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Jerry Cotton posted:I may have got this wrong (from outside sources at the time) but wasn't the dragon porn deviant Christmas guy some other goon that decided to do the Christmas thing one year and everyone just conflated him with the first Christmas guy? Feel free to correct me. Yeah, the deviantart furry dragon-dicker is TheGlavwen, who jumped on it like, a couple years after the original 'advent calendars' and managed to gently caress it up so badly that nobody wanted to touch the whole thing since. On the topic of Azure_Horizon, the main callout of him was from Brooklyn Bruizer, who is an equally creepy motherfucker who liked to order Emma Watson rape fanfics.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Is that the guy who ran the super creepy forum too? This is SA, you'll have to narrow that down. 
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madeupfred posted:Oh Jesus. Sorry all. No no, that's okay, You're not alone in making this mistake in the thread. I think there's been about 8 different people accusing him of being TheGlavwen throughout this thread.
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It's a pretty great example of the 'crazy people don't think they're crazy' thing.
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There was a big donation drive to help a goon with kidney problems, I think? Kyle's Kidney Krusade or something equally 2004-era SA named. Edit: I was fairly close: https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=943
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Actually I think by tonight I think I'll have a "pyf lp" thread, but I have a question. Probably the easiest would be 24p, bold "Talking about drama is ok, bringing drama into the thread isn't" or something.
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Kelp Me! posted:wow rude come up with your own material d00d She threatens to leave him over every little thing.
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Palpek posted:Come on man, don't cut out 'jokingly'. "im not owned! im not owned!" he continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transform into divorce papers
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Alaois posted:I hate the comic book Saga there i said it Lying.
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Isn't that literally why Lowtax left gamespy/planetquake or something?
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Yeet posted:I think it was right around the time I joined that our friend Kuuenbu had this great meltdown and spawned the "no you shut the gently caress up dad" line. Apparently the guy hosted some stuff on GBSFM and his dad interrupted, and goons found out he was 25 years old. I don't know what it is about GBSFM, but we sure attract the weirdos. Kuuenbu came into irc one day all elated to share a photo he'd taken of a poo poo he'd done, because "It looked like a phoenix". Yeah. The guy is industrial strength autistic, and not in any kind of 'haha funny' way. I think Fire was a regular for a while as well, until we banned them for being an absolute shed.
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Ah, I remember that. The EVE Online/ArcheAge saga where it all ended with Tokaii going "YOU KNOW IN MY DAY IT WASN'T SO BAD TO gently caress CHILDREN, I WAS A COP IN CHICAGO" and got himself perma'd. Good times.
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Why is your idea of 'sexy Elsa from frozen' a plastic doll that someone has taken a hot iron to the crotch to? Should we call the police on Elsa?
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BexGu posted:Gah, now I have a mental image trying to figure which was more pasty white: the cheese or the bodies. 
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Kuuenbu is absolutely 100% autistic, too. Not even as some kind of 'haha, you're autistic because you're dumb' but the legitimate, doctors note kind. His parents really hosed up him because 'MY SON PRECIOUS AND NOT BAD' so he never had a loving chance to learn any kind of social graces. Not that I think that'd make a difference, because god knows we tried to help him back when he was a gbs-fm regular and DJ, but there's only so many times you can keep talking to a brick wall before you realise you're being an idiot. Kuuenbu once decided that a poo poo he took looked a lot like a phoenix and decided that needed to be photographic evidence and decided to share that with the gbs-fm IRC. That GIVE ME THE MIC bit is from one of his DJ 'shows' back in the day, he'd mistakenly taken someone elses dj slot in the schedule and instead of going 'oh poo poo, my bad' decided the prudent course was to just keep going and proceeded to have a major freakout when people got mad at him for it. Brokebrains as gently caress. He just wanted to listen to some metal. 
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I'm sure Kuuenbu's been banned, there's just no way he wouldn't have exploded on someone for whatever reasons, including LOUDNESS WARS because holy poo poo the dude cares a LOT about music engineering and 'WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS LISTEN TO REALLY LOUD BASS IN THEIR MUSIC' or whatever. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3581492&pagenumber=143&perpage=40#post434842912 Spanish Manlove doing the lords work.
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CannonFodder posted:So in the infamous "No you shut the gently caress up dad" episode there's like a minute of dead air where kuuenbu muted the feed. Someone extracted that one area and turned up the gain far enough that we could hear what was going on. Honestly, a part of me feels real bad for Kuuenbu, because he never stood a real chance, inbetween his parents a) divorcing then getting back together, b)them opting for 'swaddle the precious, what if they get hurt' and, primarily really, c) industrial goddamn strength autism. There's a lot of gbs-fm regulars, admins and mods that tried to help him over the years, but ultimately it was all for nothing because we're not really the people he'd listen to, or we're drowned out by all the other poo poo around him. His dad in that voiceclip is the sole voice of reason, I know for a fact a LOT of goons in chat were egging his meltdown on by either purposefully voting his show down or talking to him in IRC to make him freakout harder. I don't think I ever did poo poo like that, but it's something like 12 years ago at this point, I just hope I wasn't that kind of a shithead to someone who really only needed friends and social connections to level out. This is kindof beside this point, but Kuuenbu doesn't have an indoor voice, regardless of how many times people have told him he doesn't really need to talk at full volume at all times on VOIP or during call-ins to other DJ shows, it just never made it into his skull that what he wants to talk about, at full volume, isn't the same as what's currently in discussion. Edit: it's a constant battle between 'I could've done more for him' and 'Theres really nothing I could have done, realistically' is what I'm saying.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh is that why there is/was the "no poop talk" rule? I would love to say that was the only reason, but I'd be lying. It's a big reason for it, but there have been an alarming amount of Bristol Stool Chart discussions over the years.
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Powaqoatse posted:Tbh what else could you expect with from a station called GBS-FM? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8g_eFpQQcI
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I don't have that, but I do have SEA PATROL https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757384 Such a wonderful view into the mind of someone who really, really, really loving hates those fuckin' sport divers. Edit: it's a loving shame none of the pictures work for me, maybe it's just tinypic being poo poo.
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sneakyfrog posted:this is my current basically finished (almost) forums saga. No loving way...
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DICK DICER posted:This came from the thread that spawned Mr Cardigan, I believe it was titled MSPAINT Childrens Stories You are the wind beneath my loving wings, you are.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Listen, bro. Bro. Okay, listen. Okay? Listen. It's called ketosis. You eat a lot of hot dogs, and like, your body changes. Because of the hot dogs. Okay? Please don't try to kill Mister Bibs, he can't help it.
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Yeah, I really needed the mental image of bond strapped to a table as a giant hotdog is pushed out of a cannon at him.
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I think we went over the Advent Calender stuff back at the start of the thread someplace, but in short: There were two different people who made Advent Calender threads, the first one is Bulmer, who says things like 'oh gosh' and is disturbingly normal and makes silly songs about things and lives in Manchester. The second is TheGlavwen, a welshman, whose wife draws furry porn that looks like its purpose was to make airbrushed van-art look like a Rembrandt masterpiece. The latters advent calendar thread had a very short life before someone looked closer at the images and realised they were hosted on the op's own hosting and went looking around and found all the furry porn. No, I don't have any links because I can't be arsed to look through archives. Edit: speaking of weird fucks who've showed up here, who was it that got found having photoshopped pictures of kids to transformation porn? I only have a memory of one picture where they crudely photoshopped a snout on some poor kid. Keru has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Jun 28, 2018 |
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I Said No posted:If that dude reined himself in a bit his stories would be a lot more bearable. As they are, he talks himself up so much and talks his "opponent" down so much in the stories, the net effect is something like Superman stomping Gollum's balls over and over for two hours. You forgot to mention the part where he's constantly staring at the reader while masturbating about how hot and pregnant his wife is, or someone elses wife is.
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Ghostlight posted:VVA's complaints were more of a Lawful Good nature. Please do not try to summon Landerig.
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Ronwayne posted:I can't find it, but apparently FATAL had a theme song, self performed by the author, which someone described as "cookie monster getting tangled in a drum kit and falling down the stairs." I didn't know Merzbow wrote FATAL
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BiggerBoat posted:Just to get back on track a little, was there ever a D&D or RPG related SAga on the forums? Seems to me there'd almost have to be but I don't remember one. There was the hilariously terrible goon ShadowDragon8685 who had a meltdown in the long-running Battletech Let's Play thread, because people 'voted wrong' when we were picking what scenario to play next  He actually reported people for voting against his preferred scenario because he is a genuinely terrible human being, who later ragequit mid-scenario because he was playing so goddamn awful he nearly got a Big Important Character killed by being an inveterate coward. There's a pastebin, which I can't find now, of his 'antics' where he goes to great lengths to suck himself off about how great he is at Battletech, but that's not very interesting to read if you're not already very interested in Battletech. He really loved using big words to sound smart as well. Sanguine has become a thread in-joke because of this.
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Telsa Cola posted:Someone post that battletech pastebin please. It's probably auto-culled from pastebin by now, it'd be like 6 years old or something. Mostly it was him being an overly argumentative, smug twat who got his poo poo pushed in anytime he wasn't facing the really terrible bots that you could play against in MegaMek (a pretty decent tool for running Battletech games in). Edit: I will say this, he is very easy to find with some googling, as he's always used the same name, ShadowDragon8685. 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:drat, I missed the dunking on ShadowDragon session Thank you so much for this, Malachite. I knew one of you fuckers would have the pastebin of him stroking himself off to his 'optimal 'mech build' nonsense.
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snoo posted:there's still time a man sits in the destroyed remnants of a Parisian catacomb, clutching a broken syringe in his hands, he cries "But there was time! There was time now!
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I've been looking for something all over the internet and I think this might be the best place to ask if anybody knows where to find it. Got you covered: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/426156421428674562/644443990791421952/versus_the_falling_news_lady.mp3 Vocaroo public link, if the discord one doesn't work: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ONpTjfqAKW Jerry Cotton posted:Have you tried asking gbs-fm? 
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