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Pontius Pilate posted:A perfect illustration of why the tiger is overrated. A good tank is a tank that is there where you need it and the basement of a residence is not ideal for strategic mobility. Would you rather have it down in the basement leaking all over the newspaper you put down, or piddling on your expensive rugs? Besides, basements cure JABOs.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 23:07 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 00:26 |
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Monocled Falcon posted:I want to troll some wehraboos: buy one of those fancy model kits for some obscure nazi tank and paint it up as captured by the Soviets. This thing, not captured so much as "original Soviet markings", and a datacard with the details of this one. You can always reverse this as well. my dad posted:military-historical complex Zamboni Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Aug 2, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 17:52 |
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Hogge Wild posted:what are you shortening to 'op'? High-low Speed-drag Operator
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 18:52 |
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Taerkar posted:No, 93 tons is approaching "No bridge can handle this, and neither can many roads" territory Much less mud/snow/sand/other places that tanks are expected to operate. gently caress, how many are you gonna be able to airlift per plane? Or y'all just going to kick back and wait for sealift? Zamboni Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Aug 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 19:55 |
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MrMojok posted:Sorry, was tanks trying to maneuver around to shoot each other in the rear end not a real thing? DC, actually. The Haunted Tank Wikipedia posted:As the Haunted Tank fights from Africa to the European Theater of Operations, the crew goes through several M3 tanks. When their latest M3 is destroyed, the crew scavenge spare parts and wreckage from a "tank graveyard" to build themselves a new tank, known as the "Jigsaw Tank",[2] which serves them from that point. This tank has a modified Russian T-34 Hull, a Christie Suspension System and a Russian Y2 12-Cylinder diesel engine of 500 H.P. the nearly 15 foot track gives this rolling jigsaw puzzle excellent traction and it is capable of speeds up to 21 m.p.h. Also mentioned is how, after being equipped with an M4, General Sherman's ghost was assigned to the crew. If you want more factually-correct WWII-era cartooning, find stuff by Bill Mauldin, who voluntarily transferred from quartermasters back to the infantry, so he could keep his accuracy (of art and humor) up.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 21:36 |
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FAUXTON posted:Legwear ain't poo poo but britches and hose
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 23:19 |
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OwlFancier posted:As a side note I think I found my favorite word, Russian for "infantry who ride on tanks" is "tankodesantniki" The proper English translation is "ablative armor".
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 18:05 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:What are the odds that the snipers aimed at the loophole were just being nice at the moment and took the coin as an opportunity to remind the enemy what they could do if they chose? "All right you assholes, listen up! We got new orders from Division, no sniping field-grades *period*. Seems if we do it, those guys will as well and our REMFs ain't happy being team target. "This means *you*, Wisbouwski! Yeah, I've seen your artwork of the Colonel with the bullseye on his crotch, you're lucky he hasn't else you'd be out there clearing mines with your tongue..."
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 22:28 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:Now I want a TV show or something where the main character is a 17th century musician who's lute is also his musket. Il Musicista, starring Antonio Banderas as a lutist who's also an avenging killer.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 19:13 |
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Polyakov posted:With the talk about mechanical fire control i thought id try to outline a basic part of how one works by using a targetting problem to illustrate. (Maths ahead, i apologise if it feels patronising, i tried to keep it as accessible as possible)
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 21:01 |
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Boiled Water posted:Even if you could drop all the food how would it lead to surrender? I'm imagining "drop food -> ??? -> surrender". Thousand-bomber raids of max-load B-29s, round-the-clock. Frozen turkeys. Lt. General Lester Nessman, USAAF
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 17:53 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Speaking of, here's Admiral Benson. Why do you have a picture of Sam Elliot there?
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 17:45 |
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HEY GAL posted:yes he does-- it's under all his posts, same as the rest of the plat-havers Doesn't show if you're not plat, through. Besides, he's a mod now, he can communicate through Divine Decree.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 19:41 |
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Anzio:
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 23:14 |
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Oh hey, MacArthur discussion
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 21:37 |
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Hey, remember that discussion a while back about a plan to launch V-2s at sea? Someone decided to do something similar! A quote so understated you'll cry posted:While USS Midway was still moored at Norfolk, the carrier’s damage control teams practiced all eventualities of what might possibly go wrong. Based on interviews with German personnel secured during the “Paperclip” operation, it was felt that the worst case scenario was what was termed “IFTC” (Ignition with Failure-To-Clear) when the V-2’s engines would successfully start but, for whatever reason, the missile would not generate sufficient thrust to take off, thumping back down onto the launcher and exploding. The Germans said that this happened numerous times during WWII, usually with negative results to nearby structures or personnel. Anyone who's seen film/video of IFTC V-2 launches is now going at that "negative results" line. Yeah, that might be a bit negative. If it's true to the Midway's specs, that's 3.5" hardened steel. Looks like I'm gonna be pissing away a lot of time on this site...
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 21:30 |
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Alchenar posted:To a degree, but the Korean war is where NATO encounters the AK47 as a standard infantry rifle while our guys are all equipped with semi-automatics and realises 'oh gently caress we need to up our game fast'. No, most of what was encountered was World War Two surplus, just like our poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 18:24 |
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OwlFancier posted:I'm familiar with the propensity of anti-aircraft designers to just glue four of an already good gun together, I just... didn't really think anyone would try it with a 40mm bofors gun. Next step is Ontos II using eight GAU-8 Avengers. :ork101:
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 22:03 |
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Tias posted:Since I know we have some military hardware spergs( God bless every one of you!): All of the Steel Panthers rebuilds (SP: World At War (Matrix), SPMBT/SPWW2 (Shrapnel)) have sometimes-odd results like this at times, based on my experience. ("Sure, that one Soviet sniper that wasn't spotted or suppressed will assault that Panther going through his hex... and destroy it. And do the same to two other tracks that followed yeah gently caress you game, gently caress you.")(Happened in multiple games, too. SPWW2 ) Or the SPWAW Barbarossa campaign I tried, where lucky 60mm mortar hits would make a top-turret hit on my PzIIIs and kill 'em dead.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 20:20 |
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WTF - WWII Dutch shipwrecks disappearing from the Java Sea. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37997640 Diver Vidar Skoglie says that the wrecks were towed to Surabaya and sold as scraps (site in Dutch).
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 18:47 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:Yeah, but what do the Iraqis/Afghans do with them? Surely they can't keep them all locked up indefinitely, but there's no enemy nation (that they acknowledge) to send them back to, and the conflict's still going, so what do they do with them? Actually, sometimes that (if they've really pissed someone off), sometimes ransomed out (if someone is willing to pay), sometimes straight-up released (maybe by friends, maybe by the compassionate, I expect more by "I'm sick and tired of looking at this rear end in a top hat"), and occasionally, uh, just kinda forgotten and ignored.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 18:42 |
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JcDent posted:It was apparently from a Hezbollah column that also included T-54s and Kornet missiles on quadbikes. Someone's been watching The Delta Force a little too much, I see. Or maybe MegaForce.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 18:50 |
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OwlFancier posted:M113s are cool though, it's
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 19:58 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:When you think about it, theres not a lot the Nazis didn't ruin. Yeah, they would have managed to ruin bagpipes. At some point, some bright boy would have created an armored vehicle for them, probably converting captured Bren Carriers or Goliaths/Kettenkrads or something. And everyone knows that bagpipes are traditionally an infantry weapon...
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 19:58 |
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Baron Porkface posted:How does a city with half a million or more people like Leningrad or Aleppo stay besieged for years without everyone running out of food and dying within 3 months or so? As someone noted, Leningrad had some supply, but nowhere near enough. Otherwise, your population is dropping due to disease/malnutrition/direct enemy action, so over time you need less food anyway. This is after people are eating tree bark/wallpaper paste/zoo or domestic animals/anything and everything, though, so it's still not good. (Can't remember if Leningrad had verifiable cannibalism, or if was just "suspected but we didn't want to look hard enough to prove it".
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 23:48 |
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GreyjoyBastard posted:Jews Ninjews
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 19:39 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:ISIS vs the Afrika Corps Rat Patrol: The Next Generation
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 18:42 |
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OwlFancier posted:Aside from drum magazines of the time being agonizingly difficult to reload if I remember right, why on earth didn't they issue them for normal use? Probably wasn't reliable enough, plus it's easier to haul/swap out 30-round mags on the fly - if something *does* gently caress up with Can'o'Whoopass, you may or may not have a big box of mags as a backup. Oh hey, just too late for Christmas-truce delivery... Forgotten Weapons on the drum mag
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 19:28 |
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Mantis42 posted:Bond 'dies' and is reincarnated as a Japanese person, just like every goons' dream. "Boo, Wea Boo."
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 01:04 |
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Hey, don't let the Royal Navy have all the "fun".
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 00:03 |
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P-Mack posted:Israel's first fighter planes were surplus Messerschmitts bought from Czechoslovakia. And you can still find WWII-surplus Mausers with Star of David stamps because they were cheap/easily available and Israel needed guns. Can't remember if Cyrano4747 had one of those, but IIRC some TFR goon(s) did.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 23:35 |
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Siivola posted:So, uh, spears? Pikettes
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 01:27 |
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Scrree posted:At some point a while ago a 1944-era soviet assault troop manual was posted here, and the main takeaway I got from it was 'grenade every building, grenade every floor of every building, grenade every room of every floor of every building - a grenade is far cheaper than your life!' which I think shows a lot about how terrifying and cumbersome city clearing must have been. When in doubt, grenade it out! Words to
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 00:11 |
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darthbob88 posted:We've got better gunpowder and stronger guns than they did. I expect Cyrano or somebody can provide actual numbers for a cap-and-ball revolver vs a new 1911, but modern guns can reach higher chamber pressures than the old timers could, which translates to higher velocities and powers. Pretty much this. Metallurgy (of weapon, projectile and casing) and propellant advances make for sometimes-startling improvements in performance - I have "vintage" (IE, antique) ammo in one particular obsolete handgun caliber that is significantly more piddly than even the not-quite-antique box, and that's (IMO) still perceivably weaker than recent-production examples. ( .38 S&W, not Special, fired from a 1943-dated Webley Mk IV. "Vintage" is a mixed bag of crusty old pre-WWII manufacture, possibly pre-WWI. Next is early '60s Kynoch .380" Mk IIz, Indian manufacture. The last batch is PPU, don't have the boxes handy but I'm fairly certain they're post-2000. ) e:f,b but fuckit.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 18:58 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Looks chunky enough that it could load an actual handgun cartridge. Do a hand load with a super high-weight-bullet/low propellant load, market it as a functioning replica. Argh, the page from some pre-WWII article on a miniature (.22 caliber?) artillery piece for training purposes isn't coming up quickly in Google.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 23:49 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 19:17 |
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FAUXTON posted:Skoal You mean "chaw".
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 18:35 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I've had some pretty powerful flashlights shone in my face because youth and stupidity, and we're probably talking 2000~ and less lumens and they leave spots in your eyes for a few minutes at least. Obviously, depends on exposure and proximity to the light source so it depends. Ahhh, you'd hardly notice it, what with being and all.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 19:28 |
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HEY GAIL posted:everyone who lives does, the unlucky ones are dead Maybe he meant "dude got laid more than naval minefields"?
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 19:23 |
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aphid_licker posted:Re: reconchat, for a while towards the end of the cold war the Bundeswehr went gently caress it and decided that it would be conducting its recon with Leopard 2s. Not sure what that was about. Well, it does cut out the added delay between finding the enemy and bringing up forces to fight them. Heavy Sturm Reconnaissance Brigade, yo! Scouting Through Superior Firepower
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