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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I was trying to "yes, and" you as they say in improv, guess I came across too serious!! Also the idea of differentiating estimation vs measurement is funny to me. I have failed.

I think we both just had a canadian standoff while trying to be nice to each other.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Zore posted:

The Saurus. Who got banned for being insanely racist when he had an absolute meltdown one day.

Anyone got a link to this?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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this combined with the floor pizza is great. what a loving lunatic.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Drunk Nerds posted:

I was always shocked by how much flak floor pizza caught.

They ordered pizza
They closed up the box and slid it under the bed
In the morning he opened it up and ate some more pizza

It's not the most hygenic thing to do, but jesus these people were like oozing stuff to make fun of, and SA latched on to that of all things. I always found it super meta that people who met on a board for obsessing about coming up with spin jobs about some autistic guy's minor actions got to get a taste of their own exact medicine.

This is america, you eat the whole pizza in one night or you don't eat the whole pizza at all.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm thinking it's possible Jewish dudes don't care about Chicago Dyke March.

What about the dutch?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't think he cares about Chicago Dutch March either.

I care.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

It's because you're in an air conditioned building

With cheap beer and there is likely going to be a fight. Snowbirds occasionally get some stuff right.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Basically we a) spend so much emotional energy on stabbing each other over Rangers and Celtic we have no energy for anything else and b) American Football has made us inherently suspicious of any sport involving the players dressing up in body armour like big sissies

Early hockey pads literally were suits of armor and the NHL had to make them put soft coverings on them because people would break jaws and poo poo by slamming people in the face with hard fiberglass elbowpad

http://stars.nhl.com/ext/pdf/NHL_UniformBooklet.pdf

"Post World War ll, felt and leather shoulder and elbow
pads began to be replaced by pads made of plastic and
fiberglass. The shoulder pads were similar to those
that had been developed for football. By the late 1940’s,
numerous players were being injured by this latest equipment
innovation. NHL President Clarence Campbell in
1950: “There is considerable support for the view that the
elbow pads and shoulder harnesses being supplied to
teams at the present time are taking on the appearance
and effect of heavy armor, which, while protecting the
wearer, is inflicting much more serious damage to opponents,
and obviously this cannot go on. It is completely
ridiculous for us to permit one player to protect himself
with a type of equipment which is constructed in a manner
which can injure another. In my opinion, the present
day elbow pad does not have anything like a sufficient
covering over the hard circular piece of fiber to afford any
appreciable resilience so as the minimize the risk of injury
to another player and the fact that we have had quite
a number of facial fractures from “elbowing” this current
year only serves to emphasize the necessity of eliminating
all dangerous equipment.”

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Hockey is definitely my favorite saga of the SA forums

it's fun and violent and I love it.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Pyf year you were born

420, I'm immortal.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
His next addition will be a soap dish with a button underneath it that unleashes a spring loaded gay man who's holding a bottle of red wine and a manicure set.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Absurd Alhazred posted:

And that man has bees in his mouth and when he opens his mouth the bees come out and sting you?

Nah you're thinking of the other soap dish that activates a rotating bookshelf that reveals a movie theatre audience that's standing up and clapping for you.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

She got arrested for throwing a pebble throw his window trying to get his attention.

This was after she put a WE SUPPORT COCK sign in his yard and then removed it so she ould color in the cock and return it

You got a thread link because I need some context as I don't know what the gently caress a greedo girl is.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

Thank you. This is a good read.

Edit: just got to the goat pictures. That thread has everything.

Spanish Manlove has a new favorite as of 16:10 on Jun 29, 2017

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

BiggerBoat posted:

This made me google this dude out of curiosity and it looks like he's STILL in the same basement bitching about the same things. Only now with a shaved head.

He's also insanely racist now and tried really pathetically to troll the trans thread a few years ago.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Kelp Me! posted:

What the hell is the 14 words, is that like some kind of spell

Are the KKK not lying when they call themselves wizards :ohdear:

It's the 14 part of 1488 and something about securing a future for white children. But yeah, pretty much a spell.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Glenn Quebec posted:

All I can muster about pick is an emphatic "who cares"

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Inescapable Duck posted:

One of these days I'm going to show up to a LARP as a filthy peasant with a pitchfork.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4sSpFhUYWk

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Aesop Poprock posted:

You've got stronger nerves than me if you're able to get through 10 seconds of that video before the guy who's filming it distracts all of your attention away from it with his heavy labored breathing

it's the only clip I could find :shrug:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Kelp Me! posted:

An excellent example of this is the dude who just ate a week's probation for melting down and posting wall-o-text Game of Thrones spoilers all over the forums. Same dude had an almost-identical meltdown when Game of Thrones started last year, too. Homeslice fell off the irony deep end and is now legitimately enraged by the idea of people unironically enjoying a popular TV show.

It's not really a meltdown but an old prank, a la Snape Kills Dumbledore or buying spoiler avatars for the top posters in the mass effect thread right when 3 came out as well as banner ads.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Garrand posted:

Sadly, Shine doesn't appear to have posted since mid January, so he's either left the forums, gone entirely silent (which seems unlikely), or something terrible has happened. I truly hope it's not the last one because he's always been one of my favorite mods and posters in general He had good advice for a lot of people (including me) in YLLS :(

He's still doing fine, a lot of people left SA this year.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Ghostlight posted:

I hope he is working out.

Like the grinch's heart, he grew three sizes this year.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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funmanguy posted:

No, don't.

They break the forums if you use them.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Kelp Me! posted:

what the gently caress is a tankie is that like someone who gets aroused by military vehicles

It is pretty erotic when an A10 penetrates a T-21.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Spanish Manlove throwing such a fit in QCS about GBS existing that he was blocked from even viewing GBS was a pretty great forums saga.

Anything above a full sentence is a meltdown obviously.

Also how did nooner get unbanned?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Skarsnik posted:

Goddamn I really loving hate that word

this is recursive

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Skarsnik posted:

You were an absolutely terrible mod and I honestly don't know why you stuck around afterwards

what did I do to you?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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purple death ray posted:

I don't actually think there are any good mods

any punishment is a bad punishment unless I also agree with it

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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steinrokkan posted:

lovely mods like you make everybody miserable by making their subforums terrible. You don't have to be biased against somebody personally for them to realize what a loving failure of a mod you are, and how thoroughly you deprave your forum of fun and content.

ah yes

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

steinrokkan posted:

lovely mods like you make everybody miserable by making their subforums terrible. You don't have to be biased against somebody personally for them to realize what a loving failure of a mod you are, and how thoroughly you deprave your forum of fun and content.

wait, you're still mad I told you to not argue about videogame feminism in a thread where I said "don't post about videogame feminism" ? The idea there was that if people earnestly started arguing instead of posting photoshops, then the thread would devolve from a weak photoshop thread and into yet another dumb thread for arguing.

I can see how people thought I was trying to make things terrible because I was actively trying to direct things away from there being a million threads about lena dunham being fat or letting dad gay so what post. I may have been over aggressive in the futile ideal of "stop being poo poo" and in hindsight realize what I wanted was impossible.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

steinrokkan posted:

I don't know what you talk about, I just remember that you were a self important rear end who closed popular threads just so you could restart them with you as OP, and that you gassed threads just because you thought they were unfunny, like a janitor banning people from entering a movie screening because the film is not funny enough.

As I've said yet before:

-Closing the threads was an attempt to get people out of megathreads. It was something I did in PYF as weekend halloween mod and thought it would work in GBS. It didn't, so I said "well look how easy it is to make a thread, that's more effort than anyone's offered up so far." and made the OSHA thread with the OP of alkjsfgakjhhdfcvhsa. It wasn't to get my name on a goldmined thread.

-Duh, that was the point.

-It's more like being the minimum wage bouncer only having as much clout as a janitor.

Got any other misremembered things I can clarify in a PM instead of you continuing to pass butthurt groupthink as facts?

EmmyOk posted:

Is this the greatest saga you have to be discussing right now? Please take any arguments to PMs :wooper:


Edit: just saw this. Got it, chief.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm pretty sure the enormous fat powerlifter was Louisgod.

Nope, pauli or something and he wasn't enormously fat.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Charles Bukowski posted:

"Follow my advice or you will die" is really excellent motivation for a doctor to provide. That's almost literally what my last specialist said and I've been doing good for that specific issue.

Louisgod being upset makes sense, the dude ate like 20 lbs of that stuff a month at least, didn't he?

Sizzlechest eat the bread.

Axemaniac was the pervert, not the powerlifter.

Axe was and is a cool, but dorky, dude and people always give him poo poo for those drawings he did over 16 years ago. The whole point of them was to be as literally hosed up as possible, but people don't put on 2001 era glasses and instead clutch their pearls here in the dystopian teens of the twenty first century when they look at a purposefully crude drawing meant for shear shock value. Yeah sure it wasn't good, or really all that funny, but you guys seem to clearly make up your own narrative that fits a perceived story without actually looking at the big picture or God forbid: what actually happened.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I pride myself on largely being a constructive, and/or polite poster, but what the gently caress.

Oh you sweet summer child.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Kelp Me! posted:

I had a doctor who gave me simultaneous prescriptions for Xanax and Adderall :downs:

Same, only I have to go to tiajuana every time I see him to reup my prescriptions.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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evobatman posted:

Look up "female bodybuilder clitoris" on xhamster.

Reading through this sentence feels like falling down a flight of stairs.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Bojacked Horseman

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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FactsAreUseless posted:

M R CRACKER is the only one I liked after T.T.

All of Drew's accounts have been gold.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

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Charles Bukowski posted:

Who is Drew? I loved m r cracker and i love frostys but I never knew it was a known individual. Is it wint? Are these all the same guy?

Drew aka the guy from Toothpaste for Dinner and Married to the Sea (of Pee Pee Doo Doo Bush is a Bad President fame)

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