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"Everybody betray me. I fed up with this worl." - Iron man, shortly before throwing his helmet out of a window. Ever since the last thread was posted wayyyyyy back in 2013, the comic movie landscape has changed significantly. Ant Man and Batman v. Superman actually got made AND came out (and one of them was really good!); Amazing Spider-Man was supposed to have two more sequels and also like a Sinister Six movie for some reason and also maybe a goddamned Aunt May movie? (imagine getting your friends together to go see Aunt May, imagine the tabloids discussing the hot young male actors who are up for the role of Ms. Lion!); and now they’re maybe making a GI Joe/Transformers/MASK shared universe or something I think? Comic movies are fun and weird and for the most part, they’ve gotten pretty good in the past decade! Can the studios keep it up? I dunno! Let’s talk about it! This thread’s for discussing comic movies of all shapes and sizes. What’s the most racist: Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Dr. Strange or James Remar as Raiden in Mortal Kombat? Who’s done the most damage to their respective properties: Zack Snyder’s grimdark murder paradiso or just every damned Fantastic Four movie - just all of ‘em? And what’s the thing you’re most looking forward to: Hollywood to finally finish figuring out what manga is or the inevitable barrel scratching of Marvel studios, giving rise to a film starring Razorback and his ELECTRIFIED MANE? So let’s talk comic movies. Here’s what’s in the pipeline: Upcoming Movies The following films have announced release dates and are listed through the end of 2017. If a movie has been announced but has no set release or is after December 31st, 2017, it will be listed further below. Marvel Captain America: Civil War This Captain America Probably Knows What MySpace Is  Release Date: May 6th, 2016 Cast: Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanov/Black Widow Sebastian Stan as James "Bucky" Barnes/The Winter Soldier Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson/Falcon Don Cheadle as James Rhodes/War Machine Chadwick Boseman as T’Challa/Black Panther Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch Paul Bettany as The Vision Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man Frank Grillo as Brock Rumlow/Crossbones Emily VanCamp as Sharon Carter/Agent 13 William Hurt as General “Thunderbolt” Ross Daniel Bruhl as Helmut Zemo Tom Holland as HOLY poo poo PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN AHHHHH Directed By: Anthony and Joe “Stole Whedon’s Dumptrucks of Money” Russo Plot: The Governments wants the Avengers to sign a paper. Captain America hates signing papers. Iron Man, though? Huge fan. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Boy, this war is ANYTHING but civil!” Fake Trailer Real Trailer X-Men: Apocalypse We Love The 80s  Release Date: May 27th, 2016 Cast: James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier Michael Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto Jennifer Lawrence as Raven Darkholme/Mystique Oscar Isaac as Nicholas Hoult as Hank McCoy/Beast Rose Byrne as Moira MacTaggert Tye Sheridan as Scott Summers/Cyclops Sophie Turner as Jean Grey Olivia Munn as Elizabeth Braddock/Psylocke Lucas Till as Alex Summers/Havok Evan Peters as Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver Kodi Smit-McPhee as Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler Alexandra Shipp as Ororo Munroe/Storm Ben Hardy as Warren Worthington III/Archangel Lana Condor as Jubilation Lee/Jubilee Josh Helman as William Stryker Huge Jacked Man as Wolverine Probably Directed By: Bryan “Please Forget I’m Probably A Child Molester” Singer Plot: The ancient mutant Apocalypse rises and he wants to make things lovely for everyone. Charles Xavier screams a lot. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Check it out, Flo. I made these hieroglyphic tablets all by myself! With no one’s help!” Fake Trailer Real Trailer Dr. Strange But Have You Ever Seen A Marvel Movie… ON WEED?  Release Date: November 4th, 2016 Cast: Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Stephen Strange Chiwetel Ejiofor as Karl Mordo Rachel McAdams as Unnamed Love Interest Mads Mikkelsen as Unnamed Villain Guy Benedict Wong as Wong (Hey neat!) Tilda Swinton as The Ancient One Directed By: Scott “Hellraiser: Final Cut” Derrickson Plot: Dr. Strange’s hands are hosed up. NO NOW HE CAN’T ROCK THE HORNS. HELP ME, ANCIENT ONE. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Hey, a Mindless One! The only thing more mindless than you is my wife, HYUK!” *blasted by eyebeam* Fake Trailer Real Trailer Wolverine 3 The Best There Is At What He Does (Being In Every X-Men Movie)  Release Date: March 3rd, 2017 Cast: Huge Jacked Man as Logan/James Howlett/Wolverine/The Wolverine/Patch/Weapon X Patrick Stewart as Professor Charles Xavier Boyd Holbrook as ??? Stephen Merchant as ??? Maybe Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth (the only good part of X-Men: Origins) Directed By: James “The Wolverine Was Actually Pretty Good, Ya’ll” Mangold Plot: Loose adaptation of Old Man Logan. This is Hulk’s face while he’s loving you in the rear end. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Remember, we don’t all heal as fast as you, Logan.” - As elderly Cyclops Fake Trailer Real Trailer (None Yet) Guardians of the Galaxy, vol. 2 Note: Two Rocket Raccoon Movies, Still No U.S.1  Release Date: May 5th, 2017 Cast: Chris Pratt as Peter Quill/Star-Lord Zoe Saldana as Gamora Dave Bautista as Drax Vin Diesel as Groot Bradley Cooper as Rocket Michael Rooker as Yondu Karen Gillan as Nebula Pom Klementieff as Mantis Kurt Russell as Peter’s Father, Probably Directed By: James “Top Ten Hottest Directors Who Make Creepy Lists” Gunn Plot: The Guardians have done a little good, a little bad, a bit of both. Now they’re going to do a little sequel. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “I hear ya, Yondu. I’m waitin’ for my daughter to stop dating that duck!!!” Fake Trailer Real Trailer (None Yet) Spider-Man: Homecoming Two Hours of Andrew Garfield Crying Alone  Release Date: July 7th, 2017 Cast: Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man Marissa Tomei as Aunt May Michael Keaton as A Villain Maybe? Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man Directed By: Jon “Should’ve Done The Electro Movie With That Last Name” Watts Plot: Spider-Man comes home. Aunt May makes a wheatcake. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Chaperone? No, I’m here to DJ!” Fake Trailer Real Trailer (None Yet) Thor: Ragnorok The Worlds End. Goodbye MCU.  Release Date: July 28th, 2017 Cast: Chris Hemsworth as Thor Tom Hiddleston as Loki Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk Tessa Thompson as Unnamed Love Interest Superhero Person Directed By: Taika “What Those Who Sit Above Does In The Shadows” Waititi Plot: Thor mad. Hulk madder. Surtur maddest. Also, Loki did a thing last movie. Remember the thing? He did it. Time to get Loki. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “I’m sorry, Jane’s helicopter was shot down over the sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.” Fake Trailer Real Trailer (None Yet) DC Comics Suicide Squad Will Smith Slumming It  Release Date: August 5th, 2016 Cast: Will Smith as Deadshot Jared Leto as The Joker Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn Joel Kinnaman as Rick Flagg Viola Davis as Amanda Waller Jai Courtney as Boomerang Jay Hernandez as El Diablo Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Killer Croc Cara Delevingne as The Enchantress Directed By: David “I’m Not Zack Snyder! I’m Really Not!” Ayer Plot: A lady gets some real shits together to make a team. They call them the Suicide Squad. It will go swimmingly. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “You sure you wanna get that on your forehead, mister? Well, you’re the boss!” *starts tattoo gun* Fake Trailer Real Trailer The Lego Batman Movie Darkness… No Parents… Still…  Release Date: February 10th, 2017 Cast: Will Arnett as Bruce Wayne/Batman Ralph Fiennes as Alfred Pennyworth Michael Cera as Dick Grayson/Robin Rosario Dawson as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl Zach Galifianakis as The Joker Mariah Carey as The Mayor Directed By: Chris “Stopped Emotion” McKay Plot: Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Rome wasn’t built in a day, Batman!” *builds a thing* Fake Trailer Real Trailer Wonder Woman Get Us Out From Under  Release Date: June 2nd, 2017 Cast: Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman Chris Pine as Steve Trevor Lucy Davis as Etta Candy Connie Nielsen as Queen Hippolyta Directed By: Patty “Woman Movie, Woman Director” Jenkins Plot: In World War I, Wonder Woman must make a hawk a dove, stop a war with love, and make a liar tell the truth. Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Wow! Check out the gams on THAT broad!” Fake Trailer Real Trailer (None Yet) Justice League, Part One Unless Warner Bros. Kills Snyder In The Next Few Weeks  Release Date: November 17th, 2017 Cast: Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman Henry Cavill as Clark Kent/Superman Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman Ezra Miller as Barry Allen/The Flash Jason Momoa as Arthur Curry/Aquaman Ray Fisher as Victor Stone/Cyborg Amy Adams as Lois Lane Amber Heard as Mera Jeremy Irons as Alfred Pennyworth JK Simmons as Commissioner Gordon Directed By: Zack “Ugh” Snyder Plot: Remember that email Batman sent Wonder Woman? Well turns out they’re gonna TALK TO THOSE PEOPLE. WHAT!? Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Just Imagine: Justice League! Whattaname, eh, Bats?” - As Plastic Man Fake Trailer Real Trailer (None Yet) Other Properties Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows Pizza Time!  Release Date: June 3rd, 2016 Cast: Johnny Knoxville as Leonardo Alan Ritchson as Raphael Noel Fisher Michelangelo Jeremy Howard as Donatello Megan Fox as April O’Neil Stephen Amell as Casey Jones Will Arnett as Vern Fenwick William Fichtner as Eric Sacks Brian Tee as The Shredder Tyler Perry as Dr. Baxter Stockman Tony Shaloub as Splinter Gary Anthony Williams as Bebop Stephen “Sheamus” Farrelly as Rocksteady Fred Armisen as Krang Directed By: Dave “Proper Last Name” Green Plot: The Turtles gotta fight some ninjas! This never happens! Stan Lee Cameo Dialogue: “Tonight? I’ll dine on turtle soup! Yeah, that’s the ticket!” Fake Trailer Real Trailer The Future 2018 Ant-Man and The Wasp Aquaman Black Panther The Flash Animated Spider-Man Film 2019 Captain Marvel Shazam Justice League 2020 Cyborg Green Lantern Corps Some Other Time Deadpool 2, Batman maybe, I dunno maybe Inhumans if you’re feelin’ frisky. Check this thread for updates! Previous Threads: 2013: America Isn't Ready For A Black Ant-Man 2012: Iron and Steel, Uru and Adamantium 2011: Bats, Spiders, Avengers, and Riders Cartridgeblowers fucked around with this message at 15:25 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 5, 2016 23:52
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Review: That was good.
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May 6, 2016 02:44
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Michael B. Jordan will play not a villain, but a new hero: Jim Hammond, the original, android Human Torch, lost since WWII and found and restored by Wakandan scientists.
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Sentinel Red posted:Iron Man Three owns, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak if you disagree. For real. By far the best Iron Man movie.
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Aphrodite posted:I wonder what Batman thinks about pitbulls. I bet he's been to Planet Pitt.
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The scenes with Gordon and Flash described in the io9 article seem enjoyable.
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FilthyImp posted:Wonder Woman, a story by two old white guys. Super gripping, yo. He also did Children's Crusade.
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Ghostbusters is a solid B. Great performances by McKinnon, Jones, and Hemsworth bogged down by bad directing, maybe the worst editing I've ever seen in a major film release (they use the SAME FOOTAGE for taking the packs out of the car, the obvious cut dance sequence), and a really do-nothing script (literally no one gets a character arc, there's no heart in this movie, and that third arc... man...). McKinnon, Jones, and Hemsworth being funny make it at the very least enjoyable to watch, but it's not, by definition, a good film. Oh, and also Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy are there. I'm not sure who they were playing. It seems like they just wandered on set and started doing things and the director said "YES! THAT!"
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Aphrodite posted:One time Bill Murray met a fan who told him his favorite Bill Murray movie is Rushmore. They talked for quite a while about the movie, Bill clearly excited because he rarely gets to talk about anything but Ghostbusters. As the conversation ended, the fan leaned in real close and whispered "Nobody will ever believe you" and then was on his way. Deep cut
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I actually really don't like Leslie Jones on SNL but liked her in Ghostbusters. I think the thing is SNL is about playing a character and she's not really good at that. She's good at playing herself. She's naturally funny.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:38
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Marvel would do well to undercut any hype DC can build by just releasing their trailers today (also i want to see them so)
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Jul 23, 2016 21:48
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Hey, uhhh... uh... so who hasn't been in a Marvel Studios film that they desperately need to use (outside of the Fox properties)? I'd wager Namor is a big one since they supposedly have his rights. Maybe Squirrel Girl to strike while the iron is hot. Kang?
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Aug 14, 2016 23:26
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What the hell, Fox http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-original-plan-for-josh-tranks-fantastic-four-sounds-1785344574
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Aug 16, 2016 18:19
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Whizbang posted:The spiders are unfortunately also full of used condoms. That's bad.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:55
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Toxxupation posted:But they come with a free frogurt! That's good!
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Aug 20, 2016 05:38
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Toxxupation posted:The frogurt is also full of used condoms. That's bad.
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Aug 20, 2016 06:14
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Toxxupation posted:But it comes with your choice of topping! That's good!
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Aug 20, 2016 07:00
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Logan trailer rules. Severe lack of Bonebreaker for a Reavers film, though.
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I like how every fight scene was completely different from the rest. From kaleidoscope New York to mansion kung fu chase to time reverse street brawl. I'm psyched to see it again.
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I wouldn't mind if the Dr. Strange sequel also had Blade and was the Montessi Formula storyline. Just so we can have the villain be Dracula.
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Nov 6, 2016 05:43
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Marvel has some good themes and musical cues, the problem is that outside of Elfman's Avengers theme none of them ever get reused.
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Nov 7, 2016 13:25
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Batista is so good
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Lurdiak posted:My mom's hot. Microwave?
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I stopped reading comics around three issues into Civil War II. Is Dick Ryder back?!
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Gavok, I'm trying to convince a buddy to come see Logan with me but he hasn't seen the first two Wolverine movies (just all the X-Men flicks). Does he need to have seen those others or does it not matter?
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Feb 20, 2017 07:54
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My review of Logan: "God drat."
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Logan and GotG 2 really hitting me hard with the dead Dad stuff this year 
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I haven't seen the movie yet but I just wanted to contribute to the big blocks of spoilers A B C Here's some I'm glad you guys think it's good though. I can't see it until next week.
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Cull Obsidian is a cooler space man name than Black Dwarf *Autocorrect... Cartridgeblowers fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jul 16, 2017 |
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Jul 16, 2017 01:11
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I'm sad that panel footage so rarely leaks anymore.
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I'm just refreshing YouTube and Dailymotion.
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notthegoatseguy posted:I saw The Room a few weeks ago and now understand the title thread's reference. Thanks BSS. I'm tired, I'm wasted... I LOVE you, notthegoatseguy!
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Netflix's Death Note was surprisingly fine. 6 or 7/10. It should have been a series and not a movie - it rushed through a lot and would have definitely benefited from cliffhanger endings. Agreed that it gets a lot better near the end.
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purple death ray posted:This thread is going nowhere fast Maybe time for a new one, finally? I'll get to work on it.
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I... actually kinda liked Justice League. It was definitely the bottom of the superhero movies I saw this year but like still better than, say, the first two Iron Man or Thor movies.
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Codependent Poster posted:No way in hell is Justice League better than Iron Man. No loving way. Sorry, meant just Iron Man 2.
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Significantly more Wong than expected.
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achillesforever6 posted:https://twitter.com/shallowbrigade/status/958191645316526080 Did Gay's work influence the movie any? I dunno if everyone who ever worked on a character has to get an invite to their movie premier or whatever.
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