|
|
#
¿
Apr 2, 2016 00:09
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 21, 2024 17:15 |
|
|
A serious tone movie can have fun light moments and a light fun tone movie can have serious moments, but when your movie is all PUNCHING SMASH DEPRESSION EXPLOSION GRIMDARK it had better be like really really good, like Nolan batman 2, or it's just "not good" Movies should be "good" and not "bad" is, what,
|
|
#
¿
Apr 5, 2016 07:35
|
|
|
I laughed nonstop through two fantastic hours of deadpool, a graphic movie about murder/torturer/prostitute/killers Man of steel, a movie where heroic good guys save the day, left me grim and depressed, lifeless, sad, bereft of hope, with a sense that powers beyond my control don't much care about me or anything and we might as well just smash stuff because meh
|
|
#
¿
Apr 5, 2016 07:43
|
|
|
I have learned recently that people have "feelings" and also "moms" and I have combined these into my movie about smashing things efficiently, I zack Snyder am a real life organic human male whirrrr whirrrr buzz bzzzzz zzzzzt click *unholy chorus singing*
|
|
#
¿
Apr 6, 2016 00:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Apr 9, 2016 06:19
|
|
|
bring back old gbs posted:nazy sympathizer!! Wait wah?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 9, 2016 08:58
|
|
|
Immortan posted:When will disney release the unedited originals... when Can you really not buy the originals
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2016 03:40
|
|
|
The story makes a LOT more sense in the comic. Batman had been hokey Adam west TV show in people's minds for years, and frank miller wrote this dark gritty story about an aged bitter realistic batman as he does one last big scheme to stop a big bad something something. Bats realizes that this impossibly powerful superman guy might show up to interfere, superman is less a character and more a force of nature (and yet comes across as more human and relatable in a couple pages than these movies). It was the original "gritty realistic modern reboot" everything has been imitating since
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2016 20:22
|
|
|
Maybe if man of steel had been a more happy superman hero movie with pretty colors they could then do a nice superman vs gritty batman (like in the comic), THEN they could do a justice league something something all with a consistent tone like that other comic movie series franchise, you know, the successful one They could have contrasted a charming optimist superman with a bright color pallet against gritty batman and it would have been both more fun and the grittiness would have stood out where applied, ALSO the theme of superman realizing "I'm not perfect and look batman is right here" and batman realizing "I need more faith in humanity like superman" that would have been good plus that story already exists and is written already IN THE CONMICC BUKK, I'm a lovely poo baby, also Wonder Woman needs tigger biddies
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2016 23:15
|
|
|
She's a
|
|
#
¿
Apr 12, 2016 16:20
|
|
|
many johnnys posted:He's not going to kill this movie. He's just gonna hurt it, really really bad. 
|
|
#
¿
Apr 12, 2016 22:10
|
|
|
Nirvikalpa posted:Also the interrogation scene in TDK points out how absurd that Batman is a guy in a costume beating up people and that maybe it's not something to take so seriously. http://youtu.be/w2yv8aT0UFc
|
|
#
¿
Apr 13, 2016 02:03
|
|
|
Dr strange is one of my fav obscure characters thanks to my dad taking me to comic stores a lot as a kid so that he got at least a couple minutes a week of fun since he didn't get to spend his 20's as a hipster like I suspect he wanted since he had kids so I would read the comics too since I wanted dad to like me and now he's dead, wait what were, we talking about,
|
|
#
¿
Apr 13, 2016 16:26
|
|
|
whatever7 posted:One of the main causes of WWI was that the German Kaiser became too ambitious and wanted to build up the navy to contest with British empire's oversea colonial markets. China wants to start wwIII over fish
|
|
#
¿
Apr 14, 2016 00:30
|
|
|
Sealab 2020 no really
|
|
#
¿
Apr 14, 2016 04:18
|
|
|
It's going to be fun when we're all in nursing homes with our Xbox 12's
|
|
#
¿
Apr 16, 2016 19:19
|
|
|
Mr. Pumroy posted:uhhh once i hit 60 im gonna put on my vr headset and romp with naked animus till i die in a small unfurnished room coated in my body secretions Pretty much do that now
|
|
#
¿
Apr 16, 2016 19:42
|
|
|
Yaws posted:I wish these comic book movies would find a middle-ground tone between those light Marvel movies and grim rear end DC poo poo We all do JazzFlight posted:Maybe Captain America: The Winter Soldier? That was kind of a mix between light and serious? Somehow the best action movie I've ever seen
|
|
#
¿
Apr 17, 2016 21:49
|
|
|
Batman question: so if he sees a bunch of guys committing a crime and punches them (until they stop), then hangs them by their ankles from a lamppost, do the police just assume that "yes these are criminals because they are tied up, we will charge them with, something" Like does batman get out his phone and film them crime-ing first and then email the cops or how does
|
|
#
¿
Apr 23, 2016 19:04
|
|
|
Pvt.Scott posted:That guy sounds like he'd fit right in with the Image Comics Cinematic Universe. We need to get Spawn and uh, like, uh Savage Dragon and Witchblade and The Maxx, Venom X and Youngblood or some poo poo, give them all stand alone movies with interwoven cameos then build to some sort of mega-squad poo poo. Maybe throw in Bone? Sounds like some kind of, suicide squad...
|
|
#
¿
Apr 26, 2016 05:56
|
|
|
If this movie were like a restaurant or club, the kind of place that hires cool people to work there to keep the place popular, then jerad Leto is like the owners son who thinks he's the most popular guy. Everyone's earning enough money to keep showing up and they say "you the man G haha yeah!" whenever Leto is in the room, then they go back to grimly pouring drinks or dancing in a cage or whatever Sometimes they get sick of buddying around with him and have to sneak outside to smoke and hope he doesn't try to join them
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2016 05:07
|
|
|
Jered is always bragging to the bartender that he's going to "mack" on these "babes" and doesn't realize the bartender is married to the waitress, or that the dancers don't get health insurance and are working their way through college and have to pay for their own stage clothing so when he grabs a girl's bra strap as she walks by he's costing her half a night's pay "HA HA BOOYA!!" he yells, expecting will smith to high five him for assaulting a 19 year old
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2016 05:23
|
|
|
Watch this be a good enjoyable movie
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2016 07:48
|
|
|
A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Zack Snyder is pushing for a Sandman movie where he Shazams into a hulking meathead that throws buildings at people. Could not possibly be any worse idea holy poo poo, I want to see a bunch of former hot topic goths reaction to this after being told they are finally getting a sandman movie
|
|
#
¿
Apr 30, 2016 22:34
|
|
|
The sandman is basically a guy with a masters of humanities degree who hangs out on campus still successfully hooking up with freshman, somehow, the comic book
|
|
#
¿
May 1, 2016 02:47
|
|
|
Just two large muscular adult men in spandex wrasslin around
|
|
#
¿
May 1, 2016 15:13
|
|
|
In a world with a superman why would you dress up like a bat and punch people? Seems like you'd lose your motivation
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2016 19:34
|
|
|
Snowglobe of Doom posted:Edit: I love that one of their main points is "He once wielded Thor's hammer and you can't do that unless you're worthy therefore he can't have been a secret Hydra sleeper agent because you can't fool an ancient Norse hammer!!!" Ah yes Thor's hammer, the tool used to genocide an entire race of sentient beings, so worthy lol
|
|
#
¿
May 30, 2016 17:23
|
|
|
Fonzarelli posted:can you imagine how clever Hack Snyder thought he was when realised that superman and batman's mum have the same name? I think he just plays with a huge and immaculate model train set and adjusts numbers in a spreadsheet to maximize its efficiency and if anyone interrupts train time he makes high pitched dog noises and flaps his hands around autistically
|
|
#
¿
Jul 6, 2016 05:45
|
|
|
Ban affleck: good Henry cavill: talented Gal gadot: gorgeous Jessie esenberg: mark zuckerburg Amy Adams: America's sweetheart Movie: meh? Conclusion: GRIMDARK
|
|
#
¿
Jul 9, 2016 17:01
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Jul 10, 2016 23:23
|
|
|
gradenko_2000 posted:Wasn't that how Civil War did it anyway where Hawkeye fought Black Widow instead of, say, Vision? How is Jeremy Renner in these movies again? It's like "hi I'm your unmarried uncle who is a middle manager at an accounting firm and maybe I did some bicep curls and I just wandered into this superhero group and they haven't made me leave yet"
|
|
#
¿
Jul 13, 2016 15:55
|
|
|
gradenko_2000 posted:I mean we know that Black Widow got some off-brand Soviet Super Soldier Serum, as did Winter Soldier, but I don't think Hawkeye's power is ever really explained beyond "he's really loving accurate with his bow and has a bunch of different arrows he can shoot" Hawkeye the character is fine I'm talking about this guy:  Hi I'm your dad/an accountant, they handed me a bow and some arrows? Is this a movie? Hmm maybe if I squint a lot and just stand in the back
|
|
#
¿
Jul 13, 2016 18:41
|
|
|
SciFiDownBeat posted:germy runner is cool How? No sarcasm whatsoever just, how.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 13, 2016 18:44
|
|
|
SciFiDownBeat posted:idk he seems okay. he doesn't appear to be nuts and was in some good movies. assassination of jesse james, the hurt locker, ghost protocol In the hurt locker Jeremy Renner plays a generic 35 year old white guy in a uniform whose only facial expression is a grimace where that made sense. In the avengers he plays a generic 35 year old white guy whose only facial expression is a grimace, didn't make as much sense
|
|
#
¿
Jul 13, 2016 20:11
|
|
|
Don Tacorleone posted:Good point The job market's rough for millenials
|
|
#
¿
Jul 26, 2016 05:43
|
|
|
Spider-Man 1 and 2 went for a realism with Toby maguire as a believable broke student dealing with a sad life becoming a hero Then 3 was a cartoon
|
|
#
¿
Jul 27, 2016 04:57
|
|
|
mind the walrus posted:Y'know, deep down I really want these children's movies to be good because I love DC and even if it's not my preferred take on these characters to be all dour and "oh my god look at how badass..." money shots I would still love to go in and be pleasantly surprised. same
|
|
#
¿
Aug 3, 2016 06:10
|
|
|
mind the walrus posted:Superman was invented in the Depression as an example of a middle class ubermensch promoting unity in the face of tyrannical self-interested bastards? Zach Snyder IS a tyrannical self interested rich bastard who doesn't give a poo poo about us middle class viewers or what we like He "doesn't owe us anything" This whole movie is just one big "gently caress you" to America
|
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2016 16:47
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 21, 2024 17:15 |
|
|
I appreciate the muppets on a much deeper level than you http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-appreciate-the-muppets-on-a-much-deeper-level-th-16208
|
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2016 23:00
|
|