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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


hillary clinton, presidential brandidate

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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


eh, would've been better as

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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

beep by grandpa posted:

Okay I really don't understand, what is the significance of performing a tribute song to an artist who just died but dressed as a losing presidential candidate?

because the real tragedy of this election is not the violence emboldened racists will commit, or the millions of muslims who will be forced to register with homeland security, or complacency with rape culture, or the continuing march toward global climate collapse. its that hillary clinton will feel bad for a few days because her lifelong dream of signing off on drone strike...will never come true. hallelujah

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Lord of Pie posted:

White women cared enough to vote for the most pumpkinesque candidate

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

all that's holding u.s. white nationalism back is style

i mean the kkk is the epitome of wearing white after labor

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


GitHubris

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Cnut the Great posted:

I still don't understand who they are. What are their numbers, what are their demographics, who are their leaders, how are they organized, etc.?

read gbs archives from a dozen years ago and extrapolate the worst case progression of thin-irony-veneer racism to the present

its just neonazis too goony to go organize at rallies or lovely band shows

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I don't know about poo poo bands but they totally have rallies. Like, the guys who gather and shout 'heil hitler' are upset we call them nazis.

right, but thats a more recent development because of the growth of the movement and normalization. it (until recently) was the pretense of irony and substitution of repurposed internet culture language and memes instead of overt nazi symbols that allowed it to pass on reddit, etc., and develop this bullshit brand. thats what allowed it to attract people whod otherwise be hesitant to organize with nazis even if they share the same prejudices, as opposed to something like stormfront. now that it has momentum you pull the cover off and people go "oh, i always thought i preferred coke to pepsi but here i am chugging pepsi. guess im a pepsi person afterall" only the pepsi is nazis

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Peanut President posted:

I'd rather get caught reading Teen People or whatever than Jac-"Farmers and factory workers should be purged from the left"-obin.

lol what is this projection. did you confuse jacobin with vox or something

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

That can't be right I wasn't alive then

Or did people just manufacture a pisschrist controversy (pisschristoversy?) in like 2004 over 20-year old pee?

80s but it persevered as a conservative meme throughout the 90s and 00s every election cycle to bring up the national endowment for the arts and extrapolate to defunding anything and everything imaginable

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

my hillman friends on fb are either melting down about bernie stealing the limelight or giving trump free publicity, as if no one would be aware of trump tweets if not for bernie on cspan

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

IHOP are garbage experts so im gonna trust their judgement on this one

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

kool-aid doesnt discriminate, it gives diabetes whether youre white, black, ga

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Lumpy the Cook posted:



They gotta reboot everything these days, huh?

google looking heightist and speciesist in comparison to 25 y.o. burger king. 90s were woke af

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

otoh the smart kid was a white dude and lets just admit we all wanted to be kid vid whos the same

e: also lol i never knew his name was wheels

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

just to be clear mgs this supposed great game for non brokebrain people is the series with the woman soldier who wears a g string and cant talk and a big plot twist of a guy getting betrayed by his own arm right?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

We never see a shitter in "Star Wars". Did constipation lead to authoritarian rule? Is the Kessel Run that weird walk you do when a turd is crowning?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

get that OUT of my face posted:

reminder that beyonce's clothing line was made by impoverished, worked-to-death women in sri lanka

in the 90s kathy griffin was exiled from public stage for using child labor. today she would be a woke role model

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Buca di Bepis posted:

the lactation rooms at MCO have a shelf for you to put a laptop on right next to an outlet so they're clearly intended to be private jackoff huts as well

either that or its a "yeah you can feed your child but you better still be working" thing

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


first the unabomber and now this

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

dont drink brands you dillweeds

water (~ethically sourced~) coffee tea and when youre bulking for the revolution milk from the animals you tend in your survival bunker

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Peanut President posted:

Is Iced Tea okay this is important.

no, bc the only real ice tea is sweet tea so sweet the sugar precipitates as it cools, which is unfortunately against the code. sweet tea i miss you one day well find a cure

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


muslim_dark_ages_timeline.jpg but with harry potter snow crash neolib virus

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


is it ok for guys to continue not to buy axe because of their decades of ads objectifying women no matter how woke they pretend to be now

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Dapper_Swindler posted:

probaly because ww2 while way more black and white also had genocide(plus captain america movie did it sorta)

ww1 also had genocide, although not according to wonder woman

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

FuzzySkinner posted:

They always rant about "White feminists" or something to that effect.

Yet..I think they're the whitest motherfuckers ever. They just like to drop the "POC" lingo because it makes them look fashionable, cool without actually having to do anything.

My fave is rich middle aged white women complaining about race-deaf bros then attaching a gif of a black woman doing something "sassy" and dismissive from tokenizing reality TV.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


how many world wars did Grace Campbell stop? :donut:

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

FuzzySkinner posted:

I'd like to do a bingo or a checklist of these type of people. Like if there was a straw man, how would they look?

What you just mentioned is certainly one of them. A donut by the person's name, #resist, using the term "POC" repeatedly, The Bernie Bro Ken Doll would be another, Referencing Harry Potty/Game of Thrones, would be another.

equivocating progressivism with consumption lifestyle/brands/entertainment
trump day #
after day of awful news "I need this" with snap of fancy cocktail or foodie meal
treats slate/vox/nyt opeds like academic research
can tell you nothing about US history from 1813-1941 except that Lincoln and WW1 happened somewhere in there

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

the only reason hungry people are ever fed are the charitable donations of hollywood millionaires. the system works

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Laphroaig posted:

*jumps into the pit trap*

trying to erase sisko, one of the actually good captains from one of the good shows, makes me irrationally angry

a lot of branded #wokism is erasing the history of struggle for justice even in prior commercialized forms, partly because much of the history is dissonant with how brands are attempting to usurp it (e.g., the connection between civil rights movement and socialism), but often just because it allows recycling the publicity of the same token advances over and over in more and more brand-friendly, unradicalized versions. i mean ive had people seriously tell me beyonce is the first black woman music star

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


lol

i wonder if coke will sponsor my terror cell

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


surprise, trickle-down social justice works just as well as trickle-down economic justice does

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

@dril and boniface

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


Refn walking dead reboot carl lookin good

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

dont mind hovercraft, like a lot of yospos engineers he resents someone who actually achieved things in their life

me too

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

the counterpart to #woke brandedness: people melting down about their brand not being up-its-rear end #woke enough

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/940053555813027842

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


lol, literally thatsthejoke.jpg

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

i used to consider myself pretty sjw but i cant imagine what sort of social interactions are acceptable to these people

obviously except for class exploration and condescension, which is a.ok. because those dumb dirty fingernail simpletons need our guidance

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


all culture 1960-2010 was rooted in greenwich village in the late 50s

all culture 2011-1000 after the donald was rooted in gibbis in the early 00s

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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

oh good, finally a thread where i can read lots of pizza opinions. this is a unique and valuable service to the forums

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