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14 | 7.91% |
| He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar |
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| Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker |
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| Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody |
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32 | 18.08% |
| He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls |
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| After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing |
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16 | 9.04% |
| He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child |
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17 | 9.60% |
| BALLS LOL!!! |
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38 | 21.47% |
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/basketballtalk/status/742523834947883008?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet the balls must be kicked!!! welp game over 2-0 series over gj
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Jun 14, 2016 02:12
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LeBron reaching John Cena levels of heat lol oh god Steph Curry bullshit mode engaged already
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Jun 14, 2016 02:13
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Spacebump posted:The Warriors fans are basically booing LeBron for being hit in the nuts. clutch players wouldn't leave their groin open
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Jun 14, 2016 02:14
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I mean you were facing Green out there, what did you expect you don't ride into a war without your armor son
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Jun 14, 2016 02:15
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Zas posted:lol it's been said but gently caress the gsw crowd I too hate it when basketball fans get emotionally invested in basketball
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Jun 14, 2016 02:17
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The Glumslinger posted:Man, the Cavs are getting away with tons of contact, and it isn't mattering I'm really really hoping this isn't a 90 minute hockey fight like Game 4 but I'm not hopeful. Zas posted:booing lebron for draymond's nutshot is some bullshit, beyond the pale pretty sure they're also booing him for stepping over a guy on the floor and melting down all of game 4 but honestly the nutshot thing probably is a reason Like not being salty, basketball fans are weird
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Jun 14, 2016 02:19
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in his defense you do feel it when someone nutshots you
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Jun 14, 2016 02:21
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Lessail posted:how people twist the serial nut hitter into the aggrieved party is insane let's not use the word "twist" when talking about nutshots 
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Jun 14, 2016 02:22
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Jun 14, 2016 02:23
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That's not a flagrant don't be dumb
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Jun 14, 2016 02:25
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I'd say fire Mark Jackson into the sun but we need that to live so
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Jun 14, 2016 02:27
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*elbows a guy in the face* Nah the foul's on the other guy
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Jun 14, 2016 02:29
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illcendiary posted:Lol you're loving terrible dude It's what I saw on the replay? 
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Jun 14, 2016 02:32
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illcendiary posted:McAdoo went over the back so the elbow is irrelevant but ok oh okay I have zero idea what constitutes a foul in the NBA and probably in the game of basketball in general so basically a guy touches another guy and I nod sagely and go YEP HE FOULED HIM THERE BAD CALL Basically what I'm saying is I have a long career in NBA commentary ahead of me
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Jun 14, 2016 02:36
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That was a flop right? It looked like he flopped 
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Jun 14, 2016 02:38
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CharlestheHammer posted:GS weirdly salty right now the gdt's weirdly salty too
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Jun 14, 2016 02:39
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Metapod posted:I'm strawberry vanilla sprite right now Strawberry sprite loving owns Vanilla though I gotta question that
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Jun 14, 2016 02:41
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I don't know who's fouled anymore is it me Did I foul someone
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Jun 14, 2016 02:42
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Rasta_Al posted:Garbage rear end refs? Check the reffing has ... not been very good this series
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Jun 14, 2016 02:45
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Ramadu posted:dunk king VR would rule You say that but wait until you take off the VR headset and there's a gigantic hole in your wall with sparks coming out of it
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Jun 14, 2016 02:53
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FIRST TIME posted:Nah, that's when I play VR gently caress King. you have to use a stud finder to keep poo poo like that from happening see what I did there it's a double entendre
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Jun 14, 2016 02:56
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FIRST TIME posted:People bitch about the Warriors winning so much off 3 pointers I've never understood this. I mean... three pointers are like the hardest shot. Right? Because it's so far out. So it's a bad thing they're winning by hitting a bunch of difficult shots? 
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Jun 14, 2016 03:10
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GS actually not looking all that great out there according my stats of the current score and literally nothing else
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Jun 14, 2016 03:14
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LeBron has loving shown up tonight, I'll give him that
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Jun 14, 2016 03:16
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Dear God, that's just unfair.
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Jun 14, 2016 03:17
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illcendiary posted:Pretty much, I don't necessarily think it's worth changing basketball over. It's going to make the next decade loving painful to watch though. Moving the line back would just make them more dominant. Only allow one player under 6'6" on the floor at any given time
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Jun 14, 2016 03:19
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Final score 130-129 I don't even care who wins in that case
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Jun 14, 2016 03:21
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FIRST TIME posted:It really does feel like "get off my lawn" rhetoric when people my age and even younger who weren't around for the Jordan era post on FB about how sick dunks were a real man's game, not like this pussy 3 point shooting poo poo these days. Speaking solely as a tiny white man, I love jump shooting and can't get enough of it
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Jun 14, 2016 03:22
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lol his mom helped him get a threeway
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Jun 14, 2016 03:24
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bows1 posted:What a goddamn half. GSW hitting their ridiculous threes but Bron showing up hard to make it a tie game. My lord I'm gettin the vapors! Apparently they decided to just take all the basketball out of the first four games and put it into this one.
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Jun 14, 2016 03:26
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vibratingsheep posted:Do yourself a favor and watch the entire Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Golden State Warriors series that came right before this one. trigger warning: seeing people get shook
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Jun 14, 2016 03:27
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Brolander posted:very carefully :iamafag:
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Jun 14, 2016 03:29
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R.D. Mangles posted:unironically hit them in the ballsack the only way to beat their offense... is to use it against them!
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Jun 14, 2016 03:32
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itsjustdrew posted:Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something? Pretty much. Three pointers require a great deal of skill, but dunks are physically overpowering and send a statement. Plus they're cool 
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Jun 14, 2016 03:33
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R.D. Mangles posted:vince carter dunked on a 7 foot frenchman so hard in the olympics that the guy killed himself, this is canon "SACRE BLEU JE MEURS"
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Jun 14, 2016 03:35
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Rasta_Al posted:Kevin Hart is in every movie now I feel trading him for Chris Tucker was a smart move imo
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Jun 14, 2016 03:36
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EvanTH posted:They he was drafted by the Knicks and the Bulls took Ron Artest one pick later this kind of makes me want to kill myself
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Jun 14, 2016 03:39
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General Dog posted:They should change the rules to where the defender explodes into gibs, Quake-style, when they get dunked on hard enough. They need to put this in NBA Jam. Afterwards you have to hot-swap someone in from your bench and you don't get the gibbed guy for the rest of the game.
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Jun 14, 2016 03:40
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:when are we going to get the kevin hart dramatic turn? maybe 1 year? its gotta be soon. They'll never turn Kevin Hart heel and you know it
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Jun 14, 2016 03:41
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itsjustdrew posted:OK, so dunk = making the defender / defending team your bitch. Got it, thanks lads. No worries! Also it's not always HA HA gently caress YOU, if there's a line towards the basket with no one in the way and you get the ball near it it's smart to dunk. There's actually less that can go wrong with a dunk than a layup because you're literally putting the ball directly in the basket, albeit at high speeds. But dunking over people owns
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