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This thread needs Ronnie and his walls of textquote:I went to the club in one of the casinos last night with one of my friends and some girl I gently caress. Imagine being out somewhere and seeing me walk right by you. You would turn around as fast as you possibly could and watch me in total awe just like every other inferior male does. I've caught people following me around more times than I can count. The three of us got to the casino and were walking towards the club. Some scrawny geek walked up next to me and told me that his friend was in total awe of my size and would do anything to feel my bicep. The first thing that just came out of my mouth was yeah your friend could feel my bicep if he pays me $100. The scrawny geek waved over his other beta friend and proceeded to actually hand me a $100 bill. My friend and the girl I were with were laughing their asses off and I was really trying hard not too. I flexed my bicep and grunted at the slave while everyone around the club was watching. The slave felt my huge bicep while having the look of total awe on its face and said that it never felt a bicep as powerful as mine and never actually saw anyone as big as me in its life. I laughed in the slaves face and told it that I'm 6'4 over 300 lbs of pure straight alpha muscle. The slave said thank you and told me that feeling my bicep made its night. I laughed and told the slave that it was the best thing to ever happen to its life. The slave smirked and wandered off with the rest of its inferior scrawny friends. I had two other guys come up to me in shock and awe saying that they couldn't believe that I had to power to actually make someone pay $100 to feel my bicep. I told them when your a built alpha god you always get whatever you want in life without even trying. They looked dumb founded by my statement but told me how awesome I was and that they wish they could be as big as me. I laughed and said don't worry no matter what you do you will never be as big as me. We went in the club for a while and I danced with the girl I brought while my friend walked around. The club was pretty dead so we didn't stay long. We ended up leaving and my friend drove the girl and I back to my house. When we got into my bedroom the girl stripped naked and dropped to her knees right in front of my crotch. I trained this whore really good. When I first met her she really wasn't that good in bed. I could obviously tell that shes never been with a man before and just inferiors. I taught her how to suck cock and deep throat like a pornstar. Now she spits and slurps all over my cock while her slobber drools all over her tits. Shes trained to take my cock in her mouth as deep as possible until she gags and tears come out of her eyes. I always gently caress the poo poo out of her and even started to give her some anal training. I really do love turning women into whores and making them truly realize they are meant to be on their knees servicing alpha cock. 
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Apr 18, 2016 14:31
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This got creepy. Less creepy more "he's inhuman" pls
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Apr 30, 2016 18:19
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It's called STDH autonomy.
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May 19, 2016 08:21
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What an idiot, doesn't close his bracket (the smiley doesn't count
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May 30, 2016 08:37
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EmmyOk posted:You're swift 
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May 30, 2016 15:54
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Henchman of Santa posted:Cross post from IoSM I swear there was a load more of this
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Jun 12, 2016 22:17
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Pregnant and ignored wife desperate for attention tries one last attempt to share retarded husband's lame hobby before leaving him
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Jul 18, 2016 17:10
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my day .mp4
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Sep 7, 2016 22:41
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The Snoo posted:
Thank God Nestle did this, really redeems them for all the dead babies and dominating water sources in developing nations E: sth nestle are cunts, don't support them
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Nov 6, 2016 09:02
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(I'm assuming this is the same dumb poo poo)
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Hmm this phrase I heard on the wire could be something my grandma could say. Doth a tale thou shall write
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Nov 6, 2016 18:20
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Theresa May is following a guy who had sex with a severed pigs head, and she wasn't elected as PM. Not exactly groundbreaking.
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Nov 16, 2016 13:20
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ibntumart posted:There was a Something Positive comic maybe ten years back where a kid in a supermarket annoyed a main character and he purposefully bought the last cupcake (or piece of cake or slice of pie or something) to eat in front of her. Then he sharted in the kids face? Or am I mixing stories...
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Nov 21, 2016 05:35
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I'm so caring and selfless that I write a novel on FB about it
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Nov 29, 2016 05:14
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My favourite part is still how much the op respects the homeless dude ... *throws money at his feet* "Well, I still wouldn't touch him... Ewww!" How old is a 3rd grade kid?
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Dec 7, 2016 08:33
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poo poo, whitlams a loving snitch
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Dec 7, 2016 15:09
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Butt Detective posted:While trying to find details for a lyric-less song not on iTunes that I'd picked up with Shazam, I stumbled across this old blog post. quote:Britain is an island of gardeners and fine gardens,   
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Dec 10, 2016 18:23
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I've never met an academic who also didn't have a monstrosity of an email signature, consisting generally of about 90% of the mails content and attachments. I wish I could post examples but I'm sure most of you can relate.
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Dec 18, 2016 18:00
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Spalec posted:Do we have a thread for "Should be STDH but actually did happen?" But imagine being on the other end of this and being the person who has to get a gift for Bill Gates.
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Dec 18, 2016 19:50
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Plus, Billy (if I can call you that), its not a big secret if you put a signed photo in there
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Dec 18, 2016 19:51
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As long as you are responsible for the 2mb "Be green, don't print" .bmp
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Dec 18, 2016 22:09
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I can't wait to see that in meme form, with tumblr comments reiterating the 'conversation'.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:40
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I remember the pre-emoji version of this, without the laughing face I had no idea how I was supposed to react
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Jan 2, 2017 02:33
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What might have actually happened: He commented it was lupus, the sister "gives him a hard stare. and says "Jesus, you might be right."". He, being unable to comprehend sarcasm, morphs it into some narcissistic bragfest for Imgur. What actually happened: nothing
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Jan 20, 2017 22:17
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It's so depressing that she has to fabricate a conversation to reinforce what little self-confidence she has. I assume she told herself those compliments on her bathroom mirror whilst trying to escape her abusive boyfriend, but ultimately made this poo poo up so that he will think she has other options to force him to be nicer. Ok goodnight
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Feb 12, 2017 08:45
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True story: my friend got held for 3 hours at an airport for having an epipen in his carryon. Then the security guard took it from him and said "no fair maid shall suffer doeswith the pain upon me, m'lady" and injected himself. Before leaning in and asking for a kiss.
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Apr 2, 2017 19:19
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i describe myself as a teenager
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Apr 3, 2017 22:37
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the bbc giving its weekly reminder of why no one pays their license fee anymore
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May 26, 2017 16:50
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'Hey Hercules, go kneel over by that wall momma wants to go viral'
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Aug 2, 2017 08:15
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Comptroll The Forums posted:If you were blocking a knife, wouldn't you be more likely to bend your elbow and take the cut on your forearm? To get a cut at the base of your thumb like that, you would need to raise your arm, elbow straight, with your hand facing outward... oh
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Aug 19, 2017 19:14
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Does anyone have that lady who was adamant she was running at olympic speed because she was pent up?
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Nov 11, 2017 18:25
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That poor poor fictional dog
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Jun 26, 2018 13:20
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Love when my landlord punches the wall upon hearing about my cancer diagnosis It's your fault too, so you're paying for the wall repair too.
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Jul 14, 2019 13:59
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I am a rich man
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Dec 2, 2019 15:32
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This thin layer of cloth is holding back my opinions!!!
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Feb 23, 2021 12:52
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that's some vintage style STDH
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May 6, 2021 12:46
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Jun 5, 2021 19:54
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Zero messages before this point by the looks of it. Not that I expect effort in these viral attempts.
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Jul 10, 2021 09:41
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BrigadierSensible posted:Why was this woman going to meet her date/fuckbuddy for the first time accompanied by her adult daughter? Pornhubs front page has normalised such things
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A good teacher singling out 9 year olds who get answers wrong
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