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I like to imagine the Joker is a homeless veteran of the Iraqi war, suffering from PTSD mixed with the cocktail of drugs he, as a hobo, was consuming. He has no prints, he lost those to the hadjis. He was trapped in a tunnel while running from the Taliban and saw a woman break a chicken's neck to keep it from giving away their position. But it wasn't a chicken, it was a baby! Oh god! It was just laughing! Why was the baby laughing? Why couldn't it be quiet?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Joker's parents walked unscathed through an alley and he was subsequently unscared by a bat flying through the window??? He was scared of a window and a bat in his house flew outside, breaking the window. Then he said "society is ordered and structured and beautiful. I must become a broken window" greatn fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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A++ would laugh at again.
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Mar 10, 2016 17:41
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Parker made it himself most likely.
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Mar 10, 2016 18:20
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I loved the delivery. He says "Hey every body" with the veneer of "Sup bitches. Yeah, I'm Spider-Man.  "
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Mar 10, 2016 19:06
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Mordiceius posted:It's almost like.... it's trying to look like a comic book cover. That's my thoughts on it. Yeah, it looks a little goofy but comic books are goofy as gently caress too. The setting, I could take or leave, but the whole "Lets have both teams run each other in perfect sync" doesn't really bother me at all. I think his problem is more with the "on an airport tarmac or something" portion, and I agree. So many of these movies are visually boring and sterile. A big fight like that would be better not on a nigh featureless block of gray concrete.
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Mar 10, 2016 20:20
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We're all super impressed by your 90s era video game brand loyalty as applied to movies. Marvel does what Don't C!
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Mar 10, 2016 22:28
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Man of Steel is better than any Marvel studios film.
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Mar 11, 2016 01:27
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Rhyno posted:It's so good but I really love Winter Soldier. Black widow's speech at the end nearly ruins the movie for me.
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Mar 11, 2016 02:27
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Man of Steel made tons of money and had a high cinema score from people who saw it and was well reviewed. Your just a dumb poo poo nerd who can't handle a comic book movie with pathos.
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Mar 11, 2016 16:10
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Man of Steel has more art and creativity than the entire MCU.
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Mar 11, 2016 16:28
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You should apply for a job at io9
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Mar 11, 2016 16:52
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Even ignoring saving the world, Superman in that film is saving individuals and groups of people all over the place, often at great risk of injury or actual injury to himself. It's like the loudest complainers about the movie didn't even watch it.
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Mar 11, 2016 17:47
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There's like, 12 Batman movies not counting serials.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:41
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He says literally two words, what in particular is bad about it, that he doesn't sound like the cartoon thirty year old man?
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Mar 11, 2016 20:49
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CountFosco posted:The tone is completely flat, there's no energy, everything about it just screams perfunctory and arbitrary. It's gross. The tone is totally "Yep. I'm Spider-Man. "
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Mar 11, 2016 20:52
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Detective Dog Dick posted:I'm generally of the opinion that rape scenes should not have slow motion martial arts choreography, however the Doctor Manhattan origin sequence set to Pruit Igoe is excellent so I'm conflicted. Attempted. Totally different.
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Mar 11, 2016 20:58
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They're really gonna shoot themselves in the foot with this movie that's getting good critical buzz and tracking ~$250-300 million opening weekend.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:36
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Is he more of a human tornado or a disco godfather?
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Mar 11, 2016 21:54
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Vintersorg posted:
You're a fool of you don't think DKR itself want partially Adam West inspired.
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at the idea that Batfleck is Adam West inspired - holy poo poo.
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He's just saying Batman 66 and BvS are the only movie batsuits that actually look like the comics, and he's %100 right. (excluding animated/serial) And they both look amazing.
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Mar 12, 2016 01:58
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Captain America is not "borderline" superhuman. He can outrun cars, run a marathon without breaking a sweat, lift super heavy things, crush a log or robot with his bare hands, jump twenty stories down and shake it off. Here but "peak human" like Batman is, he has actual superhuman strength, stamina, speed, and durability. As does black panther if he can run down a speeding motorcycle on foot.
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Mar 14, 2016 20:31
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Lego Batman was funny in the movie but completely a one note joke, who was wisely used sparingly. I don't know how he can really sustain a movie.
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Mar 22, 2016 05:17
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Scyantific posted:Well now, Snyder's going on the record saying that TFA had more collateral damage than MoS. The damage from the world engine was intentional.
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Mar 23, 2016 22:04
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You know who else kills people in their movies? Captain America, Iron Man, Falcon, Black Widow, Thor, Hawkeye, Nolan Batman, Burton Batman, Donner Superman (was changed when they switched directors), no one bats an eye.
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Mar 23, 2016 23:05
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That's not the first image from the movie, there's been a ton of images and clips
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Mar 24, 2016 21:27
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The director, maybe
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Mar 25, 2016 02:29
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I hope BvS earns exactly one dollar more than Civil War
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Mar 28, 2016 18:25
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Why don't you put the whole movie industry in a bottle?
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Mar 28, 2016 20:59
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I loved the movie even though I recognize a lot of the flaws. But I don't want WB to change any of their plans because I think the movie lever the franchise in a good place going forward and I wanna see where it's headed under its current direction. So I'm really glad it's doing well. Suicide Squad and Wonder Woman are looking awesome, and a movie about Batman and Winner Woman gathering other heroes to prepare for a threat sound awesome, especially one starting Ben Affleck as he was at the end of this film.
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Mar 29, 2016 18:34
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I would watch BvS over TFA any day. TFA is just the definition of completely fine, inoffensive, a loosely strung series of events with just not much going on, full of non-characters who tell jokes and do vague hero things. BvS is interesting and confrontational.
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Apr 3, 2016 13:50
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It is not possible to make a serious movie about a team up of a guy who is really good at boomerangs, a guy who is really good at ropes, a juggalo, and a lizard man, who fight a clown. It's inherently not serious.
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Apr 4, 2016 13:27
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Vicissitude posted:To be fair, I remember that being a frame from a comic book panel transition. The explosion went as normal, the action froze and the comic book frames came up. People watching a comic book movie don't want to be reminded it is a comic book, is probably the main problem. It's a movie, people want to pretend their favorite characters are real for two hours.
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Shageletic posted:Do you have any sources. Badassdigest says they're doing reshoots in downtown la. Fourth paragraph in, in this article: http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/04/04/what-bvs-second-week-drop-means-for-the-dc-movieverse Those are pickups that were already scheduled
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Apr 4, 2016 22:12
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The shield stuff is the worst part of Thor, and that takes place on earth. Him being a general idiot on earth is fine though.
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Apr 5, 2016 22:45
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Well Ike won't be in charge forever, they already forced him out of movies.
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Apr 9, 2016 01:29
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Being true to the comic would be a pretty bad thing. If Cap dies though I hope they skip over Bucky and go straight to Captain Falcon.
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Apr 9, 2016 20:09
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Red Skull returns and says "Die Spider-Man! Die" And everyone is about to fight him but then he explains that it's German for "The Spider-Man! The!"
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Kurzon posted:They are not going to ditch Chris Evans. That could them millions in ticket sales. Nah they just throw him alive in the surprise reveal at the end of the Avengers 3 trailer and people would line up. Also I think Captain Falcon would move a shitload of tickets. Black Captain America? People would go nuts and mostly in a good way.
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Iron Man should not be the American James Bond, Columbo should be the American James Bond.
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