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Goons Are Great posted:hello byob my friends it is not a good day already and it barely started but I'm going to drown myself in posts because life is making me very angry and I rather post about hammocks Well mate, I just woke up and i'm still  but I was planning to be up in a couple hours to get back to the gym which I guess is gonna be a tomorrow morning thing. I'll be up finishing this poo poo vodka with some mid range cranberry juice while I watch vids and jump between SAForums and playing this MUD I found that's been pretty fun the last week. If I see ya round I'll try to throw something funny at ya. haha, i;m lame af though so don't get you're hopers out for it.
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Escape From Noise posted:For whatever reason I was looking up stuff about the town I grew up in in southern Missouri and there's now a BBQ restaurant there that has a pig pen with a live pig in it in the dining room. Amazing. I'm so glad we moved.  As an Iowan on the border of Nebraska, this sounds so much like poo poo I should see everyday.I've eaten so many pork burgers at fairs within line of sight of pigs in pens... I was really stoned once and considered how hosed up it was, but other than that time I just always thought it was normal. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Escape From Noise posted:I think for me it's less the moral implications and more the being in a closed dining area with a pig pen that probably stinks of pig poo poo. I've done so much farm work that I don't think that'd have ever mattered to me. It's hosed, I'm not saying it's not and if that was the selling point to go to a place I'd tell ppl to gently caress right off a bridge. I will eat next to a bunch of pig poo poo if I got time to eat and I've been working, but that's not an attractive feature that I'd wanna be in(or out)doors with. Escape From Noise posted:Also the reviews that aren't from people who will just eat anything say it's all microwaved leftovers doused in liquid smoke basically with grocery store sides. And FFS, if you serve some bullshit meat in the midwest I'll lose it. How the gently caress hard is it to get fresh beef or pork? I'd throw a table at someone for serving me frozen crab if I was on the east coast. in the midwest you should be able to eat meat that was walking the day before, maybe that morning if you're out for dinner. I could put 50 buck down and be in MO tonight and I'd be pissy as gently caress if I got lovely bbq in a state that knows how to do it. gently caress the pig in the room, I'd prob still go if someone gave me a bite outside and it was good. I'd get poo poo to go but I'd still buy the food. No excuse for bad bbq or not making slaw or mash inhouse at a place that isn't fast food. Ok, I'm gonna take a couple deep breaths kuz I got a bit excited about food I haven't seen and maybe it's 11:30 and I should make lunch. Ha, I legit would prob shut my phone off and just pay 30 buck a month to only have this forum for internet. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Cardi BYOB posted:NESAM COME VISIT I WILL FEED YOU. I like eating. What's Afghan like? it's hot as gently caress there, so like I'd assume salt/spice. If its like anything from anywhere in the world that's normally hot(save Australia, which also seriously I'd gently caress with street sausage if it was a thing(used to live in a tiny town with a Tyson and they had two days a year where businesses set up grills and all sorts of stuff and it was just a fuckfest of hotdogs for free))(lol, I can't help but loving nest poo poo(seriously, hosed(no actual choice I just am used to doing it for math and it boils the gently caress over))) Really tho, if you're offering a free meal it only makes sense to spend a shitload of money to come get it  Dr. Honked posted:urg blurg I got a covid booster this morning and now the side effects are starting. BLARG Both of my initials were mornings that I had lots to do, I felt great and it always seemed like the ppl that planned to not do poo poo felt the worst. Maybe anedotal, maybe something, maybe just coincidental... Not at all to be a dick, sorry you're feeling some not cool poo poo. if it helps, i'm gonna go get booster, flu shot, and tetnis late this week in one go and i'm a bit scared its gonna make me a mess... and HONK https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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If you ever hate yourself enough to think a Twinkie latte is a good idea, I feel I should let you know that you really don't deserve to suffer that much. I don't know why I expected so much from this and I hope none of you need to feel the pain I'm in trying to drink this thing that tastes like someone had never had coffee or twinkies and took an ambitious swing at combining the flavours.
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Farecoal posted:Was this homemade? No, it was official branded. I think if they just blended up a bite of Twinkie and stirred it into a decent coffee it'd have been better. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Viginti Septem posted:Rye chips Are they rye? I always liked them, but that might be why. And, yep I'm asking you which is taking longer than to type it into DDG. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Viginti Septem posted:I finally made the switch to DDG. I left Google a while ago and went to bing on sheer principle that bing was less evil than Google. But holy mother Bing's results are the worst thing ever. I searched for the sentence out of Twilight Zone where the dude drops his glasses and breaks them "there was time now" and half the results were for anal stimulators lol. I used bing a lot over goodle kuz the results actually worked better and really their image search is so much better, but I got a Fire Phone from amazon and it had bing and poo poo worked good plus bing lost 2 billion for amazon multiple years in a row giving out bonuses for using it and I made a bunch of money for a year searching poo poo on a bunch of accounts. but DDG is so good and I've used it for a long time. I look up weird poo poo sometimes I wouldn't want google telling cops I searched in the event of some random poo poo happening. I kept looking for this old movie 'How to murder your wife' and like if my ex had had a suspicious accident google would tell the cops I was looking up how to murder her... i learned that search terms are hard sometimes with most the inet being a link from the porn they wanna sell. Google never did much for me tho so jumping off was decent for me. Which Twilight is that kuz I got the whole origianl on the pc and would love an excuse to watch an episode? https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Heather Papps posted:i love you byob you are special to me Awww, shucks 
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sb hermit posted:https://youtu.be/oLoNGRVeC7Y Thanks, just started it. I feel familiar but I don't remember it. I love Twilight Zone so much. I love seeing eps that obviously inspired other stuff. Lol, I'd divorce the gently caress outta some chick for the bit he asks how many husbands she has as a joke and she said she doesn't want it rubbed in... I'd legit had got up and told her rear end that she'd have less than me soon and let her know where the door is. That convo could have been some lighthearted banter, which he delivered as, but her character was so dickish. gently caress, maybe I need to just livestream me trashin through the whole series. it'd only take a half week really.I don't got poo poo to do til tuesday so maybe i'll gently caress with a test run. Seriously, I love how good this show is. like, they had new ideas for poo poo back then and everything wasn't a remake of a good idea from the (6-9)0s trying to cash in on ppl that like poo poo(continuations not counting if they kept the story going well... evil dead reboot sucked compared to the ash vs evil dead series. obviously Bruce cant be replaced) and want to see more. lol, Umbrella Academy... Dude is thrown forward and the world's fully hosed. premise: this episode. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Escape From Noise posted:You mean that episode inspired by that episode of The Scary Door? Haha, I love Futurama so much and this Def means I gotta rewatch it all after two and a half years of not seeing it... Cheers! |
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nesamdoom posted:Thanks, just started it. I feel familiar but I don't remember it. I remember it now. fifteen mins(dinner break) and it hit me... drat this show is depresing. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Ugly In The Morning posted:
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cruft posted:I just want to pluck this one thing out here, people have been doing this for thousands of years. It was only a very brief period of western expansion in the US, where there was a confluence of very cheap land, abundant affordable labor and materials, and a robust middle class, where it became expected that you'd move out of your parents' house. That's increasingly less manageable today for a whole lot of reasons, and that is 100% okay: it is, again, how people have lived for thousands of years. Old houses still have built in suites kuz of this. I moved out at 16 kuz it was finacially beneficial for everyone. W were spending more on gas to drive me back and forth to town than it was for rent. If I wasn't stuck out in the country with no legal driving option til 18 I'd have stayed and lived out on the farm. but I had a schedule for school that didn't work with my mum and she didn't need to be driving so much and spending that money. Nothing wrong with living with parents if noone is put out. I was gonna remodel my basement and hook my daughter up with a place with it's own entrance just so when she's an adult she'd have her own poo poo and i'd just want like half her cut of the bills(which would be almost nothing with the house paid for)... I'm actually waiting to see how poo poo goes and my bro might have locked in a house in Maine with a secondary on it and I'd not hate to move out there and kick him a bit and just have a spot. Familial housing is the norm for humans, like you said, it's just this bunch of ppl trying to sell an idea of spending a bunch of money(because they are selling) to live. Bo-Pepper posted:also drunks are good at falling because they don't tense up maybe just be drunk all the time I just want to add to this that I love a phrase I say, I only blame drinking on falling down. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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rear end-penny posted:not alcohol but I have the same thing when I meet people without any obvious signs of mental illness. like, what went so drat right in your childhood that your brain just... let's you be happy? Lol, those ppl creep me the gently caress out. I always assume I'll be blindsided eventually by some hidden insanity that's so hosed up they have to hide it. Then again in the same vein of things, it always seems weird to me when people have never gotten into a fight. Might be just how things are here, but I can't imagine having never gotten into a fight or even punched somebody. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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I just spent a few minutes trying to think of a worse version of SAForums... everything I thought of was pretty much just the internet. It's kinda crazy that you can learn about almost anything on here without it being a bunch of bullshit/useless comments. I avoid the more serious forums normally, I'm mostly here for the laughs, but I might actually just build searching the forums into a terminal command because I'll have better luck than on a normal search for knowledge or discussion than the rest of the inet. Obviously, I expect to be linked out at some point, but isn't that the general purpose of contributory posting?
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How Wonderful! posted:I only hit somebody twice as an adult and once it was a proud boy type guy at a big public scuffle who had been grappling at me and once it was a guy who was cornering me and grabbing at my chest and crotch on the subway, who I shoved away. I felt so terrible about it even though obviously I don't like that kind of guy. I never know how to convey this without sounding like a really evil, petty person, but it made me as sad and pained to see blood coming out of a guy's nose and know "that's my fault" as it would have if I'd gotten punched myself or if I'd punched my grandma. In the aftermath it was less "I can't believe I got sexually harassed, what a creep" and more "I can't believe I hurt somebody." There are two big memories I have regular recurring nightmares about and one is getting assaulted at gunpoint and the other is this schlubby, sweaty guy looking at me with blood on his face looking betrayed that I could have elbowed him in the face, which I know is silly, he was there for a fight and to rough up people he thought wouldn't fight back, but on a deep and very wretched level of my psyche I still wish I'd just let him rough me up rather than remember that "why did you do this to me?" look. Both of those sound completely reasonable times to hit someone to me. But I grew up where fights were a night in jail at most and most people were dicks. I've had people yank open a car door when I was sleeping and start yelling at me, my natural reaction was hitting them as hard as I could then getting out. But, I get it's something about how people grow up and where somewhat matters. Lol, maybe my life has been hosed up enough I don't understand not having a hosed up life. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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I noticed that when I stopped going around groups of people then groups of people stopped wanting to fight me. So, I just chill with my kid and don't gotta deal with people or jail anymore.' Very relaxing to only hang out with a toddler. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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alnilam posted:How Wonderful you are not evil for feeling bad for hurting someone, even if they were among the more reasonable times to hit someone https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Heather Papps posted:
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roomforthetuna posted:I had heard about people using vitamixes to blend and heat soup, and I got a similar high powered vitamix knockoff so I wondered about doing the same, so I looked it up, and holy poo poo, 10 minutes of blending to make the soup hot? Who would suffer that noise for 10 minutes rather than heat the soup in a pan or microwave for 3 minutes? I get not wanting to wash another thing, but it doesn't take 7 minutes to wash a thing, and nor is it as horrible as thirty additional seconds of blender noise. What the gently caress? As a dude that generally has one bowl I clean everytime I'm hungry and that works, I don't get that poo poo at all. I got an electric hotpot so I can just boil water to put in soup in a bowl. or microwave it. or gently caress, open a can and put it on the stove til it gets bubbles and dump half them boil the rest in the can. why use a mixer to the point that it overheating is cooking the food when anything is a better choice? I'd used tongs to hold a can and hit it with a torch after cracking a seal and that works... some people go out of their way to make poo poo unnecesarry. lol, whats opinions on the lets gently caress up this counter with just dumping food on it instead of using dishes designed for the task? https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Dr. Honked posted:i lived the life of a hermit since omicron arrived on the island. we had less than 400 cases, total, since the pandemic began. now we sometimes have as many as 300 new cases a day. bah My ex put the boy in daycare at the start of Omicron so he'd most likely die kuz she's a full blown fotze. I'm pretty pissed that when I get him half the time he's sick kuz she's too hosed in the head to just let me use my free weekdays to keep watching him. But then again she took him when he was 6 months old into a room she knew was occupied by someone coughing up covid and I told her she was a bad mother that day. Big diff between some exposure and purposely endanging an infant. |
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Zil posted:I mean in dire circumstances it's alright, just not advisable. Also never in the microwave. It's not hard to vent it and throw it on a open fire to heat it then crack it and dump out. I'm not just setting a can on poo poo(other than maybe a stove), but the can doesn't hurt the food. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Canned food is cooked in the can. It's not a good idea to do it with the can still sealed, but . . . def open or vented. it's a camp thing(like 24 said) and sometimes a poor thing for not having pans. Twenty Four posted:I mean I've on occasion been camping where heating a can of beans or chili on some rocks next to the fire pit was a thing, but I can't say I've ever done it on the stove. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Escape From Noise posted:Does anyone have recommendations on jeans? Something relaxed fit. The only jeans UniQlo has available in my waist size are straight cut or slim fit which I cannot wear comfortably. I'm probably going to have to order some from Rakuten or something. I'm a huge fan of lucky brand relaxed boot cut. vintage 367. I've had 3 pairs and they were/are the most comfortable for me. alil expensive compared to what I wear for work(pretty much any cheap pair that fits and I don't mind ripping holes in). But that's just personal preference since I don't like breaking in jeans and luckys come comfy from the start. aldantefax posted:Speaking of meat I'm slappin mine over here I was requested to tenderise steaks once and i punched a knuckle hole through one. I was more gentle with the rest of them after. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Goons Are Great posted:hello hi I have exciting news because I am now scheduled to leave hospital life for good in february and that was faster than anticipated but apparently we did either something right or something so terribly wrong that it turned right again but either way, it looks like you guys are gonna have to endure my posting im so sorry GaG I'm glad you're either good or so hosed they just gave up and want you to enjoy yourself. Incase of the latter, please don't forget that cocaine is fun and consequences are iffy. Since I'm chucking characters at you here and this is a chill forum, the boy had fun with the card and the ghost lives in the hall right out from this room. We've been very nice and have made many hot dogs and sausages to share. Briten either has gotten better at finishing his food or the ghost sneaks in and finishes his hotdog/sausages for him. Either way, we all eat well. heres a photo of the first half of last year before the dude's mum cut his mohawk off to spite me(sad since he looked amazing.  bonus thing, my 34th bday present was the baby carrier since the dude was born a few days before and I was super into/am having him strapped to me rather than have to carry him, easier on the arms, but rough after deadlifts(better than leaning down/forward for a stroller thats not tall enough). Beste Wünche also, are these motherfuckers taking the piss or what? 
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Manifisto posted:hopefully the plan of action involves many tacos and burriots and other delicious things your byob friends would like to to eat!! Double extra cheese on everything. Although I'm sure its a typo, burriot makes me think of a charriot pulled by burritos. Maybe 4 burritos and a charriot of bean and cheese dip for them. I put a lot of effort into gaining weight when I was too skinny, so I have a couple good tips. A bit of real butter chucked into everything is an easy way to add calories and healthy fats. Peanut butter powder is a great way to add a bit of calories and protein to stuff(a heaping spoonful in a glass of chocolate milk tastes great, and works too if chocolate protein powder is added as well making for a big glass of protein and calories). Also, gaining some weight in a country overflowing with yummy food and beer is a huge plus. Ich brauche zwei Würst un(d) ein Bier. Edit:missed hitting the d nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Jan 18, 2022 https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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I wonder why dudes make more money, both them chicks stood there mystified until a dude sorted out the box's pitch momentum. Joking. I'd have been pissed at someone interupting the most interesting poo poo I'd ever seen at some box shipping station. I'd prob have sent someone out for lunch and drinks and had someone else look for chairs and planned to spend my afternoon seeing how long a box could flip on an inclined belt. ok looking at it a few more times, was she helping it spin? it'd only take a jab at the upper section to arrest momentum and let it go. it seemed more like they were having fun and the dude ruined it for them. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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I just thought of 3D printed edibles this morning because I remembered something about candy, and it's a loving thing. This makes me really want to 3D print some tiny THC dicks to give people.
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Dr. Honked posted:i 3d printed some molds to make gummies with Yes! That's perfect. I wanna offer edibles to ppl then give them one of those. |
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cruft posted:Put the gummi dicks into a bag so you can suggest someone eat a bag of dicks Some people might need to eat a bag of dicks to chill the gently caress out. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Farecoal posted:I just like music I hear in video games and if I really like it I find it on youtube and download it lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjKHvYs7-6s I'm prob the only person just chilling to ChronoTrigger. For loving real the poo poo was so well scored. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Big iron is a classic. I think the Pete song is really chaotic and high energy for me. Big iron has a nice slow rhythm to it Big Iron is how I figured out that Marty Robbins is one of my fave singers ever. I listen to a lot of his stuff now. I've only once been at the bar and anyone knew who he was when I queued up some songs. I was way tempted to try to shag an older chick, too bad my wife was working. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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How Wonderful! posted:mom report My temp custody deal before court gets my mum to give my boy rides a couple times a week so my mum ends up seeing me and it's always nice to chat a bit and see how she is. I always try to tempt her into eating gas station pizza kuz I think it's the best hot food at 8 am. Hasn't snowed more than a dusting this year or I'd have been called up for shovel duty like usual. Like she'd have to ask, pshh she just needs to tell me when to have the cars dug out and it'll be sorted. |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:are you gonna tell us what it is or just leaving us gnawing on inferior bfast cereal over here? very much. I feel like i'm getting cereally teased here. Bo-Pepper posted:DOOM LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER Chill out, I can't be everywhere around the corner. Prof. Crocodile posted:I don’t want to be accused of shilling in byob, but it is called magic spoon. it’s gluten free, vegan, keto, etc. and they have a bunch of different flavors to approximate fruit loops, Cookie Crisp, teddy grahams, etc. https://magicspoon.com/?utm_source=...36c9f4312638931 I honestly question if gluten free, vegan, and keto are healthy. Sounds a lot like bullshit that I'd eat and be lethargic from. I love carbs because I can honestly not function without them. I lost weight eating almost two loaves of white bread a day while condensing muscle and a diff point in life ate 60% noodles and 30% meat and lost weight while building muscle. Meat and gluten are the basis of life for me. maybe just how my poo poo works, ketosis for others can work but it makes me a useless pile. coffee does the same, i'll sit in my chair doing nothing for days if i have coffee but i'll get drunk and want to do planks and see if i can pick up large things and want to do anything https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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rear end-penny posted:I know no one else is but I'm listening to MF DOOM literally right now I never heard of that before being asked if it was the/a part of my name. years later, still dont know what mf doom is. nsmdm sure. nesam sure. nosidam sure. gently caress learning doom i didnt start. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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