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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Teddybear posted:

I think his logic was that he was a certain number of steps up the civilian contractor salary ladder, so that made him equivalent to the number of steps up the salary ladder for the army, since folks in the army often use the salary ladder code (E-2, O-4, whatnot) as shorthand for the rank.

GS does not quite work the same way.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Using the rank codes in the military afaik is to make it simple to compare ranks across branches and even across NATO countries. A US Army Captain, a Navy Captain, a german Hauptmann, and a french Capitaine are not necessarily the same rank (especially the navy guy) but may well work jointly. If you’re a contractor you’re uh... probably never ever going to be giving commands to any military’s personnel so... kinda seems like Zuckerberg pretending to be a four star general.

Even in the US, it’s not like GS has separate officer and enlisted ranks, just steps and grades.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I mean, maybe don't repeat a word over and over again if it's time for it to be gone from the lexicon?

This was in like 2011 or 12, and poo poo moved kind of fast on that one.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Oh, my bad.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

pentyne posted:

Haven't seen it mentioned in a long time, but does anyone remember

- TFR guy, hardcore ex marine solider who talked up PTSD and military respect every chance he could, raged against the stolen valor assholes. Had stories on stories and about how hard life was after Fallujah coming back as a civilian or something. Also had a huge hate on gays and trans people

- Actual US Marine goons did search of the internal Marine database looking for him as a current or former enlisted member. No results
- Found his OKCupid profile where it was tons of moto stuff like "I have PTSD, sometimes if we are walking I will immediately cross the street because of something I saw. Deal with it or don't bother messaging me
- Eventually found out said uber-marine was a regular guy with no military background at all, was dating a trans girl who was also a webcam girl and found tons of photos of him and her with cutesy poses and messages about how in love they were.

IRQ I think? He could talk the talk about little poo poo really well, like bitching about MyPay and all that so he fooled people for a while.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Can someone give me the rundown on Fecal Lasagna? I don’t think I’ve ever heard what the original story is, just the name thrown around.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Antivehicular posted:

The 4-dimensional t-shirt chess is pretty fantastic, as is the fact that McNally set up a Cafepress store with his photo for people who absolutely need it plastered on commemorative gear.

I’m probably gonna but one when I get paid, not gonna lie.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Does anyone have a link to it any highlights from the 2008 dollfucker thread?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

You’re the best, thanks. Time to read some weird poo poo.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Mousepractice posted:

Didn't the porn performer in the shoot also have one hosed-up foot, like one giant toe instead of five normal toes? I vaguely remember a bunch of goons getting run off her official forum for asking about her "mangled hoof," but I might be thinking of someone else. Can't remember her name, or if it was ever actually confirmed that she had a hoof.

Next Door Nikki, according to the SAclopedia entry for “frog”.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

necroid posted:

I'm still on page 648/3274 of the /r/relationships thread and you can be really insufferable, did you calm down? You seem ok otherwise


Oh it gets so much worse when she wants it to.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

There are threads where you can just jump in. This is a strength of SA. Relationships, trump, aug, etc.

If you have the time, r/relationships is totally worth catching up on, just skim the dumb slapfights.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

BiggerBoat posted:

Somebody was asking for the dollfucker threads a few pages back and Kevin is still online and still...STILL going on about LINUX and Squeeze. It's fascinating.

https://alexatilbrook.org/

Did he lose a shitload of weight? He has a picture of himself on there and he doesn’t look like old trapezoid mouth.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Len posted:

Anyone know whatever happened to the EN thread where a goons wife graduated college (paid for by the goon) and immediately started working towards a divorce? She was telling friends and family how abusive he was etc and somehow discovered that he was posting about the situation here on SA

Was that SpaceMoose? Or at the very least, a dude with a space moose avatar?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

andrew smash posted:

Does anybody have the post where he offered to fight any goon troop who wanted to, and guaranteed he would win because he successfully completed wrestling camp

Are you sure you’re not mixing it up with Caro wanting to box a cop?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

barbecue at the folks posted:

I've been reading the Front Page and lurking since high school, so... somewhere around 2004, I guess? You gotta spend time on the internet somewhere and every other place nowadays is a parade of shitguzzling teenage Nazis microdosing anime or something.

Perhaps the Greatest Saga are the friends we made along the way :allears:

Yeah, I was reading the front page in 2004. I didn’t move on to lurking the forums til 2008, but then I read the dollfucker thread and was hooked.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

luxury handset posted:

it is really not fun to play at all. it's the difference between laughing at people's creepy sex ideas from behind glass, over the internet, and going into someone's basement so they can describe their creepy sex ideas to you personally in an angry whisper

From my understanding from reading some people reviewing it to mock it, resolving any combat or non-combat event in FATAL would take an absurd amount of time. The rules are bizarrely number heavy for someone’s hosed up wank material.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Third World Reggin posted:

rest in piece video game griefing thread

Anybody have a link to it? There was good poo poo in there.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Yesssss. You rule, thank you.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Spanish Manlove posted:

TFR's contribution to that was fantastic

Didn’t AI have someone cook one in an engine?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

syscall girl posted:

:argh:

...nourish

scampi

I’m very glad to not be the only person that hates the word “nourish”.


Forage also annoys me for some reason.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

cock hero flux posted:

there's also that goon who tried to cut his own head off with a tablesaw and the other one who got high on crack and set himself on fire, both of whom seem to have ultimately decided to stop doing things of that nature

I think one of them was Enfield?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Mammal Sauce posted:

Yes, and the tablesaw was Ride the Gravitron (aka Volume).

Ha, I was trying to remember which one it was so it’s good to know they were one and the same.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Mammal Sauce posted:

poo poo lasagna?

Fecal Lasagna, iirc. Having the right internet keywords might help the digging.

BiggerBoat posted:

Some guy has a YouTube channel up called "Classic Something Awful" that was mildly amusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIc9CNKIr6w

Not much content, short videos and he bitches a lot about lack of views but it was a decent enough listen at work. He's covered Dollfucker, Two Worlds, the gross weird fake room mate story, FF7 house. Wonder which user it is?

I remember reading that as a lurker in college and it’s part of why I’ll always love SA.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

The only Croation horror I can think of is Sweaty Fatbeard’s posting history.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Jaguars! posted:

You guys got my hopes up that BotL was gone for good.

Seriously, he was the worst. He took this turn where he would be super contrarian and just hate everything while doing the SMG psuedointellectual thing. The best part is when he would do it in a long-lived thread like the Book Barn Joe Abercrombie thing and you could just look at his history in the thread to see him talking about how much he liked it a year or two before.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I’m pretty sure the first time I heard jamming poo poo up your dickhole referred to as “sounding” was in that horrifying thread someone made in E/N about their brother who was addicted to it and was giving himself UTI’s bad enough to do permanent damage by using bike pump needles and the like.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

El_Elegante posted:

a different goon who also described gender studies in their suicide note? Think hard now on this backpedal.

That’s the one I thought of when he made the first post. Dude went and had some kind of weird fight with the cops, bolted, and then jumped off an overpass while on the run from something that would have been a misdemeanor while leaving behind some kind of weird LF as Hell note. Not sure if it mentioned gender studies but I remember thinking it was terminally online. Would have been in 2012 or 2013.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Slippery posted:

the canonical list of annoying podcast ads is as follows (no particular order)

Bombas socks
Casper mattresses
Squarespace
Blue Apron
Audible.com
Legalzoom

additions welcome of course

Does Adam and Eve still advertise on every podcast?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

The current mock thread has none of the weird stalkerish poo poo. It's mostly a chat thread for like fifteen people where we also posted bad comics to laugh at.

I always loved a good mock thread before it ate itself. I lurked CAD mock threads for years before I regged (the first one had the most fantastic timing, it was posted like two days before Loss came out and everyone just lost their poo poo about it).

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Everyone who likes Night Vale and has never listened to Joe Frank needs to fix that right now.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Fixed that for you.

You’re correct.

Googling him to listen to some of his stuff informed me he died a year ago. :rip: Dude was a phenomenal talent both voice-wise and being able to craft spectacular imagery and tone.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Yeah, I still remember the first thing I ever heard from him: a monologue about how he's started worshiping a hole in his wall.

That's it. No supernatural twist, no crazy cult, just him calmly talking about the weird-yet-mundane rituals used to praise a hole in a wall.

I don't know how long I listened. It could have been five minutes, it could have been an hour, I have no idea because I was utterly rapt. Dude was amazing, he will be missed.

I heard his K2 one and the “no more, my lord” one on the same day when I was in high school and yeah, it just pulls you in. Gonna buy me a membership to his site and listen to his stuff all night tonight.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

purple death ray posted:

SA still has issues sometimes but Lowtax's spine has been absorbing any donations for a while I imagine

I dropped 70 bucks into the Lowtax’s Spine and Hosting Fund last month via redtexting random people. This place has been so great at entertaining me over the past decade I figured it’s the least I could do. There’s so much weird internet history here.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

fool_of_sound posted:

Someone posted a unique user graph in QCS a while back. Basically the forums peaked in like 04-05, and there was a big drop off in about 13-14 as a bunch of people who only posted in the Let's Play forum moved to Twitch. It's been fairly steady since then.

13-14 was also when GBS was made into a FYADlite which I’m pretty sure drove away a fair amount of traffic.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Speaking of sagas, exactly how long has the "blame GBS for the falling number of users" trope been limping along?

I mean, there was a major change to one of the largest forums at about the time things dropped off. I know it turned me off of that subforum for a while until I got used to it. After a month or two it leveled off into a pretty good time but I have no doubt it put off some people.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Are there any current monomaniacal special interest posters who will automatically show up in a thread if certain subjects are mentioned?

I remember for a period of time just mentioning "gun control" magically summoned Le Jackal to any thread, regardless of sub.

More recently there was that transphobic guy, handle was 8-bit something or other, I think, who whenever transgender people came up would have to barge in and go on and on with "Actually, and I'm just asking questions, but, :biotruths:..." until I think he finally ate a ban.

MageMage was kind of funny for searching “tranny” to Kramer in and correct people on using a transphobic slur (which is fine) but not reading before he posted and getting an av+redtext for jumping in on a car discussion about transmissions.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

jobson groeth posted:

Makes sense, how could you really know what the transmission identifies as?

Grip the stick, wander your hands, and see what happens?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Memento posted:

I could have sworn Poptart Fairy did exactly the same thing.

Yeah, but who can keep up with Poptart Fairy’s redtexts- magemage had Dunson as their av and the commensurate redtext for half a decade.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

VanSandman posted:

The only redtext I ever got was for being a white noise poster back in like '08. Which is still mostly true, I suppose. I wonder how many otherwise active members are mostly silent?

... you knew you were gonna get redtexted when you posted that, right?

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