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I appreciate the effort but I still want a plate
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Worthy to be served at a wedding, as well. e: or in fact a kids party, I mean let's have some respect for the little shits.
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The Bloop posted:buddy, I put my allergies in everything
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Dec 1, 2020 17:34
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Saves on finger bowls!
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Dec 1, 2020 18:48
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gschmidl posted:I'd like to know more about bread with toasted bread in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
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Dec 4, 2020 13:28
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*out of a total 200 crickets per tube
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Woke Pob posted:My strongest memory of living in Scotland is seeing a guy in Dundee dual-wielding 2l bottles of Frosty Jacks white cider at a bus stop. He put both bottles on the ground in order to take a piss, at about 7pm on a busy high street. While pissing he fell flat on his back and continued to piss all over himself, then got up and went back to swigging poo poo cider. and that was more or less right on top of a set of stairs that led directly down to the station from old town so I was like "yep, just right down here, down the stairs, can't really miss it but best of luck anyway"
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Dec 12, 2020 15:19
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also it strikes me that there will be many things readily accessible that will be roughly pineapple sized but not a pineapple and I doubt the machine is equipped with a pineapple identification component
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Dec 12, 2020 15:22
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Every grim dark science fiction and fantasy author has written a scene where the protagonists smell the delicious odor of pork, the fat crackling over the fire wafting through the pines. Salivating, they approach the campsite cautiously when they realize, drat idgaf I'm hungry what's done is done and I'm having some. We will serve the cause of mankind in a different way in the morning after I've had some of this delicious feast.
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Dec 14, 2020 07:58
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This honestly made me a little disappointed in the guy. He keeps repeating how much he doesn't want to do it and even calls out the food waste and then... does it anyway because audience engagement numbers trump all I guess. I figured he of all people would have had the clout to say "I'm not doing this, it's a waste of food, please stop requesting it." Like I already don't want to know how many ingredients a regular episode uses up between iterating the recipe and multiple takes, or where failed attempts go, and those aim to produce an actual food item.
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Dec 30, 2020 13:22
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What is the game? Is it Jigsaw's?
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Jan 1, 2021 20:57
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Wasabi the J posted:In the rear end?
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Jan 8, 2021 10:32
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Yellow Yoshi posted:people get all excited at the sight of the cheese pouring (i think that experience is what theyre paying for)
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Jan 10, 2021 16:24
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Male Tears posted:Wait, do you guys think that's satire or is it serious?
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Jan 15, 2021 09:25
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Iron Crowned posted:Why did you cum in the coffee pot and turn it on?
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Jan 20, 2021 08:19
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One place I worked at had a cafeteria with the usual standards: bland unexciting dishes, vegetables cooked to a mush etc. Never had exactly what was advertised in the weekly meal plan, so you'd settle on something that sounded sort of okay and on the day find out they were substituting something lovely for the only good part. It was a pretty isolated institution, the cafeteria was the only place around where you could reasonably get food, and the guy running it knew. In addition, he was a sloppy server. I only went like 5-6 times but twice the guy dropped a chicken breast or a helping of lasagna into the soup container and would just fish it out and hand you a chicken breast swimming in soup or a soaky mush of lasagna all like "yep that's your meal today buddy, what you gonna do about it." This was at one of the highest legal institutions in my country. You'd think they could find a decent caterer.
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Jan 26, 2021 17:27
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Brawnfire posted:Some Irish poo poo, there's a few Irish and scottish drinks on there what's truly indescribable at least to Europeans is root beer, you can only say it tastes like root beer, there's like no frame of reference and most people think it's vile.
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Jan 27, 2021 19:02
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Whooping Crabs posted:I've shared root beer with many German nationals and they have immediately likened the taste to medicine, since I think there are medicines that use similar flavorings over there. On the other hand, Wintergreen flavouring isn't really common over here at all, at least in regular over-the-counter stuff. Imagine my surprise when I went to the US and innocently brushed my teeth with the hotel toothpaste. If you went to Germany and used the local toothpaste and it turned out to taste of beer you'd be like what the gently caress
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Jan 27, 2021 22:08
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Trekking Burger is a joke basically only German hikers understand and find funny, at least for the intended reason. My favourite video on it is ashens' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_oMY5ULIw
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Jan 31, 2021 10:11
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Iron Crowned posted:I eat off of my belly too, but I don't consider it a plate
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Feb 3, 2021 09:37
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Clone Farmer posted:The pepepr kills me every time.
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Feb 4, 2021 08:19
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same but mine sure as hell doesn't stem from Tiktok or Twitter
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Feb 4, 2021 09:12
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I actually think it might be the whole one in there
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Feb 5, 2021 08:02
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Honestly making "mashed potatoes" out of commercial chips is... you do you. But, for gently caress sake. Crush them into a powder and add just enough water to achieve the right consistency instead of boiling and draining whole chips. Like if you want to do it, for your own godforsaken reason, there's a competent and an incompetent way. Also are Lays cut from whole potatoes? Cause if you did it with Pringles it'd be like, congrats, you reconstituted them into the slurry they were originally made from.
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Feb 5, 2021 12:14
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Nutella used to advertise with "contains the best parts of a glass of milk" or something. I remember a cartoon that had some jars in a shop side by side, one saying that and the other "contains the stuff that was left over from the glass of milk"
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Feb 5, 2021 12:40
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steinrokkan posted:Wasn't that an ad for Kinder Chocolate?
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Feb 5, 2021 13:26
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Probably literally that, evolution has practically hardwired our brains to shovel in as much energy-dense sugar and fat as we can if we can get it, cause they haven't yet caught up with the fact that there's a neverending supply in every supermarket aisle, and nut butters of any kind have (are probably engineered to have) the exact texture that tells them "here's the good stuff get while the gettin's good."
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Feb 6, 2021 13:17
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axolotl farmer posted:Travis Bickle orders a piece of apple pie with a slice of cheese in Taxi Driver.
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Feb 6, 2021 20:06
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Iron Crowned posted:well what do you call them?
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Feb 8, 2021 13:13
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Is that halloumi? Absolutely would.
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Feb 8, 2021 22:08
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Can we make a new image file and just exchange that? Got an idea or two actually. This thread should have a gang tag. The small pastries thing wasn't one of his bits, was it? Cause I'm not giving that up. It's ours now.
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My humble idea
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The swirl came out nice considering your unorthodox choice of decorating tool
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