the weed thread: if you yopu want o get hungry go for it.

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

The first time I ever smoked weed in my life was at a hippie commune around 1970. The last time I smoked weed was about now.

e: hhhhhhheeeehhh yeah

# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 07:57

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:25

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

This is what getting high is all about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCzgdF_WjOg

# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 08:16

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i got high after work and watched this about 30 times
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/984178668493725696/pu/vid/720x720/9Kga-oyO4THcxxzY.mp4

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 08:09

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

I wonder how much weed I have smoked in my long and sordid life? Probly double digit pounds.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 07:33

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Inhaling to deal with some bullshit.

# ¿ May 9, 2018 07:34

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

I'm smoking marijuana right now!

and celebrating for no goddamn good reason because why the hell not?

# ¿ May 13, 2018 05:49

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

*that ghostbusters guy saying THAT'S A PENIS .gif meme*

# ¿ May 13, 2018 06:01

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i like weed and all that but from this day forward, 4/20 is and shall always be lionel hampton day for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rTICMVXQQ

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 15:36

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

cats weed and lionel hampton = living the dream

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 15:43

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

what's hosed up here is that weed is now legal for everyone, but you can't legally buy weed from a weed store unless you have a medical weed card.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 16:00

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Target Track Jacket posted:

Last time I went to Vegas there were places you could walk into and get approved and out the door with a card in ~15 minutes.

I don't know why that hasn't become more popular for those kinds of areas.

to get a green card costs like 150 bux/year so i didn't bother to even try

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 16:04

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

it is lionel hampton's birthday, i don't know if i said that here but i've been shouting the good news all over the internet about it.

LIONEL FREAKIN' HAMPTON!

e: o yeah i already did. but idgaf because lionel hampton is awesome

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 18:15

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Yeah I smoke weed, what of it?

nothin', really, but you know what they say... it don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 18:43

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

hey guys it's not quite 3 o'clock yet by my time zone. we can 4:20 yet again

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 21:53

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

one of my fave weed stores does B2G1 on edibles. i bought 2 peanut butter bars and got a free dark chocolate cherry bar yesterday (and used up my customer loyalty points because they expire at the end of the year so it was more like buy 1 get 2 free)

# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 13:40

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

when i first started to learn about weed, i read a thing about an african tribe that would get high by making a giant pile of weed and setting it on fire, then just standing around in the smoke

i thought that was a pretty boss way to get stoned

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 13:17

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Woodpile posted:

Gonna do a weed. It's 4:20 somewhere.

it's always 4:20 in my heart

i packed a bowl today after grocery shopping and played some video game

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 01:39

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Woodpile posted:

Whatever happened to a toilet paper roll and foil?

i prefer paper towel roll for bigger hits

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 19:57

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

the best weed smoking devices i recall from my youth were:

1) a metal walking cane i bought from a drug store. it was just a tube with a hooked end and it was a monster hitter. bore like a 20 ga. shotgun and boy howdy did it pack a wallop. i truly regret using it to launch bottle rockets and ruining its utility as a weed pipe

2) the Octopus. it was a giant home-built hookah based on a big water cooler bottle. it has 8 hoses with built in check valves and the bowl was big enough to hold a quarter pound of weed. a buddy of mine made it just for parties. if you went to a party at dave's you handed over your weed at the door and it went into the octopus. socialism in action and we were all happy about it.

3) a six foot long bong that required 3 ppl to operate it. one to hold it, one to smoke it, one to light it and operate the carb

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 22:50

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Carth Dookie posted:

Sitting here contemplating my robodick and reading the last post like grandpa talking about riding a penny farthing in his youth.

if you can remember the 70s, you weren't there

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 22:57

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

wrecked by the ol' 97

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 14:38

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTQI_XjoSSY

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 22:35

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jelly posted:

There are so many of these, I like the ones that quote old-timey horror movies. I wish I could remember the one that comes to mind because if I could I would look it up. Spotify hasn't fed it to me forever.

Something like, "It wasn't a man, I shot it 5 times with a .45 and it just kept going. What kind of creature can take 5 shots like that?" but the audio has that sound like it's from the 60's. And that sharp old-timey accent, like you can visualize a man in a suit and fedora saying it. I tried to look it up and it just threw Halloween 2 at me, but that isn't it.

That could be from "The Thing from Another World" the 1951 flick that starred James Arness as the walking giant carrot alien.

e: nothing matches in IMDB quotes :shrug:

dee eight fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jan 31, 2024

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:18

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i always enjoyed my dreams with some few exceptions. it was like free movies playing in my head at night and i was the star!

i had a literal series of werewolf hunting dreams (at least four of them over the course of a couple years) that were suspenseful adventures of weirdness that always ended just before i could confront my quarry.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 04:21

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i love those old bongs like that. the little catcher moat dealy was great because you never lost a speck of weed when you loaded the bowl.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 06:52

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jestery posted:

I got high and I have a chalkboard

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# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 07:23

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

our local weed store comes through again! they make these really good hard candies and sometimes you get lucky and find a piece with a big lump of unmixed thc goodness in it and it's like :woot: that one is more like 30 mg instead of the 5 it says on the package.

the first one i found was in the butterscotch candies, the latest is peach flavor :2bong:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 22:01

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

redshirt posted:

Where's one of the coolest places you've smoked?

about 1/2 mile into a limestone cave. just me and a couple fellow cavers gettin' high underground

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 01:08

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I honestly don't know what to believe anymore. Knew a guy who did a course to become a weed sommelier who said the whole "indica/sativa" thing is now considered a myth. I've read stuff where they found significant genetic difference between multiple samples of the same strain.

Usually I just go for high THC and try to stick to sativas because I want my mind to relax, not my body (too much).

i like weed too

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 03:29

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Carlos Lantana posted:

its loving gorgeous and i am a shameful poo poo for having one in pieces

gottlieb's made the very best tables, williams and bally were also rans

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 03:52

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

redshirt posted:

Hey man. Why don't you just create a new account with an acutal name and post?

no don't

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 02:53

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

redshirt posted:

Sorry. What's your favorite edible?

most all of 'em but the butterscotch hard candies sometimes are a tad overclocked

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 02:55

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

used to smoke hash under glass back in the day. you stick a pin thru the cover of a phone book, skewer a chunk of hash and light one corner then set a glass over it

it smolders and fills the glass with smoke, then you tip the glass a bit and suck out the smoke with a straw

it was actually a dece way to do it with little to no waste

# ¿ Mar 4, 2024 09:10

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Sedgr posted:

Kush Fu

bong fu

e: en francais, la sativate

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 04:26

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i'm trying to work up a "take this bong and shove it. i ain't smokin' weed no more" joke but nothing is really clicking

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 22:33

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

redshirt posted:

When was the first time you smoked weed?

Mine must have been with these local toughs out at the Old Dump.

1970, hippie commune in rural PA

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 02:56

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

nah, more like granola/artist hippies

e: heavy on the poetry and obscure books

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 03:03

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

so today i walked to the corner weed store and said give me two white chocolate bars and a package of butterscotch candies

the lady behind the counter said sorry, we don't have any it's all over at the new store

i said please tell your manager that i had a meltdown and berzerk karened all over the store

she said ok i will

then i walked home, got in my car, drove to the new store and bought two white chocolate bars and a package of butterscotch candies

i was mildly inconvenienced and i scream my rage at the world

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 00:34

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

There was a deal on edibles and my eyes may be bigger than my... Weed receptor organ, or whatever. 13 bags of 10 gummies, 35 mg each. That's like... A lot of mg.

i have enough stocked up to last me a month i will not hoard shame

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 02:11

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:25

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

looked at mrs d8's shopping list this morning and right under laundry soap it says weed

she really likes the six joints deal (buy 5 get 1 free) from the weed store right next to the dollar store

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 17:06

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