scratch?

Well he had to provide the heat cooking.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

did doobie make literally anything from scratch?

oh poo poo he did do the menu.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
LOL I never noticed the next town over is called coal fire. Holy poo poo.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Kurtofan posted:

it's like a mad max town name.

they got bullet town to the south.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

needs an iron / steel jaw.

E:

"DONT GET ADDICTED TO COKE!"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

I can't believe how many revisions there are to it.

















I don't even know if this is all of them lol

I dont think it is all of them that said, holy poo poo. He probably as as many menus as there are people in reform.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

Actually you are correct, it's not all of them because at the very least, it's missing the one where it said something like "chicken tenders 3 for $3.00, 6 for $6.00; each additional chicken tender $1.00" or something hilarious like that.


Fixed.

lol gotta get that family size price break of 0 cents.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
"Hey Virgil, what ya'll wanna call this town here of ours to attract the kind of people we want our kin association' and procreation' with?"

"Mmmmm I reckon Coal Fire ought to do it. That oughta bring in them smart fellers and pretty lasses. That or, Lynch Town"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

netally posted:

Haha that's like the whole Wikipedia entry for Coal Fire. Fascinating town.

why would you ever want your river to be known as coal fire? Let alone your town. Fundee isn't great but its better.

"Hey Billy Jo! Les call dis place Fundee get all them fun folks up in here yee haw!"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Shithouse Dave posted:

there are so many pages in this thread i don't know where to look to find out what happened to force the doob to close. was it the lack of business, the lovely hotdogs? a surprise health inspection? the vent hood falling down?

ALl the dying customers needed a place to be buried.

ThePutty posted:


that's all i got

Thank you thats the one I wanted.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Parallax Scroll posted:

here i fixed it



lol

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ThePutty posted:

does anyone have the gif where the lump in doobie's pants is pumped up and it increases the hotdog length or something

lol i remember that one.

Also still every time i look at this glorious picture. How the gently caress do you retard up a hotdog so bad you cant even balance it properly in the tiny bun so both sides have the same amount sticking out.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Chrpno posted:

Apparently Mr Pibb is a knockoff of Dr Pepper, except the dude didn't even get his degree! Why'd he have to drop out of school so early and start making pop?

Doobie sympathises with him as he didn't finish high school until like last year.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

eljackass posted:

Plain dog and fries - $6.99

more expensive than both the chicken tenders as well as the corn dog, too

yeah but those dont come with 7 lukewarm accordian fries.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Digital Fingers posted:

*plays sad tune on tiny accordian fry as the dog house slowly plunges into the icy depths of the ocean*

https://youtu.be/n11Em-EqWf8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUh-p-lzr_o

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