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Shrapnig posted:I hope you lose all of your games and your stadium burns down. This but every team but mine
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Mar 6, 2016 16:37
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Shrapnig posted:To be fair if there's any stadium that should burn down it's yours. That would require RFK to be flammable. You know it's asbestos and hate that holds us together.
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Mar 6, 2016 18:16
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Hoover Dam posted:And now, something I'm all about the weird poo poo but this tried a little too hard for way too long
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Mar 8, 2016 23:05
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Hello Towel posted:So, like half of the posts in this thread. Game recognize game brah
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Mar 8, 2016 23:19
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Hello Towel posted:It looks like Sean Johnson wants out of Chicago. You'd think after alienating player after player (Soumare, Rolfe, Magee, Pineda, Hunter Jumper, probably others) Andrew Hauptman would realize that maybe he should do something different. Come on in, Sean. I had trouble telling you and Hamid apart in standard definition anyway, because I'm probably racist?
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Mar 9, 2016 17:22
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Soccer is on tonight. I'm happy about this.
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Mar 11, 2016 19:08
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Even elected officials are giant marks
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Mar 12, 2016 22:53
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The LA Galaxy are an overpriced boondoggle and an embarrassment to the continent.
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Mar 13, 2016 05:41
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All our teams are bad. MLS is BACK baby
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Mar 14, 2016 02:40
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I had heard tale of a push to move to Providence, which would actually be incredible?
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Mar 15, 2016 04:52
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Turdsdown Tom posted:The Revs will dissolve as a team before they leave Massachusetts Both scenarios are acceptable.
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Mar 19, 2016 21:25
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Soccer is on today. DC is apparently big on these 5:30 games now, which actually suits me fine. Go hang with the friends, yell at the foot and live your life on a Saturday night. Dallas lost seven players to international duty, so they'll be Bad.
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Mar 26, 2016 17:27
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DC United just put on the worst display I've seen out of them in years. Worse than anything in 2013, to be quite honest. There's no Pajoy holding the ball up for no one, but he didn't need to. We have Sean Franklin making darts up the side only to make passes through tar to defenders. We have Nick DeLeon proving he's completely out of his depth away from the wing. We have 2016 Fabian Espindola looking like 2013 Dwayne DeRosario, and still not learning his lessons on how awful his penalty kicks are. We have Bobby Boswell, who's absolutely done at CB and needs to retire, except he's inexplicably our captain. Birnbaum being away for America left Kofi Opare in his place, who looked slow and rusty and completely out of his depth. Taylor Kemp's foot has become a misfire machine. The only player who gave a drat was Marcelo, and he got booted out in the most insane sequence I've ever seen. Missed penalty, make-up penalty, smothered kick, sudden red card. The referee was atrocious on his own time, mind you, but even the cleanest called game wouldn't have saved this squad. When there's no chemistry, all that's left is coaching and tactics. And for four soul-sucking years, Ben Olsen has reminded us that his only ideas are backpassing, hold-up forwards and a complete lack of creative spirit. The spark has always come from the players, not the coaching; with age creeping up on this squad, there's no upside. Kitchen is gone, and he isn't coming back. Hamid will be back in mid-May, and all he'll be able to do is keep these 3-0 embarrassments from becoming 1-0 blood pressure spikers. The stands were deflated. We all know what this looks like. This looks like a team with no ideas, no plan, a paralyzing fear of shots on goal, and all the luck that propelled us into the playoff places last year is gone. We don't have it. And since the front office has promised that they aren't spending more than a pot of coffee on anything that isn't 30 years old or American, there's no relief coming. The only hope is the US Open Cup, and even THAT got sparked three years ago by a similarly soul-killing game against our own farm club that went to penalty kicks. Now, having said all that, we're gonna have some loving fun this year once we've gotten over how bad we are. We had more fun with a record-setting awful team than I've had the last two playoff years. So I'm gonna buckle up and dehumanize myself and face to Olsenball. I'm gonna look, as my best friend from high school said from afar, "like you're going to bite the heads off virtual kittens." I'm gonna get hype, stay hype, and horrify the masses, because I love my stupid rear end club and I'm gonna enjoy every second of this season, no matter how loving bad we are. Flipping off baseball mascots and calling them slave owning pieces of trash. Calling Marco Pappa a loving rapist. Chanting for Johnny Harkes. Watching Sean Franklin justify his inevitable homicide at our hands. Eat death burn bodies. Goons I wanna kill kill? KILL? code:
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Mar 27, 2016 02:23
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MechaFrogzilla posted:When everyone is dogshit, no one is dogsh...wait, no, that's wrong, we're still all dogshit Cosigned. Be rude.
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Mar 28, 2016 03:35
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Tally Hall to DC, because Worra isn't ready and Tally Hall is objectively better.
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Apr 2, 2016 02:16
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Turdsdown Tom posted:significantly better than 98% of the avatars on this forum and i didn't even have to make it myself! SAS is truly a gift of god don't do this.
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Apr 2, 2016 21:40
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HOORAY A TEAM WORSE THAN US
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Apr 3, 2016 04:14
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So San Jose looks decent enough but Birnbaum makes all the difference in the back and Worra is doing a fine job stuffing some shots. The worlds largest outdoor bar looks like a bunch of dudes bored watching a live game as if they're stuck in a lovely bar miles away. What's the point of going to a game if you're just gonna sit there like a bum
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Apr 3, 2016 04:31
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Shrapnig posted:A representative from the Union called me today to ask about my "Union experience" I like the four hour minimums and livable wages.
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Apr 7, 2016 02:57
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guppy posted:Supposedly DC United majority owner Erick Thohir is named in the Panama Papers, so that's fun. Between this and the smoke fiasco, they're not having a very good week.
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Apr 7, 2016 22:15
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highme posted:Facebook scarf drama is a glorious thing to behold. The awful Terrace sites showing photos of people with "trophies" as some LARP capture the flag nonsense is a highlight.
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Apr 9, 2016 15:23
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DC won the foot The whole drat continent showed support this week Guess we'll all have to get banned to continue the blood sacrifices
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Apr 10, 2016 01:53
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MoPZiG posted:Let the players carry guns. This is america goddammit. We got rid of the Forbidden Gun Circle after Miami folded
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Apr 11, 2016 19:41
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DC stadium update: Shovels in the ground.
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Apr 14, 2016 20:00
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gently caress off, we're full
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Apr 14, 2016 22:59
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DC United are a bad team with a front office that would rather sell season ticket holding GA areas to AS Roma fan clubs so they don't get embarrassed by the continued protests erupting throughout North America If anyone calls you asking to watch a boring, awful team in a decaying stadium, ask them why they don't treat the brain damaged regulars a little better I'm brain damaged
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Apr 17, 2016 16:41
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Welcome to GBS posted:As someone who generally doesn't care about most East Coast teams, what happened, DC? Weren't you points clear in the supporters shield race last summer? Age and transfers mostly. Arnaud got his last concussion and retired, while Kitchen refused to sign because he caught euro fever and now he's a star at Hearts per early reviews. Halsti never materialized and came to camp out of shape. DeLeon is being played out of position as an attacking mid, and he's lost as a result. Espindola has aged, Rolfe has aged, and Acosta is loving brilliant but Olsen won't start him. At best we're a marginal playoff team. At worst, it won't be 2013, but we won't win poo poo.
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Apr 17, 2016 23:28
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Hoover Dam posted:I HATE THIS LEAGUE ADN EVERYONE IN IT I have felt this way for a long time
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Apr 18, 2016 01:41
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Ben Olsen suspended one game and fined $500 for leaving the area to clear a stray ball during active play, MLS becomes even more draconian and insane with each passing day and NASL/USL/PDL looks better every day
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Apr 21, 2016 04:43
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plainswalker75 posted:So, what did he actually do? Swear at a referee? That's a pretty stupid punishment, even for our dumb league. Best guess is that since the fourth official told him OH GOD DON'T LEAVE THE AREA Olsen told him to pound sand.
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Apr 21, 2016 04:55
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Dallan Invictus posted:To be fair it is Olsen so maybe the league is doing you a favour. Considering Chad Ashton is a glorified youth league coach on his best day, it's basically a wash in terms of results and an absolute hilarious indictment of league priorities in practice Maybe he can stand in the boycott section on Saturday
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Apr 21, 2016 19:53
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It's a great day for America, everybody!
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Apr 24, 2016 01:13
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There's a lot of really bad teams - Jersey's early implosion being my favorite story - but can we talk about Colorado? Something is working up there. They were a solid team to start, and then they got Jermaine Jones. MacMath being replaced by Howard soon might make them the actual deadliest force in the West. Pablo may have been right. Line up in pure defense and wait for openings. They're second in the league. That's nuts for a team that was pure dogshit last year.
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Apr 26, 2016 02:34
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DC United is doing a Star Wars night vs NYRB and I hate them all with my heart
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Apr 27, 2016 01:51
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Yeah man, players come and go, teams are for as long as your stadium is new
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Apr 29, 2016 05:00
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Jerseys are awesome if you're in hot conditions and doing physical activities, which I often am in MLS related stuff, getting a Perry Kitchen Hearts shirt is actually cheaper than a DC United shirt of any kind, because MLS still thinks this is a lifestyle brand for moneyed whites and not a working-class sport for industry and immigrants
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Apr 29, 2016 23:03
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Shrapnig posted:Things I learned today, Perry Kitchen is playing Scotland and The Beast now plays for Orlando, and is 34. That makes me feel old. We are old now. And Kitchen is apparently well loved already at Hearts, so he'll never come home but he'll be a Scottish hero. Collin is trash.
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Apr 30, 2016 00:59
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:MLS thread, where "Tacticool murse" goes by without mention but owning sports paraphernalia is controversial Speak English
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Oh, sorry, pretend I said "gently caress New Jersey for a thousand years" like usual, the misfiring will continue as scheduled once they stop playing complete defensive shitshows Oh Oh they're playing DC in two weeks Fun aside: Star Wars night was supposed to be Labor Night and most of the old and/or African American labor leaders told them to pound sand, so imagine what will happen when blue collar leaders of the city show up to find a bunch of soccer moms dressed as Jawas and an empty section labeled ALDERAN ULTRAS
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