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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Look dude not everyone can get away with the LBJ crotch adjustment, you just look like two kids on each other's shoulders

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

twistedmentat posted:


I forget what shooting this was after, but this fellow felt the need to defend the local recruiting station from ISIS

Look at those ankles

E: holy poo poo he's married

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Mak0rz posted:

The dude screaming and pointing is Tom Hall, aka this dude:



I mean sure he looks normal now but that's not why we come here is it.

The legendary sixhead

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ularg posted:

I admire him for also keeping that hair and look. I don't know what anyone here thinks, but that look fits him really well.

I hope one day that I will have had enough success to be this quiet, restrained and self-assured in my old age. I know that Diakatana was just the worst, but having played Doom recently, holy gently caress does it still stand up as an example of excellent game feel.

Also yeah, that hair is a fine signature look. The friendly-muttonchops-chinstrap thing should be burned away with fire, but the hair is adorable.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Megabound posted:

Pretty sure that's a bib, always prepared.

Just out of morbid and oft-regrettable curiosity, where the hell is your avatar from?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

bringmyfishback posted:

Whatever, you're not even a real wizard.


Speaking of loving perfection- apologies if it's already been posted- but Corey Feldman did...something. Something beautiful. Something with air keyboarding.

https://youtu.be/OqIv2tc9BCI

Looking forward to the Christmas version where they try to squeeze an extra syllable into the second verse

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Vladimir Poutine posted:


Thought it looked better without the border


Can we get one with the question mark in a border but the borderless duder?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

He said in the article the chick hurrumphed and got up while he was trying to orally please her. So probably not so much.

Fuckin' hell. Someone needs to slap this guy and tell him that everyone's first time was awful and he needs to stop being such a whiny bitch about something that happened thirteen fuckin' years ago.

Also, and this might just be from my own experience, but it's usually really easy to tell when what you're doing is what the other person wants. Why the gently caress would he be so insistent on doing something that he knows isn't working for the other person when he's got ten perfectly good alternatives on the ends of his arms? Or however many he needed to type that out, at least?

Also, side note, who the gently caress tries to make their sexual partner content via cunnilingus?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
I'm disappointed y'all aren't quoting the best part of this:

quote:

If I’m attracted to a woman, then what she has in her pants doesn’t matter to me; I care more about what she has in her heart.

Sure, dude who makes sure to point out the attractiveness of the college hottie who he failed to arouse. Sure.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

NotAnArtist posted:

Dude's message says media but project on you crazy diamond

I'm sure that he has a wide variety of media interests.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Fashionable Jorts posted:



Some people need to learn that high-angle shots aren't flattering for everyone.

I can't tell if she's trying to make eye contact with the camera or not, it's really unnerving

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

EmmyOk posted:

im high and this is incredibly powerful and intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Jkv2fkUbg

I'm the camera wobble at the very start of an "experts' village" video

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i made the mistake of opening the site but frm what i gather tattooing your crotch or the tramp stamp area with a biohazard symbol means you're a poz dude totally into pozing negs with your pozcock / pozrectum

Foreverial poz and loving it

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Barnacle Jim: the Meth Years

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Dude's saying his dick don't work.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

TotalLossBrain posted:

Tell us more about your childhood, Bill.

And it was on that day that young William swore to the sky, "if I ever again eat something dead, it will be cooked!" Tears running down his cheeks, scraps of raw pig nipple still stuck in his teeth, he pounded the porcelain throne with his bony fists. "Thoroughly!"

Young William died that day. PCOS Bill is all that remains.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

More like "Hi I'd like to remind you all that we're all human here and if we could all just get along we'd really start making-" *is immediately devoured by rabid horse-race journalists*

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

om nom nom posted:

Why not deviw and exowcised?

If it could be mispronounced and isn't, it's the R͉̟͑ͨ̄e̗̫̼̳͐ͯ̆ä̭l͖̠͕̓̔̚ ͖͔͚̰͚̙̔ͤͣ͐̈̔v̐͋̋̊̚o̲̯̹̖͔̻ǐ̹̭̯̣̮̙͗ͣ̂̓̒c̣͍̭̙̪̽ͣ̓ͧ͂͊ḛ̼

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

I just had a thought:

Given Bronies are called "Bronies", and lady Bronies are called "Pegasisters": What do these people call the actual target market for the show? IE What do the stunted manchildren with their fuckable plushies call actual fans?

"Not the actual intended audience."

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

taken from the tumblr.txt twitter but it was being weird about linked images



I'm kinkshaming this

Don't tell me not to, you fucks, I'm kinkshaming this

This is bad and wrong and whoever wrote it should feel bad, but I think they get off on that, so they should go out and meet people and heal their masturbation cramps

gently caress

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The only way I can understand these horrors is to assume that they are literally so desensitized that they give themselves hand/wrist/arm/shoulder cramps masturbating

what did you think I meant

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

How does a person not know what consent means in 2016

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Bunch of mudbloods here

gently caress off broomstick

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

CeramicPig posted:


Found one of many flaws in that master plan.

Maybe it's cause I'm a woman and I just don't think like these guys do, but how do they think that talking to women will be any easier in a country you're unfamiliar with, in a language you're unfamiliar with, and immersed in a culture you're unfamiliar with?

Colin loving Frissell, an inspiration. I never thought I'd see the day.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

DeusExMachinima posted:

I thought the Thai ladyboy thing was all about cross-dressing instead of being transgender specifically. Am I just mistaken?

There are whole other concepts of gender out there, and not all of them translate nicely into English. Thailand in particular is extremely fluid with gender presentation and pronouns. Take a look at Fa'afafine (Samoa's third gender) for a useful start.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

MissEchelon posted:

I am not. I'm talking about That Thing that came from but had to be removed from tvtropes.

There are so many things that fall into this category

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

LingcodKilla posted:

Please don't post PCOS Bills Halloween costume without his permission.

All known photos of PCOS Bill are in costume.

There is a theoretical method to extract him from his costume but it involves powerful laxatives.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

I thought the :can: made it obvious that I was being deliberately silly and inflammatory but I guess maybe not. :-/

That's the sign for "genuinely thorny issue that I'm okay with not going into if y'all are uncomfortable."

The one you were going for is :v:

Or if you want to make your position clear on the issue, cut off your last sente:fuckoff:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

A Proper Uppercut posted:

I'm sure it's been asked before, but what exactly is the context with that cummies and daddies poo poo? Is it some fetish thing? It's loving creepy.

Since there's a chance you might be asking in earnest, the term for it is DD/lg, Daddy Dom / little girl. It's a kink centered around men who want to pretend to be protective and powerful and dominant getting together with women who want to pretend to be young and sweet and vulnerable. And as with all things on the internet, the surface description is one thing and just about makes sense, and the actual community is a horrifying other thing.

oh poo poo what's that around my ankle, is it a beartrap, aw gently caress

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

AUG Thread: tubing through the tear in the dick

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: if you're not using your mouth as a cum recycling center.

:lol: if you ever relieve your manservant Enrique from his spooge towelling dudes

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Which one's mother was it and why are both of those the worse option?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

That's what it looks like; something's very off about her outline. The deviantart thread in GBS is full of nasty poo poo like that.

There's no way the front folds are in focus and the TV is in focus and the back edge of the belly is out of focus. Cameras don't work that way.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Hjalmar posted:

Hansel & Gretel, but the witch is thirsty instead of hungry.

Jesus feck

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?

I don't need to imagine it, dude. I remember your mom.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

No hymen, no diamond is the best catch phrase ever.

It's certainly a personality-defining thing to say, yeah.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

ShootaBoy posted:

People still fuckin' falling for Bill will never not be funny.

Bill is, at this stage, at the 'making GBS threads on himself and telling everyone else he did it ironically and they all fell for it' level of trolling.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow, same. :stare:

How can you even be so bad?

Jesus gently caress christ. Starting out with a solid two-minute block of racial non-jokes, then into just autobiographical babbling, then back to racial non-jokes. I love the slow trickle of people leaving the show.

Okay. For those of you wondering how bad this poo poo really is, at 5:34 he starts talking about his dad. The joke is about how his dad said he had to walk seven miles uphill to get to school in the morning and then another eight uphill to get home every night, that sort of poo poo.

He finishes belaboring the point of this joke at 7:52.

He spends two minutes and eighteen seconds grinding away on one "joke" and never hits anything resembling a punchline.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

There are so many worst parts of this image

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

fullroundaction posted:

The worst part is the wet spot, let's be real.

What about the folds above the mantits?

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