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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

First post on the page

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I apologize for resurrecting this, but I've never seen food that has made me question its existence before like this.

There has to be some...origin to this, right? Is there a local dish that this is their unique take on? Maybe some kind of hot dog dish with potatoes and bacon that they tried to spin into their own special item? The only other explanation seems to be sheer madness.

It's like Dantes Inferno in food form

I'm guessing that's just a hot dog stand that has some crazy over the top "THE GUT BOMB" menu option and we're looking at it

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
It definitely does look like pork but there's nothing wrong with that either

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

RareAcumen posted:

Lemme apologize in advance for posting normal food porn

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_opmch4hhLC1rqgazs.mp4#_=_

I'm screaming

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I.. I think after seeing my wife "eject" her (my son's?) placenta after my son was born, I'm pretty sure that was a real human placenta.

Even though it was pretty clear they switched to ground beef later in the vid, I still find my stomach is trying to go into reverse with this one.

gently caress you placenta eaters, you're not normal.

There's an interview with the kates where they say that it is indeed real. They had kids shortly before starting season 2.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

actually it was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo5UP3VZ3XU&t=17s

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Sir, I have eaten Chicago Dogs, I Love Chicago Dogs, Chicago Dogs are a friend of mine. And you sir, are no Chicago Dog.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Did Jacques La Merde make these?

https://www.instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/



quote:

VIVA L'EYETALIA!!!! OUR SPEC 2NITE FT. 1/3 OF A CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE JUMBO SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS MOUNDED INTO A SORT OF PILE AND THEN TOPPED W/ SHARDS OF OLD EL PASO STAND N' STUFF TACO SHELLS!!!! ALSO THERE IS ANOTHER MEATBALL PLACED AWAY FROM THE PILE FOR VISUAL INTEREST!!!! TBH I WANTED TO HAVE 2 MEATBALLS OVER THERE, BUT THERE WERE ONLY 4 IN THE CAN AND I ACTUALLY ATE 2 DURING THE PLATING SO I KIND OF SANDBAGGED MYSELF BUT I WAS PRETTY HUNGRY SO I DON'T REGRET IT!!!!!! #chefbroyardee #tasteofitalia #mouldedintoasortofpile #soigné #standnstuff #anothermeatball #itsoverthereawayfromthepile #newnewnordic #visualinterest #tweezers #negativespace #theartofplating #fusion #chefwhosnack #only4meatballsinthecan #noregrets #yassssss #numBROuno

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

PubicMice posted:

Is this the Time Cube of food? Have we finally found it?

It's amazing but it's satire

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Ceciltron posted:

I don't fry my pizza because I value having a bmi that is less than the number of american presidents so far.

What do you think cooking pizza in a pan does to it that, say, microwaving it doesn't?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Yawgmoth posted:

Microwaving is essentially boiling the food from the inside. A pan on the other hand is dry heat applied very quickly, which keeps the crust crispy and pizza-like.

My point is that cooking it in a frying pan isn't less unhealthy

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Some kind of small pastry?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

OwlFancier posted:

What's with this weird American habit of calling anything you slurry together in a bowl with goop on it a salad?

Like I don't like veggies either but I don't start calling random things salads so that I can sound like less of a fat gently caress.

Hey man Americans aren't the only ones



Wurstsalat, more like wouldsalat

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

The Snoo posted:

good god this is dry

e: oh there's cheese whiz

I thought it was mac and cheese at first, which honestly I probably would

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I was reminded today of another weird chip at work.



would to both

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

RBA Starblade posted:

Mixing it's gross but pickle juice makes for a good chaser.

Picklebacks are pro as hell

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

I just went from six to midnight

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Isn't horse jizz really expensive or is that only if the horse has valuable genes?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Cilantro, like grits, is good

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

doverhog posted:

Putting sugar in savory food is like putting fish sauce on dessert.

This is so hilariously wrong

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
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Xen Tricks posted:

Yeah, but acidic flavors don't need balancing, they need complementing.

Holy poo poo goons do not know how to cook

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
smdh if you haven't had the classic combo of malort, light old style, and circus peanuts you're not a true chicagoan

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

EoinCannon posted:

The millennial/avocado/home ownership thing originated from a hack Australian boomer economist in a newspaper column. It doesn't make sense in America because houses are still somewhat affordable.

Not in any major city

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

uPen posted:

But pumpkin spice doesn't have any pumpkin in it? So it's pumpkin flavored pumpkin spice? What is going on?

Many pumpkin foods have both pumpkin fruit AND pumpkin spice :O

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Fried balls of dough are good

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Iron Crowned posted:

I once made steak, and got scolded because I added seasoning to the meat. I was lectured on how they seasoned beef in the old days because it was needed to cover the taste of the beef because it was bad back then.

This of course was coming from a man who burns all steaks into shoe leather.

The "high quality ingredients don't need much/any seasoning" thing is so dumb and I wish it would die

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
no one wants a bunch of un-sauced noodles at the bottom of the dish. Stir it around so all the noodles get an even coating, you animals!

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

OwlFancier posted:

Are cheese curds Cottage Cheese because if so, that sounds delicious if a sinful waste of crab.

Cottage cheese is both curds and whey. These are just plain curds.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Grand Fromage posted:

Japan fuckin loves mayo more than any nation in the world and it's just bog standard American mayo but, like most "foreign" foods that migrate to East Asia, made sweeter.

If you're interested in the differences between american and japanese mayo this is an interesting read:

http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/10/sauced-japanese-style-kewpie-mayonnaise-recipe.html

There's actually no sugar in kewpie mayo, but it has malt vinegar and dashi powder which adds some tanginess.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/941533378737770498

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Do British people call a meat grinder a "meat mincer"?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
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"raw" bacon is 100% safe

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Here's some cheesecake food porn for the apparently cheesecake-illiterate thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUtq2hETohc

And now for some cheesecake AFP

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

McDonald's coffee does not taste "Just fine".

mcdonald's coffee is unironically better than starbucks

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Tide's pods are by far the most appetizing looking

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Loutre posted:

I had a bag of Christmas themed Snickers once, with snow scenes printed on the wrappers. Ate half the bag before I got one that wasn't perfectly covered in festive white sprinkles. Looked closer and realized they were in fact not supposed to have sprinkles at all.

Took me a decade to eat Snickers again, which was a shame considering they sent me over 100 bucks in coupons for free candy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_bloom ?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Grand Fromage posted:

I've heard it's because you can't copyright recipes but that sounds like bullshit.

The only time I have ever read the non-recipe part of an internet recipe post is when it's Kenji on Serious Eats explaining the science of why this fried chicken batter crisps better, since that is actually interesting and useful.

It's correct that copyright doesn't cover recipes, but adding a bunch of fluff story doesn't really change that. Someone could just pull out the actual recipe part and reprint it. Also if you include long descriptions or pictures those are covered by copyright.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
They're pretty good tbh

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Where are you guys from that tacos with 2 tortillas is unusual?

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Iron Crowned posted:

Tortillas are just a method of delivering meat and cheese, why would you want more than one per taco?

The Bloop posted:

Why would you do it?

Decreased risk of tearing. It's extremely common, especially with corn tortillas.

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