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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Bring back Yeoman Rand!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Star Trek also have first salamander sex

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Jul 13, 2004

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FilthyImp posted:

Actually Voyager is very progressive. It shows us that alien blacktinas, negroid Vulcans, cat pedophiles, autistic robochicks, holohumans, space Indians and Harry KIm can all become boring, bland honkeys.

If that isn't utopian and a fulfillment of MLKjr's vision, then I don't know what is mate.

Also the best Trek was the Futurama tribute episode.
"Fascinating, Captain. And logical also"

It doesn't matter who you are, what you believe, or where you came from; you're telling bad jokes while sipping replicated tea in a set of technicolor pajamas.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Merritt Butrick

Cythereal posted:

Well, the changes in the timeline had to have happened long before the Kelvin/Narada incident. If Kirk's dad was serving in Starfleet, the timelines were already different.

I think the whole ST09 event was a crossover between parallel timelines, and those two sections of spacetime were entwined by the red matter or some other goddamn bullshit

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Gammatron 64 posted:

That, or you could just say he's going to blow up a planet that we already know about and\or care about. Maybe not Earth, but something like Vulcan, Betazed, even Qo'noS. Something. Or something like "if this planet blows up, it will destabilize the region and maybe start a galactic war or some other very bad thing." The movie has pretty much no stakes whatsoever. As a member of the audience, I have to say "what are they even fighting for?"

Yeah, that was episode-level tension. I wouldn't have been surprised if they showed the Nexus in the sky of that same old village set full of people with wrinkly foreheads dressed in upholstery fabrics, all faux-panicking and running around the soundstage.

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And then sg-1 strolls in, surveying the ruined village.

What do you reckon happened here?

Brawnfire
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Delsaber posted:

Weird but alien is something I hope the new series isn't afraid to do with their races, assuming they have the budget for it.

Both visually and conceptually I think my ideal alien style would be somewhere between Farscape and a bunch of old sci-fi games like Star Control 2 and Master of Orion, updated for 2017, but retaining the eccentricities.

I want most of the aliens to be incomprehensible masses of waving fronds

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Jul 13, 2004

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MikeJF posted:

Potplant on a roomba, got it.

Oooh, I also want a Star Trek where there's so many synthetic life forms that they literally crowd out living sentients. Take the DATA SO SPECIAL thing and turn it on its head; there's so many of them it's obnoxious, and they all have their own particular idiosyncratic ways of being obnoxious

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Jul 13, 2004

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Rhyno posted:

Holy poo poo, fold down breast flap???

I can only hope the lining fabric is gold lame.


MikeJF posted:

I want a Trek where Deck 9 section 3 is vapour sulphuric acid atmosphere and section 5 is 400 degrees and deck 10 and 11 starboard are entirely submerged and etc

Well naturally you need a place for Kosh to live

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Jul 13, 2004

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OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Speaking of Romulans, I loving love TNG-era warbirds. They might be my favorite spaceship in anything.



Ditto. I really loved both the Ent-D and the Warbird, and had both models growing up. I would spend literal hours just slowly bringing them together with that "ccccccccchhh" spaceship sound. Picard expressing surprise aloud at how massive the thing is. Or the warbird slowly coming out of cloak and just... sitting there.

That was what I always loved. Romulan warbirds would drop their cloaking field and then sit, unmoving and malevolent. Gave me chills.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Subyng posted:

The way I see it warp is just the method of propulsion. So you can go to warp at the speed of walking.

Picard nods. "Make it so."

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Jul 13, 2004

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Pakpark! Pak! Pak! Pak-pak pak!

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Jul 13, 2004

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Baronjutter posted:

Hi co-stars sadly aren't posting in this thread, I was hoping for some good "shatner is an rear end in a top hat" anecdotes people know.
I'd also love some "crazy gene" stories if possible! I know he was quite the womanizer and horn dog but that' about it.

Between Shatner and Gene that production set must have been a nightmare

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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They should introduce an android named Gayta

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I don't think we deserve something as awesome as canon gay Spock. Its platonic goodness would be tarnished by the very act of coming into being.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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ST: COV

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The_Doctor posted:

In Starfleet, shipboard offences are considered especially heinous. In the United Federation of Planets, the dedicated crew who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Starship Victims Unit. These are their voyages.

:doink:

"Mr. Spock, you knew full well when you forced that meld on Valeris you could just call up Excelsior. So what was your real goal? Power? Dominance?"
"I--"
"ANSWER THE QUESTION, Mr. Spock! The meld was unnecessary, and you knew it... and yet you pressed on, through her suffering. You violated her. So I ask again... what did you want?"
"I just wanted to see inside her. Inside her mind. I never thought-- I didn't know--"
Spock looks around in panic, his steely Vulcan resolve melting into Human vulnerability.
"No further questions, Your Honor."

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I would like to see a Star Trek episode where the Enterprise travels to another planet to deposit cans on a planet that gives 10¢ instead of 5¢ per can

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BattleMaster posted:

I hated the first TNG uniforms anyway; something about the lack of a defined collar just makes them look like tight potato sacks.

Nothing looks less professional than a bare, scrawny neck. Especially on Picard. What a bad neck. Bad neck.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Mogomra posted:

In the future, civilization has evolved beyond petty neck opinions.

I don't care how evolved we are, no WAY am I taking orders from some dude looking like a bare dick

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Baronjutter posted:

Speaking of clothing, the costumes in trek are often pretty bad. Gene had some wierd ideas that pockets were somehow something that would be totally obsolete in his advanced utopia. Pockets are for THINGS and we've evolved past the need for things. Certainly no one has any need to carry around tools or bits of technology with them.

I think the first pocket on a federation uniform we saw were the cadet cargo pants in ds9?

Well, there were those incredibly ugly field jackets from the TOS films that went Full Pocket, to carry the microwave-sized scanners and stuff

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My bad star trek opinion is neelix rocks

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Schisms freaked me out

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Jul 13, 2004

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Dark Matter is like Papa John's pizza. It's not the best pizza, or even unique, but if I'm stoned and craving pizza, it's got everything I'm looking for at the moment.

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Nessus posted:

I remember this came up in the Romulan Way, too, but it was like a description of telepathic networks which was just really obviously analogous to BBSes if you knew what a BBS or Usenet was. Which, at the time that she wrote, might not have been very common knowledge, and is once again perhaps rarer than it used to be.

A planet where people can shitpost with their minds! No wonder Vulcan needed Surak.

Imagine, suddenly someone's whispering in your brain that you're a G__ D___ F_____ N_____ C___ while you're trying to enjoy an educational holoprogram or a quiet philosophical debate over Vulcan spice tea.

All you can do is go whining to the mind mods

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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I like the reading that Jules was normal, but his dad just couldn't accept that at all and built this narrative of his son being retarded to justify his actions.

Especially since his father clearly had his own struggles with being sub-par

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I want more defiance and I don't care who knows it

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Paradoxish posted:

Coincidentally, SG-1 is another show that had end-of-life ratings that a lot of shows would kill for nowadays.

Hahaha, I love that still. "Cancel this poo poo. We can do better."

...time passes...

"gently caress. gently caress gently caress gently caress FUCCCKKKKKKK"

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Jul 13, 2004

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

I'm not sure Data becoming some post-"human" consciousness merged with the Enterprise's main computer is entirely appropriate, given that whole "I wish to be human" phase he had for his entire life.

But the tons of holograms kind of seems to be Data's creepy overcompensation. Like, he's trying to be a dozen humans, doing human tasks, instead of just being a computer. That is very Data, and very weird.

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Nessus posted:

My interpretation of this stuff is that the entire cast are animated heavily by their anti-space-Chinese racism to the point of specifically seeking out the one neurotic white Englishman on the Triad Shipping Container Planet.

I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by taking a trip to Chinatown to chat with the artful loving dodger

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Jul 13, 2004

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nerdman42 posted:

Having seen only about half of both shows, what's generally considered more "anti" Star Trek: Farscape or Babylon 5

I'd say Farscape, it takes a lot of Star Trekky stuff and then goes in a completely different direction. Rampant mistrust between characters, lack of instantaneous travel, siding with villains... Babylon 5, however, seems like it was trying to be a nearer-future Trek series in many ways.

The one thing that Farscape definitely shares with Star Trek is APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T KEEP ANYONE OFF THE GODDAMNED SHIP

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Jul 13, 2004

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Powered Descent posted:

Good catch, can't believe I forgot about Little Green Men.

Also, I think they did a World War II thing in one of the big chunks of Enterprise I didn't watch, but for all I know that was like a parallel universe or an alien holodeck or something and doesn't count.


It was a parallel timeline, so yeah doesn't count.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

I sincerely hope you're joking.

So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Cat Machine posted:

Ehhhh TNG Keiko is definitely a rote nagging wife archetype but she's pretty chill and cool in DS9, right?? Plus O'Brien seems like the kind of guy who needs a challenging wife

It's a little weird that she calmed down when she STARTED teaching, it's usually the opposite.

Perhaps she finally changed her tune on weed in the botany lab.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Discovery better have a ton of F Bombs

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"Oh you know... I just realized, I forgot to take the window's polarization into account... so yeah, we're actually probably going to die, my bad."

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After The War posted:

I guess the day job is starting to wear off on me. I work for a group that represents folks who use hearing aids, cochlear implants, and other assistive devices, and Geordi presents a kind of visibility (no pun intended) that you don't see anywhere else. The thought of even one kid feeling less ashamed about their hearing aid (or whatever) because of Geordi's VISOR is pretty :unsmith:.

That makes me think a nearer-future Trek-style show would be kind of neat. Showing the future of hopeful tech development with characters who would be considered "disabled" in our time accomplishing acts of adventure and heroism the "abled" of today could only dream of. Even get into some of the physiological and mental disorders which are almost invisible in present-day due to stigma, and seeing them taking the reins of an exploratory vessel.

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Why cookie Rocket posted:

Every episode would be 90% "my ruby quartz lenses contain my optic blasts" speeches, but about brain medicine(s). Sounds like a hoot.

Good thing you're not a screenwriter, I guess?

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Jul 13, 2004

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I didn't really consider the culture angle, but I'm sure that will also change with easier and cheaper access to tech. If anything, providing the means to supplement the senses one is born with using tech should be less presumptuous than genetic manipulation in the womb.

But also, I'm thinking of the disorders that presently require round-the-clock medical care being so easily met with technological solutions that they could command a spacefaring vessel. That would be pretty inspiring, especially if it doesn't erase the original malady completely, but makes it a minor functional hurdle.

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