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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
@a pizza ranch in the midwest watching the debate

"this campaign is about a political revolution"

political revolution means nothing

Sanders' cqmpaign is about nothing

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Logikv9 posted:

my dream for america is TONS OF METH - O'Malley

"Meth macht frei" - Something that Hitler would agree with

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Go to bed, MOM. It's clear that you're cranky and tired.

Maybe you could really use a snickers, MOM.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Bernie Sanders wanted to politically stab the first black President in the back.

Is this a man you can trust as your President, or someone who needs to check his male 1%'er priviledge?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What should they go to jail for Bernie

Not being nice to Bernie Sanders, obviously.

Bernie Sanders is all talk and no action. He's a moralist who deals in absolutes, not a realist who understands the possibilities for incremental improvement.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
He'll pay by raising taxes on the middle class, he just refuses to admit it.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Not a Step posted:

Bernie Sanders for Lord of the Sith



Bernie Sanders is what it would look like if Frank Reynolds ran for President.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jiro posted:

The thing is the incremental improvements are getting sliced thinner and thinner with this caustic legislature from making any decent improvement. poo poo keeps getting neutered before it can do any good. But for the most part you are correct.

So fight on the margins, not for ~a political revolution~. Bernie Sanders says he's for starting a political revolution, yet he only says so on television.

Doesn't Senator Sanders understand that the revolution will not be televised? How much more out of touch with the soul of black America could you get?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
If Bernie Sanders actually cared about environmentalism, he'd support nuclear power.

Unfortunately, Senator Sanders regards nuclear power the same as he does vaccinations.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

TEAYCHES posted:

balancing budgets is gay as gently caress, deficit spending loving owns

deficit spending creates economic growth, up to the point where individuals no longer perceive you as being able to service your debt.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Iowa Snow King posted:

Tell us about the "soul of black america"

:allears:

Hop on a train with Joe Biden during this commercial break, and learn all you could want about the soul of black America.

Unfortunately, Senator Sanders cannot dance. Not only can he not dance, he dances like an old white man.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

TEAYCHES posted:

we can borrow in our own money, who cares. just pay yourself, its like the banana stand

For the most part, yes. So long as we service our debts while America remains a democracy with peaceful transitions of political power, we can print all the drat currency we wish.

Alas, Sanders' healthcare plan is still unworkable under unlimited deficit spending.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

blue squares posted:

Whats that word for the spread of nuclear weapons? Its something like Nuclear Differation or something... its on the tip of my tongue

Weapons with different yields will have a different spread of damage and fallout potential.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Thats it, it may be -40 out, by god I'm gonna go walk down the block to the bar in this town and finish watching this debate.

I'm too sober for the unserious proposals of the populist demagogue on this stage.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Bernie Sanders would have a worse administration as President than even four terms of Jimmy Carter would have given us!

Jesus loving christ Sanders, you don't warm relations with antisemites.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yoshifan823 posted:

Saudi Arabia is way worse than Iran, so let's get diplomacy going again in Iran.

the sauds at least recognize they have issues and don't call for another holocaust every week

Iran does.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Tigntink posted:

Iran giving back 10 marines who floated into their waters was pretty rad, imo.

Not for $100 billion, no.

We could have spent that money on so many more adjustable yield miniture nuclear weapons.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Thump! posted:

*cough*ISIS*cough*

ISIS exists because Iran refuses to allow for a political transition in Syria, and Obama was too afraid of ruining his bad deal with Iran to follow through on his red-line.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

WampaLord posted:

Does it make me a dumb voter that I honestly don't care about foreign policy? It seems like domestic policy is a much bigger issue.

It makes you someone without family in Israel who would die if Iran acquired nuclear weapons.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Thats it, MOM. You've made me venture out into the -40 to seek some irish carbombs

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
re clinton & red lines

When you live with Bill for a few decades, you know how to enforce red lines.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Clinton needs to unleash the Bill on Sanders.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Bernie Sanders is uninformed on back doors; news at 11.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Bad Caller posted:

If a few North Dakotans have flammable water I am willing to sacrifice them for no longer giving a poo poo about the middle east

Issue: That water seeps over into good states, like South Dakota, Alberta, and Minnesota

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Petey posted:

going to bed, night y'all

Stay a while and listen

Bernie Sanders is like Cain from D3

Buggy, poorly balanced, and just not as good as he was a decade ago.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Bad Caller posted:

Alberta is like one of the worst provinces of Canada

South Dakota I'd feel bad for the Indian reserves though so yeah.

Alberta: Still a better state than North Dakota or Qubec

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

BaurusJA posted:

PLEASE! Just 30 seconds, COME ON!

A good politician knows how to beg for something without sounding like a wheiner.

Unfortunately for all the single ladies, MOM is as good a politician as he is a husband.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

OAquinas posted:

Can I finish? Can. I. Finish??

Once again, another shining example of MOM being as good a politician as he is a husband.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

bill and hillary talk about the economy during sex

Gives the Clinton entitlement cuts a whole new meaning, don't it?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Combed Thunderclap posted:

Hillary convincing me we need a president with the kind of sex appeal that's going to be making all the other world leaders go gaga for America

Trump for President Trump for President

He'd let you bone Ivanka if the deal's good for America!

Bill could never include that as a selling point for Hillary.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Amused to Death posted:

I feel like Bernie was weirdly good in the foreign policy part, like that's not usually his best moments in terms of competing against Hillary.

All he said was killing terrorists is their problem.

Sanders woudn't have authorized a strike on Bin Laden in 1999.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Rochallor posted:

Bernie Sanders, how would you use your husband Bill Clinton in the White House?

As the tip of her agenda's spear

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

TEAYCHES posted:

This is the sexiest debate in American history.

I see you've so easily forgotten the Mud v. Bikini debates of Kennedy's 1962 cabinet.

Don't worry, Jackie forgot about them just as readily as Hillary forgot about Bill's private time with the intern in his office.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

SeANMcBAY posted:

Remember that time Hillary took a poo poo?

I think the term you're looking for is "Whitewater"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
just think, these coulda actually had a serious tone if Hillary wasn't the only serious candidate in the race

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

blue squares posted:

I have drunk five beers since this debate began

The loving bar in this loving small rear end loving Iowa border town was closed for a private party.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Logikv9 posted:

FACT CHECK: there are no good suburbs of detroit

The Brick Dick disagrees

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

EugeneJ posted:

The rich suburb of Detroit is Canada

There is nothing rich about Windsor, whether in Canada or in England.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fishmech posted:

fun fact: the fcc guy has a nice book out on how the telegraph was important to abraham lincoln's control of what was going on in the civil war:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MAH786/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?ie=UTF8&btkr=1

Know what was even more important to Lincoln's control over what was going on in the civil war?

Standardizing the North American railroad gauge.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

GobiasIndustries posted:

That's called Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham.

Aren't those in Ohio?

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