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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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That sounds like the poo poo an insane central african dictator appends to their title

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I'm a writer. A dreamweaver. A visionary. And you are now entering.... my post place

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Well then how are you going to balance your iguana's humours, hmmm?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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You're doing God's/Satan's work, sir/madam

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Poor fathis, took cyanide and almost died

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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oldpainless posted:

I was about to say I can’t understand how they could portray themselves as so utterly foolish and moronic until I went back and saw that yes, they were Canadian and it all made sense.

More like OldMooseLess, amirite ladies?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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ilmucche posted:

Has there ever been a good ww1 movie? One that gets into how lovely and terrible it was outside of like paths of glory?

All Quiet on the western front?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Gats are used for blasting fools away

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The_White_Crane posted:

No no, groundhogs are a type of small edible crustacean. You're thinking of croissants.

More like oldpastryless

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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incorrect; you are a bird

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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It was actually Lapis

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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YOU ARE BUT A FIEND AND A ROGUE, SIR! HAVE AT YOU!

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Or they have been grossly misinformed about the average labia

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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SilkyP posted:

He's also full of malarkey if you ask me
-My 3 year old

Sure he's yours?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Just lol if you think the world can be a better place

Just lol if you don't stand shoulder to shoulder with Enrique in solidarity with the downtrodden :unsmith:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Once when I was 6, me and my brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. We were going to play doctor. He showed me his, but when it got to be my turn I chickened and ran.

Another memory I have is a spider outside my window. Orange body, green legs. I watched her build a web all summer, then one day there's a big egg in it. The egg hatched, and a hundred baby spiders came out, and ate her.

Memories are weird :shrug:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The actors in that film about Muhammed didn't even know that was what the film was about iirc

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The Shame Boy posted:

Wasn't he the guy chasing Billy Joe and Bobby Sue?

Nah, that was Kris Angle

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The Shitularity

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Stack Machine posted:

Jai-nee?

The jainee (hard j) and the jainee (soft j) are separated by the jaint.

The jaint is shorter than you think

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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venus de lmao posted:

Do you mean this?



That's not an orange peeler, it's a can opener.

An orange is just a soft round can of juice and chewy stuff

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Peeling oranges somehow is a cure for a plague of oranges? I'm not sure about the logistics of this.

Pope Hans was not very good at peeling, and the college of cardinals loooove them some juice

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

You don't peel an orange to make juice.

Well they can't just turn an orange into some kind of liquid-filled citrus polyp, that wouldn't do at all!

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I've never seen anyone express any doubt about the Jorts the Cat story but it's definitely fiction right

I want to believe, and only a scab wouldn't

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