THE IOWA PRECINCT CAUCUSES FEB 1, 7PM CST: DEAD HEAT

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Will Trump get stumped?
	Yes
	No
	#FeelTheBern
	Baby Hitler

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a cop posted:

OLD CRIPPLED LITTLE PERSON SPEAKING FOR BUSH

this guy owns!!

He's off-script! He's gone rogue! :ohdear:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:34

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:01

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Early lead for Cruz!

Source: https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:37

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The black lady for Carson on cspan needs to remember that she's not here to talk about herself, but about Carson.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:38

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My god, the difference in tone between the blue team and the red team tonight.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:42

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You can really tell the difference between the people who actually practiced their speech and people who said "nah, it'll be fine".

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:47

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Big thank you to whoever it was that linked the official results site. (They're working fine for me.)

Cruz 30.1%, Trump 28.8% with 5% in.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:50

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For a moment I thought Jeb! actually had a county but nope, Carson has a similar color on the map.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:54

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a cop posted:

Rand Paul supporter 100% confirming the theory that most Republicans are scared and sad.

"When my child asks me, "Dad? What did you do to defend liberty? Why can't I get a job?""

lol

I've never actually asked my dad what he did to defend liberty.

Mostly I just ask him why he didn't invest in eastern Poland.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:56

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He has been GOVERNOR MAN!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:57

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Kathy has just declared herself Caucus Chair For Life :ohdear:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:04

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Chromatic posted:

Anyone got any livestream links for the usual networks? I cut cable last month.

There's several in the OP. c-span is free and livenewschat.eu is showing msnbc.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:07

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Craptacular! posted:

Why are the least liked people on both parties ahead

gently caress

Because Iowa is full of Iowans.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:08

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You don't have to F5 the official microsoft result sites. Once you get them to load, just leave them open, they'll update.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:09

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The speeches have begun on the Democratic one on cspan2

There's currently a very very gay guy talking up O'Malley

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:14

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The dems on cspan2 have voted to do "go stand in the corner" preference groups! :neckbeard:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:22

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fronz posted:

What % of precincts are reporting? I can't see that on the Microsoft websites on my phone

49% for the Dems, 26% for the Reps

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:24

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eviltastic posted:

Old silly turn of phrase that isn't offensive or even necessarily gendered. See also "parental units".

AKA the only thing that has survived in the public consciousness from the Coneheads movie

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:25

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Drastic Actions posted:

But other has pulled far, far away at 36.

How do they handle misspelled ballots? If someone scrawled "donaltump" in crayon, does that count for Trump? What about if it's less clear, like "rubbirinna"?

:klaxon: SOMEONE JUST DROPPED AN F BOMB ON MSNBC

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:31

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I was barely paying attention, who is the "VA is hosed up" girl supporting? Because I'm totally in that camp now

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:34

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PDP-1 posted:

she was an undecided that bernie supporters were trying to win over

Cool, thanks! Undecided for president! :patriot:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:36

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Caedar posted:

2.2% difference between Bernie and Hillary.

Yeah, sounds about right.

Oh wait

You meant in the votes

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:37

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EugeneJ posted:

I also just realized that Hillary winning by 1% would be ironic as gently caress

OH MY GOD

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:38

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biznatchio posted:

Be careful about getting excited about Bernie's 2% gap. His support is extremely centralized, which clips how many delegates he can get, and winning delegates is what actually wins the election.

Hillary only up by 2% in votes, but up by 15% in delegates.

He needs to get like 2/3 of the remaining delegates to win. He'll get a lot of them, but I don't think quite that much.

The one or two delegates that are the actual difference between first and second place will make zero difference. Iowa is all about getting to say you won. That's it.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:44