Nintendo: NX gonna give it to ya.

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Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I wish Stux would stop posting

# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 16:54

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 08:06

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

SilverSupernova posted:

Just add him/her/it/whatever to you ignore list and go on with your day.

I did but no one knows how to not respond to idiots

# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 18:07

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

So I've been thinking a lot about a Smash for NX and if it ended up being a port of Smash for Wii U with more features and characters. Would there be enough time between now and the NX's launch to get out something like that either alongside the NX or later on in 2017?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 13:22

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Patter Song posted:

Remember Nintendo's brief push for Wuhu Island from Wii Sports Resort to become a shared Nintendo hub world where games of all sorts could be set and, through reusing the same large map across games, people would become highly familiar with it? And how they proceeded to use that island again in Pilotwings 3DS and nothing else?

Not true, they used it again for Mario Kart 7 for two tracks, and though they may have made an HD one for Smash Wii U they managed to make two stages featuring the island

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 15:43

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/753559995849990144

Masterstroke, Nintendo

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 13:07

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Don't forget about Mario Party

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 15:37

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Dr Cheeto posted:

Remind me what Rogers has been right about?

Paper Mario for Wii U

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:39

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

My dream console that marries home and portable is finally becoming a reality

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 14:55

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

There is not a single bad console in Nintendo's history except for the Virtual Boy

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 13:30

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I'll just post this here since this is a replacement for the Wii U thread:

Nintendo has announced some more Nintendo Selects, including :siren:

NINTENDO LAND FOR $20 :siren:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:31

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

NX launches with Mario Party 1-5 HD Collection, and adds the jerk off minigame from the Wii one, and saves Nintendo from forever doom.

MP1 mini-games still require rotating the control stick, and all other mini-games that require mashing buttons have their controls changed to rotating the stick

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:08

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

s.i.r.e. posted:

lol at anyone buying the NES Mini.

It's me, I'm buying it, it is no laughing matter

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:51

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

You can keep being bitter while I will be enjoying Castlevania and StarTropics on the NES Mini this holiday, but not before honoring Satoru Iwata by playing Balloon Fight for the first time

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:58

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

s.i.r.e. posted:

I hope Nintendo goes third party sooner than later.

I don't think you deserve to have that Yoshi's Island avatar anymore tbh

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 18:41

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I still maintain the tablet is a great idea that would've led to some really cool and unique ideas if the system were popular at all. Off-TV Play alone was a fantastic selling point for the Wii U.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 20:45

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

s.i.r.e. posted:

The Gamepad came standard and still no developer used the piece of poo poo other than a glorified menu; wonderful, it only took a massive controller with a huge screen on it so I wouldn't have to press start, a problem I never had.

They could have shoved in gyro to the pro controller for things like Splatoon.

Splatoon needs it's second screen for coordinating which teammate you'll jump towards or where you want to set up an Inkstrike. There's no way it could be played with a normal controller when the GamePad is being used with it to its fullest capacity.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 15:58

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Splatoon is a good video game

that is only possible with the Wii U GamePad

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 13:10

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Video games are going out of style. That's why Nintendo decided to blow everyone's asses off and introduce the Nintendo Read, the ONLY way to read all the latest books and magazines.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 18:43

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

s.i.r.e. reminds me of that one idiotic Polygon writer who kept going "here's why Mario Kart 8 is gonna flop" and every time Mario Kart 8 got good reviews and did well for the system he kept going "uh yeah well it still sucks and it's gonna fail"

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 20:44

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

The gimmick was that it was secretly the best console of the 6th generation

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 15:33

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Those who don't think the NX will be good can leave the thread thanks in advance

True believers only

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 23:31

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

DoctorWhat posted:

Super Paper Mario is very good.

Please don't lie to people like this

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 12:56

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Chapter 4 is heinously boring until you get to the last level
Chapter 5 has uninteresting environmental and level design in general
Chapter 6 starts out promising, but after the world gets destroyed you go back and walk through an empty wasteland for like five minutes or more

The only ones I'd say were any good are 3 and 8, maybe 7 too

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 13:33

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

That one at least has some neat ideas and is more fun than Chapter 4, which is just Backtrack Central

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 15:13

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Nintendo needs third party support. Konami is creatively bankrupt. I feel like, if they got together, it could be interesting.

Konami sells its IPs to Nintendo, Snake gets brought back to Smash along with other Konami stars like Bonk, Bomberman, Alucard, and Goemon joining the battle

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 13:08

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I said come in! posted:

Still don't get why I should care about the NX when the Wii U was a commercial failure. It seems like Nintendo should be going in a completely different direction now and get out of home consoles.

Having a home console you can play on the go is extremely cool and it will blow the pants off everyone with its amazing line-up

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 14:32

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I said come in! posted:

Okay, so they are going to do both at once and be good at neither as a result.

I too remember when social phenomenon Pok�mon GO was a massive flop

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 14:39

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

The Wii U bombed because Donald Trump set up a secret plan to make the Wii U fail and push the Microsoft agenda

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 20:25

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I hope Nintendo never re-releases Melee

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 17:37

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Reiley posted:

The NX Smash will be called Final Smash and it will be the last Smash game, and it will be an All-Stars style version select of all the previous Smash games using the same pool of high-end models and lighting, I just read this on 4 chan.

K. Rool will still not be playable. Please understand

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 20:52

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

I for one can't wait to put the NX in my backpack and carry it around with me when I go out on the town

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 20:01

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Raserys posted:

Why is the NX sad

His father died before he even came out

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 14:51

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Wheany posted:

Pfft, it's easy to make a good console. Just put good stuff in and don't put bad stuff in.

Like the wrong ram.

Or motion controls.

Motion controls own, get outta here

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 15:17

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Nintendo will advertise this split d-pad by announcing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance 2, exclusively on NX

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 13:37

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Let Emily Rest

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 14:27

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

https://twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/770622350819782656

3DS-centric Direct being hosted by Nintendo UK this Thursday

Expecting NoA to follow suit with a similar announcement any moment now

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 15:04