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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Isn't she Swedish anyway?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Did someone already post http://proteys.info/404/ because it's what I use instead of Ipod.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

And it's part of Europe too!

Boy do I have news for you!
:goonsay:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I've never seen a naked person who's wearing clothes before.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Xenoid posted:

Lol what kind of Russian doesn't know that you shouldn't climb tree to escape bear.

What if he was already in the tree.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Thin Privilege posted:

Gonna repost cause this is russia. jpg (it's me, with a loving bear, with photoshopped out face)

Notice: No leash.

I know a bit about bears and I've never known them to keep Russians on a leash.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

performance bears are often maimed as cubs to instill obedience :smith:

Also they're drugged as hell.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Merdifex posted:

Not Eastern Europe but I unironically like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw

These people look like they remove kebab despite the fact that all they eat normally is kebab.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Romes128 posted:

Hello friends I heard this thread has potato

Can you tell me where I get my potato

PM me. The best potato the biggest potato.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

is no potato, onli kold, dark

That's what I meant. Biggest kold, biggest dark. PM me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Not anymore. Potato gone.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Romes128 posted:

What you mean? My cousin wiktor just got potato. I come back with wiktor and you explain how he has potato and I do not

Just wait until Wiktor tries to verb it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Vasily Alexeyev - looked like everyone's fat beer-loving uncle, and also set 80 world records.



I've never actually seen a Sports Illustrated but from what I'd heard, that's not what I thought one would look like.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paternosters are used a lot in warehouses.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Ah, so the normal way.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

In the Balkans, you are generally expected to chip in a few coins if you want to use the public toilet facilities. Every bathroom has its own "baba-sera" (roughly translates to "turd crone"), who is in charge of keeping the toilets clean and orderly. In practice, she is a fat old woman with a seriously bad perm who will yell at you while you're making GBS threads because you shortchanged her half a cent or something. Oh, and expect to be charged differently if you're only going to take a piss - as opposed to making GBS threads as well. SHE KNOWS.

If it's me in there, drat right she knows.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Jevgeni, watch me jump on that bear!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Quick! That lizard is escaping from the aromipesä! There goes lunch!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pyromancer posted:


Sign says "Emperor's Chiburekki"
Why does Napoleon(?) use one as hat instead of eating it? Does Calvin, by appearing without Hobbes, subtly hint it's made with cat meat?

Calvin isn't pissing on anything: 2/10.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JB50 posted:

Is tough to grow big and strong on potato alone.

Well they're not alone now are they? Potato synergy!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

sexman is polish i believe

He should namechange to ALL-PRO POLEMAN then to avoid confusion.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

nope, american

Close enough.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Someone will steal the batteries.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wedemeyer posted:



Is gun knife.

Yeah I played MGS 2.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

etalian posted:

I think Finns can be considered on the slavic side since they have the strange looking men-smoking hot women split similar to Russia.



:wink:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WaryWarren posted:

i suggest any american male under the age of 40 to go to tallinn and walk around for a few days. then, return home to rustbelt, u.s.a. and cut your dick off.

your welcome, in advance.

Ah yes the American who is capable of walking around for a few days.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Although I really didn't get what this guy's problem even was? I think he might be drunk on weed or something?

gnarlyhotep posted:

My problem with this isn't anything to do with porn. It's that they had enough free time and money to make specific porn suits for it. Seriously, is Finland so boring that groups of guys have to spend money and time on production values for videos like this? It's not that large of a country so this is like weirdness per capita times 10.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Puukko naamassa posted:

Yeah, it's originally from Ugrilampaat, which was a completely forgettable Finnish sketch show that originally ran from 1999 to 2000. Somehow this throwaway joke that they probably did to pad a single episode ended up becoming a youtube hit over a decade later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0POvYCD_D8

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

Where do you think he got his halo from?

He pirated it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Did any home video game console outsell the Commodore 64 microcomputer world-wide? I'd Bing it but I'm on a Nokia so nothing works.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

i duck duck went for it and seems like these did:


Well now I know :tipshat:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Viwwetf0gU

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

du -hast posted:

I guess this is the place to ask: there's a giant cat thing in Russia, like the size of a golden retriever. It looks like basically a really big housecat. IIRC they are not domesticated tho. What is it called?

Delirium.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

probably can, but domestication, as seen with russian foxes, takes decades to perform even on relatively well known animals. problem with manuls is that they are very rare - probably a couple thousand worldwide (at population densities of 1 cat per a square mile tops), so you dont have a stock, so to say, to perform domestication experiment on

they have high mortality rates both in the wild and in captivity, and are poorly studied - i dont think domestication, or even repopulation, of them is ever going to happen :(

A rare animal, huh? *prepares boner-pill mill* :china:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


True fact: the Russian word for light bulb translates to devil potato.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fun fact: the Russian word for sausage translates to meat potato.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

sparatuvs posted:

колбаса???

Gesundheit.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

oh, the gross boiled salami thing. it's the "big" one so i dont associate it with word "sausage"


"This sausage isn't a sausage" - Forums poster kalstrams

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