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Jumpingmanjim posted:So how are you guys enjoying not being in Federal prison? (Unlike the Bundys) I'm in a metaphorical prison of working poverty, self-sabotaging my own laughable aspirations to lower middle class, trapped by my own failures and squandered opportunities. This is still orders of magnitude better than being in literal prison. Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Apr 18, 2016 |
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cumshitter posted:Can Finicum really be called a rancher? That's a job title, and it implies that your money comes from ranching cows of whatever the proper verb for that is. Finicum made his money from caring for foster kids. I just feel that his proper title is Stay-At-Home-Dad and he just happened to have a hobby of raising cattle. Sort of like a People Rancher. Maybe Slaver if you're not being PC.
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As someone who served in the peacetime airforce in a REMF/POG as heck job, my advice to anyone trying to steal themselves some valor is to keep it simple. Instead of saying you were a recon sniper SEAL Green Beret, say you were like a hull technician in the navy (your apartment handy man, but in a boat), or a "corrosion control specialist" (airplane painter)/"loadmaster"(cargo airplane box-putter-onner) in the Air Force. No one will care enough to question it, and you can scam your veteran discount from Stuckey's or whatever without some guy way too proud of mustering out as a terminal lance with a million motto tatoos waving a camera in your face to shame you on Youtube.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://www.facebook.com/cheifkessler/?fref=ts pro-est possible click; this guy rules i mean he might be literally murdered by one of these retards, but he's trolling them in a way that makes me weep with joy E: it's Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 12:52 on Apr 25, 2016 |
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IF YOU DON'T USE THE CAR FOR COMMERCIAL ENDEVORS YOU DON'T NEED LICENCE OR RESTRATION OR INSURANCE. I HAVE A PLATE THAT DUPELICATES THE LOOK OF THE STATE I LIVE IN. IT SAYS"UCC1 308" MY I.D.'S AND ANYTHING I SIGN INCLUDING SS OR ANY GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS OR TICKETS I SIGN WITH "UCC1 308. SURE MAKES IT EASY WHEN YOU GET A TICKET SIGN IT WITH"UCC1308" . WHEN YOU GET THE TICKET SENT DON'T OPEN IT. WRITE ON ENVELOPE AT A DIAGONAL "NO CONTRACT" ON BOTH SIDES OFENVELOPE. ALSO WRITE RETURN TO SENDER. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T PARTICIPATE IN THEIR JURISDICTION THEY CAN'T TOUCH YOU. THIS IS FROM MY EXPERIENCE
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The funny thing is that this guy's "i just ignore the letters i get an return to sender so I can say 100% it works for me" is probably true, in the sense that the bench warrant sword of damocles he's set up for himself hasn't dropped, yet
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Retired [Michigan White Nationalist Irregular] Army general and grandson of one of the signers [of the articles of secession from the Zionist Occupied Government].
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:One thing I've noticed about a lot of the right wing is that America (the concept) and America (the government and land) are completely different things to them, so the flag represents America (concept) and the military defends America (concept) and is also cool and guns and heroes. Well there's a dignity in royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shakes as though palsied. ... the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe. Now, a president... well I mean...
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Ya'll forgetting Uncle Sam, the only symbolic figurehead we need. Ahem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
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Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.
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theflyingorc posted:My point is that the human condition is horrifying and our ideas about ourselves as moral are largely shaped by our circumstances, not much more. We are all meat, consciousness was a mistake, and only death is certain.
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Apr 28, 2016 13:49
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Discendo Vox posted:Aw, c'mon, don't rip the article, dude- that newspaper is funded by ad views. everyone with half a brain uses ublock anyway 
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May 5, 2016 06:32
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, but if you don't read the articles you miss the comments! huge fan. huge. i make it a point to follow the centers for disease control and prevention whenever they tour. i like some of the oldies like smallpox and rubella, but the new stuff like h1n1 and ebola has a nice edge and is keeping them relevant. i have a respirator signed by thomas r. frieden.
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If these guys were serious about wanting to fight the system they'd be trading their honey buns for mack and hitting the benches so when they're released they can be lean, shredded weapons of rebellion. Either that or going on hunger strikes until free men can starve semi-feral cows or whatever their dumb cause is.
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May 6, 2016 05:54
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Looking forward to the thread title change to "currently sentencing and incarcerating..." "currently executing," inshallah
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May 6, 2016 20:17
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Goodpancakes posted:As someone who has shot a lot of an M2, lol what are you going to do with it under your bed? You are shooting that off of a huge rear end heavy as poo poo tripod at best. It's gonna take you 10 minutes at least to be able to aim and shoot it. Not if you're the most electifying man in action figure tie-ins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO137EdvSTg
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May 9, 2016 04:29
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"Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro Sobarkah" if they can just trick him into saying it himself i think he gets teleported back to kenya
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Are you There, God? It's me, Cliven.
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Eox posted:... Lavoy? There's a resemblance but if Lavoy were a former marine senior NCO there now way we would not have heard about it non-loving-stop from the patridiots, least of all from him.
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May 23, 2016 08:42
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Dr. Killjoy posted:Stolen valour then? He did a good job if so. Uniform appears to be worn correctly, and didn't stop there. That definitely looks like an enlisted man's wife, if more than a little under the weight requirements.
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May 23, 2016 09:04
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Are the marine guidelines for awards "some, none, or all?" That's how they did it in the USAF and I went with the "fashion" of wearing "top 3" like everyone else where I was stationed. I had 4
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May 24, 2016 06:43
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McGlockenshire posted:I don't understand what the gently caress that image is about. Profound, untreated mental illness.
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May 24, 2016 08:27
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Grem posted:Medals are gay. Can confirm: I literally got a medal for working hard as a TV newsman/Radio DJ like in Good Morning Vietnam. In the peacetime military, in Iceland.
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Skellybones posted:You always have the best war stories. Make no mistake, service wasn't easy for me, even though I didn't see anything remotely resembling combat or deployment. There were precious few places to get good biscotti, and the only Internet available on base at the time was dial-up. The local women were attractive and affectionate, but they did not age well. THEY DID NOT AGE WELL. *haunted thousand yard stare* I wonder how much military experience these militia types have. Based on what I've read I expect it's probably a bunch of cosplayers "trained" and lead by a handful of guys who mustered out at E-4; and not a one of them claiming a rank below Colonel.
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May 25, 2016 10:19
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Alan Smithee posted:arent you like Danish or something? Did you have joint exercises with Iceland? Yank actually. It was a NATO base with all sorts of folks, but the US Navy leadership gave us direction never to call it that on the newscast because it was very important that everyone knew who was footing the bill.
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May 25, 2016 10:29
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Alan Smithee posted:why dont they age well. I thought the cold climate is what gave them such wonderfully preserved porcelain skin in the first place idk I ain't a trim scientist. these were casual, anecdotal observations. Fun fact: Iceland, at least when I was there, had a council on names that could veto parents who wished to give their kids "un-Icelandic" baby names. I wonder what the SovCits would make of something like that.
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A young Second Lieutenant approaches the crusty old CSM and asked about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias. The CSM replied, "It's history and tradition ... First we give you a gold bar representing that you are very valuable and also malleable. The silver bar also represents significant value, but is less malleable. When you make Captain, your value doubles, hence the two silver bars. As a Colonel you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As a General, you are, obviously, a star. Does that answer your question?" "Yes," said the Second Lieutenant, "but what about Majors and Lieutenant Colonels?" "That goes waaaay back in history ... to the Garden of Eden even. You see we've always covered our pricks with leaves
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radical meme posted:The more I read about the Bundys, their messianic ideology and how their Mormon beliefs play into this whole mess, the more I understand why 19th Americans tried to exterminate these fuckers. If you want to get real mad at 19th century Mormans sometime, watch that movie about the Mountain Meadows massacre starring General Zod.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"And the Messiah did force open the door of His brutally wrecked Bronco Twice, did his hand move to draw forth his weapon and, lo, twice did his fat fingers emerge bereft and on the third fumbled draw, our LORD was laid low
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May 27, 2016 06:44
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Volcott posted:Y'know, like that time Israel murdered a bunch of US sailors. Is the official line on that one "it was, an accident. Uh, a sustained, multiple-sortie accident?"
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May 30, 2016 04:24
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When I put garbage on public land, it eventually gets picked up, too. They should be glad they weren't charged with littering.
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May 30, 2016 09:23
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Alan Smithee posted:I wonder what the repercussions are for someone with a special FFL for a big fuckoff gun and then you get it stolen by some two bit hick I have a friend who is an arms dealer with the FFL that lets you sell virtually anything. He was looking for a rental place to store some literal artillery and mentioned some pretty strict requirements for building security and access control and stuff. There's definitely an onus on the merchant to do basic due diligence, probably as a hedge against "oops it looks like those ma deuces i was waiting to sell to a collector were 'stolen' and somehow ended up in the hands of my militia buddies."
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Bombadilillo posted:Truly stunning social commentary as always. it was before they evolved to their very nuanced "maybe 'both sides' are wrong when you think about it" approach.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1632933580362982&id=1541879166135091 I'm going to assume these idiots aren't going to jump through the Evil Gubmints hoops to put a proper memorial on public land (or haven't contacted the land owner for his consent if it's private land) and are just engaged in elaborate littering. "They took down our wood cross so we put a steel one there." Clearly they need to move to one that's either too heavy to move or one that's a radiological hazard to anyone handling it to take it down. Depleted Uranium memorial for the tarp man is the next escalation.
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Epic High Five posted:Knowing where the shelters full of food and supplies is also useful survival knowledge if you are in contact with raider gangs Planning on being a pretty good decorative skull, myself.
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deep space nein posted:I'd be ok with the Bundys being sent to Gitmo as enemy combatants. http://www.theonion.com/video/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adul-18896 but with white antigovernment militia nutters tried as muslim antigovernment nutters instead.
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