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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Every greyhound or borzoi I have met has tried to sit in my lap. I’ve met only one greyhound irl, and every time I was over at that house and sat down on the couch, she would attempt to sit on my lap - but in that way that dogs will sit where they go around in a circle several times before lowering themselves to the ground, thus maximizing the number of times her bony protrusions and claws impacted my dick and balls. Absolutely did not understand that this was happening or why I would try to stop her from pulverizing my junk, and manifested the most devastated sad-dog face I have ever seen when you tried to get her to not crush your genitals. Majestic animal, no notes.
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Inceltown posted:Is your cat on drugs because those eyes look like the sorts of eyes you see at raves at 3 am. 
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I’m taking a soft plush blanket with me on every camping trip now. And another one to keep away snakes.
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I didn't realize Cousin It had knees  Seriously though, good job lil' guy, feel better soon!
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SubponticatePoster posted:Aw, what a cute doggo. Is this dog? 
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Aspirational. God I love seals, what a precious creature
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Facebook Aunt posted:New influencer exfoliation routine. Replace all influencers with seals imo
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Shifty Pony posted:weird cat crashed our party This is dog.
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I will never understand why the AKC's breed standard for golden retrievers is "Intelligent, Friendly, Devoted." Has anyone ever actually met a golden with its own independent set of brain cells? I love them dearly don't get me wrong, probably my favorite dog breed, but every single one I've ever met has been dumb as a sack of hammers.
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Anyone know what the song is that plays over this adorable forbidden forest dog? It’s so charming, big Undertale vibes, I’d love to hear the full version if one exists.
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Awesome, thank you! Makes me want to play Stardew Valley again  And for you: seals in blankets! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05VtLRkGm4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Or8JHMZeo
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Rotate your owls, moisturize your birds.
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This is a Rikki-Tikki-Tavi training montage. Extremely tiny cobras beware! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGQCSlgqSk&t=56s Edit: Turns out mongooses (mongeese?) are big derps -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGEn_gYJyc Kestral has a new favorite as of 21:56 on Jul 11, 2023 |
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Rugtrio, ground/water type imo
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RandolphCarter posted:Jealous of that kids massage chair. Imagine if your childhood Big Comfy Dog scaled up with you as you aged. Dogs should be big enough to sleep on when you’re sick or out of sorts.
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seaborgium posted:I wish they had videos of when they had the little kids ride sheep at rodeos when I was younger. No saddle, just hang onto the wool until you fall off and the last one still on got a trophy. I still remember the kid who must have really wanted that trophy because he was sitting like you would on top of a horse that you were riding, but on the side of the sheep as he'd slid 90 degrees over but hadn't let go yet. My local rodeos would do this as well. I have vivid memories of a tiny child who had slid all the under a sheep and yet was somehow still hanging on for dear life while it ran around the arena. They would release several sheep and riders at once, and after they got over their initial panic the sheep would form a flock and go trotting around aimlessly. This kid ended up still on (“on”) his sheep after the flock had formed, and essentially disappeared inside it, so that the adults had to go digging through a bunch of sheep to find him. Needless to say, he won, and I hope he cherishes whatever little trophy they gave him because he earned that poo poo.
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The little head tilts oh my god, why are they not domesticated yet
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Pookah posted:The eel loves her diver friend simply because they are familiar and friendly. There is no long pattern of sharing food, they just pat the eel and love her. That’s a moray!
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Jul 27, 2023 23:54
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He was making sure that bucket of black ink didn’t have any food in it, just in case you missed it. Knows you wouldn’t want to waste anything. 13/10
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I’m reading Jurassic Park, which turns out to be quite different from the movie, and there’s a scene early on where one of the kids gets playtime with a baby velociraptor, which is described as toothless, affectionate toward human caretakers, and craving physical contact and snuggles like a weird leathery kitten. I want to pet this extinct fictional animal so bad. In lieu of that, anyone got some good cuddly reptiles? Bonus points if they give off vibes of wanting to be around people for reasons other than “this soft thing exudes warmth.”
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It’s trying to achieve perfect roundness. An inspiration to tiny birbs everywhere.
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PurpleXVI posted:https://i.imgur.com/oRnhLeo.mp4 I recently finished reading Watership Down, and the absolute terror the rabbits hold for martens and stoats was so difficult to reconcile with the image in my head of Ferret But Fluffy. They’re adorable!
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The propensity of normal-sized cats to just randomly punch holes in your body because you didn’t pet them exactly right would make me extremely hesitant to tease the panther. God what a beautiful animal though.
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Increasingly convinced that big dogs see kittens the way little kids see stuffed animals / blankies, and kittens see big dogs in the same way (unless they're terrified of them).
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Check out the snoot on this absolute unit Borzoi are so weird.
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Inzombiac posted:This is a pidgeon's natural state! I know very little about the history of pigeons, but one thing I do know is that it inspired a very thread-appropriate song. Here's one for the pigeon-lovers and anyone who likes a good ballad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fL3E8FRxiw
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PurpleXVI posted:https://i.imgur.com/MaX3Fna.mp4 Bird? Energy-based point defense turret? Who can say!
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Fighting Trousers posted:Friends, this holiday season is not going great for me. I need the primo poo poo. My friend, can I interest you in baby seals?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Or8JHMZeo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl0KcVv_H20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2SvailvvHQ https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg71zu1QDi1vmobp0_720.mp4 Also this very good seal that is an imgur video that I can't get to embed for some reason, but is very cute: https://imgur.com/mTivwmA
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I’ve never heard of an introverted dog before, but I love him. Merry Christmas, Newton!
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If your chair grows eyes and a fang’d maw, it may be time to check for Chaos corruption.
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The claws on that wombat are no joke, I would be wearing something more substantial than shorts while doing that job.
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I’m trying to picture how big a person would have to be to have the same size relationship to, say, a rambunctious 5-6 year old as that big ol’ hound has to The Nibbler.
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What kind of bee is that and how illegal would it be to Johnny Appleseed them across the entire continental United States? I want to pet it. Also want to pet the fox, if it would stand still long enough for pets.
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MrYenko posted:I… I really wanna see it fly. Big same.
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JonBolds posted:The exception being other regular sized cats. Big cats can look at regular cats and be like, “hey this soft purring thing is smol like a kitten, I can relate to it like a child/pet/mascot/pillow.” Regular cats look at other cats and go, “ugh, it’s a cat.”
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While I would never want that kitty to be harmed, I can't help but laugh at the idea of her getting to square off with that lion for real and getting launched into space (as long as she landed safely on all fours). "Pick on someone your own size" works both ways, kitty!
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If you didn’t want to be crawled on by big lizards, maybe you shouldn’t be radiating all that lovely body heat??? Rude to hoard it imo. I feel like you could do an interesting heat map study and / or incredibly niche fetish video by having someone lie down in a tank full of lizards and seeing which parts of the body they decide to bask on.
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