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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Maker's Mark, possibly some homebrew dark ale that's probably not ready yet.

mannerup posted:

predicting jeb will awkwardly bring up football

Yep.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Vile posted:

I actually think he looks fine bald



Strong. Tough. This guy WILL nuke you.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

rear end cobra posted:

Does anybody not add the candidate gimmick accounts to their ignore list at first sight?

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Calling it: gets SWATted by a /pol troll.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Answer the question Cruz, you loving weasel.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Mr. World posted:

Goddamn, Carson is blazed as hell.

Lmao Carson's complete lack of expression while that question was being read.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Aaaand here comes the stump speech

Hollismason posted:

Ben Carson saying Ted Cruz is a loving liar in the nicest way possible

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
LMAO Rubio is glitching out and repeating himself, someone please call him out on it

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
YES YES OH MY GOD YES

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Job has binders full of Medal of Honor recipients.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Lol, who made a derisive "huh." when Cruz used the excuse he was in New Hampshire.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Rubio just sort of babbled and circled the drain at the end of that deperate rambling trainwreck of a response.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Atoramos posted:

what the hell is wrong with Rubio tonight, is he literally a robot

He is performing exactly as always, but was unable to adapt the program once Christie called him out on it.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Bush: Naaation states on the run. Naaaation states on the run

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
"Kasich, tell Republican voters they're shitheads"

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

polysynth posted:

CHRISTIE COMIN IN FOR SECONDS OH poo poo

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Christie is going Super Saijin on Rubio, holy poo poo.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

The Real Paddy posted:

Take care of people dying on the street? You just stumped yourself.

Holy poo poo Trump

(tepid applause)

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Jesus is Cruz just stealing Trump's platform wholesale?

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Yudo posted:

It's called COBRA you loving moron.

Often unaffordable for the newly unemployed.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Making no bones that this eminent domain question is a direct Trump attack.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
"Jeb might have dominated there" - said nobody ever

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Mr Jaunts posted:

So wait, was Trump right on Keystone being a private use?

Why would the government own an oil pipeline? :confused:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Trump serving up a word salad right there.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Christie is going back for thirds on Rubio, and I think I know what he wants for dessert...

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

OatmealRaisin posted:

Mario's switch is stuck on "STUMPED"

ftfy

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Pick posted:

the truck of oil has already sailed to safety

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

tinstaach posted:

bomb the oil and also take the oil

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Thank god there was a Jeb question, I really needed a toilet break.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
How many people on the stage have used "complete disaster" tonight? #stolenfromtrump

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Lmao at the smashcut to smug Trump during Kasich's response

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Kasich you smarmy piece of poo poo.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Uh oh, humanising Cruz anecdote

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
I wish Rand Paul was here to be asked this question, :sigh:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Ted Cruz: A Loved Member

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Rubio 2016: Neither A Bigot Nor A Hater

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Christie: No one is that radical*

*except for Hillary Clinton and the entire Democratic party

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Bryter posted:

Jeb! is so anti-abortion that he won't end his campaign

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Christie: You've gotten to know my (cholesterol choked) heart.

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