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Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 01:14

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Manifisto posted:

this may never come up for most people, but if you ever have a rental car get a flat, you can either have the rental company charge you for the replacement (multiple hundreds of dollars) or pay a mechanic to patch it for you (which ended up costing I dunno like $30)

this may not come as a shock, but as with filling up your tank with gas, having the rental car company do literally anything you can do yourself (or pay someone to do) is a gigantic scam

My rental car got a flat tire, but I had the full insurance that covered tires, so I drove 300 miles on the donut.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 19:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Hello Buttchocks, welcome to your new job site. This will be the visitors parking lot when the facility is finished. Riiiiight next to the main entrance. Contractor parking? Ok, you want to go out the gate, then take a left and drive about a quarter mile, then a right for another quarter mile through the road that's blocked by the backhoes. That will take you to the service road that isn't paved or marked in any way. Take that until you get to the security gate that isn't manned. If the gate's locked, just call the number and someone should come around eventually. From this point, there are no lights whatsoever, so watch out for the open holes that aren't roped off. Keep going about 5 or 10 minutes down the crushed stone path, then take a right through the broken glass field. After that you'll see the contractor lot. Now to get into the lot, you'll have to go all the way around the fence to the other side, then drive past the trailers that are hogging all the spots near the entrance, and there should be some unmarked spots in the back near the mud pits. You do have 4-wheel drive, right? I usually recommend people show up an hour early so they have time to get to their actual work site on time. Oh, also they sometimes temporarily move the contractor parking without notice.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 19:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It's actually Non Inch Nails, because they're measured in millimeters.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 18:08

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm glad I decided against being Nutchocks

# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 04:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Merry Christmas everbody

# ¿ Dec 25, 2021 12:47

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

*Door slowly creaks open* Welcome, stranger. You have picked a stormy night to visit this remote refuge. Won't you cross the threshold and enter? Just ignore the rattling of skeletons coming from the ~~acid pit~~ wine cellar.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 07:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I used to live near a candy shop that had lots of imported Torrone and i loved it. Sadly it closed down and became a yoga equipment store, which is less tasty.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 18:07

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

cruft posted:

I'm going to have to insist that you quantify this.

Torrone (with nuts):
Sweet: 8/10
Salty: 3/10
Sour: 0/10
Bitter: 2/10
Umami: 4/10

Yoga Mat (no nuts):
Sweet: 0/10
Salty: 3/10
Sour: 1/10
Bitter: 3/10
Umami: 2/10

Yoga Mat (with nuts):
Sweet: 1/10
Salty: 6/10
Sour: 4/10
Bitter: 3/10
Umami: 7/10

# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 18:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

xcheopis posted:

Trader Joe's Sparkling Ginger-Lemon Apple Cider Vinegar - ... not so much. Dumped it out. Ew. Yuck. Bad and wrong.

I'm curious what the intended use for this product is. Are people doing straight shots of it?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 04:00

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Post your cock!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 06:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Manifisto posted:

behold my masterpiece!

Picasso's ~~Guernica~~ Utica

# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 01:45

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I like pancakes but I hate making them. :effort:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 03:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

gently caress it I made pancakes

# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 05:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Goons Are Great posted:

hello hi I've been lurking but not posting because sometimes you got to wallow in your sins

what's up over here, how's life, tell me about your last breakfast

How do I know if it's my last one? :ohdear:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 14:15

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Heather Papps posted:

the usgs unironically rocks (it is a pun but also serious. there's maps and charts and stuff!)

I sometimes use LIDAR data for work, and USGS has tons available for free which is awesome. Sadly the web interface is clumsy and the data is in some compressed format that I can't directly use. There's a bunch of converter programs that people have written and made available on their angelfire website, but they're either written by people who can't understand why anyone in TYOOL 2022 would not always be using a command line interface, or require installing some developer package like java or silverlight or some bullshit.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 10:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Escape From Noise posted:

I thought GaG and everyone else would appreciate this. For added context "shiri" is Japanese for "butt".

Ahem, that is clearly Momotaro, the Peach Boy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momotar%C5%8D

# ¿ Mar 22, 2022 09:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Rarity posted:

I'VE BEEN OFFERED THE JOB

Congrats!

# ¿ Apr 5, 2022 03:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I pull off my mask to reveal a smaller face that is also wearing a mask.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 04:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Breakfast is fruit and coffee with milk. Or, if I'm over-tired, fruit and hot water with milk.

# ¿ May 2, 2022 22:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Goons Are Great posted:

if you don't have a ticket you go to prison

that's not a joke it's a crime and people go to prison for this

Do you need a ticket for prison? If you don't have a prison ticket, do they let you go, or do you get sent to double ticket prison?

# ¿ May 5, 2022 18:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Escape From Noise posted:

Holy crap.

Apparently this guy was called "Michael Jordan of Pizza Throwing" (thankfully in the article they hyperlink Michael Jordan in case you don't know who that is)

That's impressive. It's hard to get a pizza through the net.

# ¿ May 15, 2022 02:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Non Krampus Mentis posted:

I can smell the cat breath.

# ¿ May 20, 2022 20:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Today really feels like a Friday. I declare that today is a preliminary practice Friday before the launch of actual Friday.

# ¿ May 26, 2022 23:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The left half is human; the right half is horse.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 21:42

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Good morning it is my birthday today and I think I�m just gonna laze the day away

Huzzah! Lighting one* up for your birthday.

*scented candle while I bleach the shower.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 17:08

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Zil posted:

GaG you have a tourist destination it seems in South Korea.

https://i.imgur.com/iOQGJd5.mp4

This was the new self-order interface at McDonalds.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 03:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Hey friends. My kitty Gomez is not doing so good. We're taking him to the vet tomorrow and he's still eating and drinking and moving around but he hasn't been himself in a week and has some concerning swelling very recently. He's at that age (he's 13 now) where everything is a big deal, so, I can't help but be really worried.

Here's hoping we can get him on the mend. Best pet I ever had, just the sweetest, most lovable spoiled tuxie you ever met.

Hoping the best for you both.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 05:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:

the garden is blooming

Nice! What are the pink ones?

# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 16:45

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alnilam posted:

I had ube, or purple yam, ice cream once and it was really good, definitely worth more than a huh

I make sweet potato ice cream every Thanksgiving.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2022 20:46

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Do I need to up my alt game? How many should I stockpile?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 17:39

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Hello friendos. I have some sad news.

Recently y'all were very kind sending well-wishes to my sick kitty Gomez, and although a valiant effort was made by all he passed away this morning. He was surrounded by loved ones and on his own favorite bed, may we all be so lucky.

This is him when he was just a kitten. He was 11 when he passed, and he is greatly missed.

Deepest condolences.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I got the strep, and it�s in my throat

I feel okay tho, except for the trouble swallowing part

Also condolences.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 19:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm going to visit my Grandma. Hope you all have a fun, relaxing day!

# ¿ Jul 4, 2022 14:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

One of my neighbors is moving and gave me some houseplants. Yay! I'm too lazy to take photos. Yay!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 18:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Heather Papps posted:

i finally did it

Congratulations on your new dog-walking business!

# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 23:09

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Is there a DLC that lets you laser the rust off stuff?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 00:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Rarity posted:

I have norovirus fml

condolences

# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 08:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

my cousins father is a surgeon who does appendectomies all the time and my cousin was pretty sure he had appendicitis but his dad was like 'naw you're fine' and then he finally got on webMD and confirmed he actually had appendicitis convinced his dad but it was the weekend in a small town so his dad had to do surgery on him because he was the only surgeon around.

thats my appendicitis story, which is also a story about how surgeons arent always great diagnosticians

Doing my own appendectomy on the floor of the TV room while my surgeon-dad watches the football game.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 19:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:

domino�s has a thing that�s essentially a pan of brownies with cookies baked inside, I see no reason the reverse should be beyond our reach.

Safety Tip: always pour cookie into brownie, not brownie into cookie! And don't over-saturate your cookie-brownie solution or it will precipitate violently.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 01:45

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I�m surprised more hipsters and millennials didn�t become shakers in the 20teens. It�s kind of right up this generation�s alley

That is kinda surprising, now that I think of it. I could see folks adapting it into something with similar principals while quietly leaving out the parts of shakerism they don't like. N�-Shakers? With mandatory soul patches for all members, of course. I visited a historical village with a preserved shaker house (no actual shakers though). It seemed like they were big on herbs and other natural medicines, iirc. It was a while ago, so I might be wrong about that.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 02:01

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