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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Vote 1 Lex Luther

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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

But it is

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Does Skynews have a carp show?

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Politics sucks

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Was it you, did you ghostwrite the Bill Shorten

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Do landmines stop boats though? Crucial question

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What if we put chemical weapons in the landmines?

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Negligent posted:

Caaaaaaaarrrp

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Pickled Tink posted:

First Carp on the Moon

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Can't stop the boats can they stop the carp

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What is that music???

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

It was not a very good ad

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

I don't want to make fun of Bill, but you know they cut away from him speaking when he was checking his notes.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Do we have a budget bingo card

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Anidav posted:

How long until the budget speech
Will it be on ABC24?

7:30 and supposedly yes

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Carptain Barnaby

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

He's a fixer Mr Speaker

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

tithin posted:

does he know how economies work?

no

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

I'm sure the amount of money the tax force brings in will be more than the cost of the tax force...


... not

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Hear hear

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

'Opt-in'

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What is minimum wage Mr Speaker?

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Anidav posted:

OH WAIT IT'S MANDATORY HAHAH


Snod. posted:

'Opt-in'

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

http://budget.gov.au/2016-17/content/glossies/jobs-growth/html/jobs-growth-07.htm

"...internship placement of 4 to 12 weeks duration, during which the job seeker will work 15 to 25 hours per week"
"... job seekers will receive $200 per fortnight on top of their regular income support payment while participating in the internship."
"Businesses that take on interns will receive an upfront payment of $1,000..."

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Seagull posted:

what happens when a child takes your job because they can do it for $2 a day

He will be in Cambodia because bill is gunna win

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

$200 a fortnight is like an extra two packs of smokes, really that's a bargin.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

LibertyCat posted:

gently caress them so hard for setting the GST-free threshold to 0 though. Way to add a ton of PITA processing fees just to protect local rip-off merchants.

Yeah gently caress them for just that and only that

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

katlington posted:

Why did barnaby joyse do that he sounded like a donkey giving birth

Because he is

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

If you had to choose between Bill and Barnaby when would you buy your ticket to Columbia?

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

kirbysuperstar posted:

Could they just mail me some cyanide instead?

For free? You wish

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Zenithe posted:

Hey so if you have a business that has roles that require minimal training, is there any reason revealed so far as to why you wouldn't just cycle through WFTD folks as you can both get a once off government bonus and presumably pay them less than employing a personal normally?

Nothing mentioned yet

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Bye Clive bye bye

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What a set of choices

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

I agree we suck

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Anidav posted:

By the way, here's the LNP's first online ad for the election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNiLcl-5Ss

I like Bill's island dancing

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

That one is subtle I like it

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Chris Bowen shaved

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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Aimlessly driving around? Sounds like Tony

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