Bill NYSE posted:

ffffriday night mothfuckas

e: preserving the typo

Sagebrush posted:

it takes some kind of specially broken brain to specifically go and seek out things like GIGANTIC HEMORRHOID.jpg or MAN HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.mp4

some people are just bad people

Apocadall posted:

apparently there is a new thing in maine where they'll pay your student loans at $4500 a year if you stay working in maine after getting a stem degree

Apocadall posted:

i love the idea of immortality because i want the pains of watching everyone i cared for die and watching as everything around me slowly fades away into blackness, i feel it's well deserved

Linux Pirate posted:

i have bipolar II disorder. i probably shouldn't admit that here because i know it's going to come back and bite me in the rear end

Moist von Lipwig posted:

me too, whatever lets be pals

epipen posted:

honestly i always say this, but you'd think yospos (and SA in general) would be more accepting of this sort of stuff?

epipen posted:

i was going to ask where the rich bit came from but remembered a good half of you are paid to touch computers

Sagebrush posted:

i have a friend who worked at the henry ford museum when he was in college, as a guide and driver of the old model Ts that you can get a ride in

he said that at least once a day there'd be some cocky guy who'd be like "hey, can i drive it? i'm a real good driver" and nag him about it, so after a while he'd let in and go "alright, sure, slide on over"

and then just smugly grin as the guy would sit down, put his hands on the wheel, pause for a second, and go "....uh....i....uhm....how do..."

quote:

The Model T's transmission was controlled with three foot pedals and a lever that was mounted to the road side of the driver's seat. The throttle was controlled with a lever on the steering wheel. The left pedal was used to engage the gear. With the floor lever in either the mid position or fully forward and the pedal pressed and held forward the car entered low gear. When held in an intermediate position the car was in neutral. If the driver took his foot off the left pedal, the Model T entered high gear, but only when the lever was fully forward – in any other position the pedal would only move up as far as the central neutral position. This allowed the car to be held in neutral while the driver cranked the engine by hand. The car could thus cruise without the driver having to press any of the pedals. There was no separate clutch pedal.

When the car was in neutral, the middle pedal was used to engage reverse gear, and the right pedal operated the transmission brake – there were no separate brakes on the wheels. The floor lever also controlled the parking brake, which was activated by pulling the lever all the way back. This doubled as an emergency brake.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

this is amazing

atomicthumbs posted:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

you must be a loving millionaire because I live on less than 2k a month

either that or your dealer accepts credit cards

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I might make this someday

Sudo Echo posted:

im the

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

malt liquor is only intended for the urban feral

Sagebrush posted:

I don't know. I'd say most blasting cap injuries involve multiple digits

duTrieux. posted:

arsenic used to be over-the-counter. i think thallium sulfate, too.

Kuvo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jf11dW0.mp4

Linux Pirate posted:

CALL ON MEEEE
_{call on me}

Sagebrush posted:

i've never understood the vagaries of this kind of newspaper "everyone knows what we're writing but we didn't actually write it" censorship

BANME.sh posted:

the sound card in your computer will have a DAC in it that sends the audio signal through a line level amplifier before sending it to the headphone/speaker jack.

people get special DACs because they think it makes a difference (for the past couple decades, maybe more, it makes zero difference. bargain basement DAC chips are already mathematically perfect). the real difference lies in the line level amp, which may be susceptible to interference which can produce audible noise in the signal, especially if your sound card is integrated into the motherboard

Roosevelt posted:

i have been trying to figure out how to play mechwarrior 2 again because of a couple pages back and i have been thoroughly stymied

Sagebrush posted:

i also hate it when people confuse silicon and silicone

atomicthumbs posted:

i got a new keyboard and it's absolutely disgusting. enjoy

graph posted:

worth a half hour of your time if you havent seen it

https://vimeo.com/127605643

Sagebrush posted:

as usual, I'm the Bausch & Lomb 3D Weltanschaaung

quote:

B&W image of a Graphics Computer System. There is desk with a "Producer" computer under the table, Dual Bausch & Lomb computer display screens, an input tablet and a small printer. In the foreground is a large pen plotter with a schematic in production. The screens have the same expoded view of a part.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Megaphragma mymaripenne

quote:

Megaphragma mymaripenne is a microscopically sized wasp. At 200 μm in length, it is the third-smallest extant insect,[1] comparable in size to single-celled organisms.

quote:

Uniquely, by the time M. mymaripenne reaches adulthood, 95% of its nervous cells have lost their nuclei. Only 339–372 nuclei are found throughout the central nervous system, of which 179–253 are found in the brain. The nervous system of the pupae of M. mymaripenne makes up 19% of its body mass, 11% of which is the brain. Unlike in adults, cells in the pupae have nuclei. Only in the final stage of development do these undergo lysis, which greatly reduces the volume of the nervous system. While the brains of pupae are 93,600 μm3, those of the adults are only 52,200 μm3. Accompanying this shrinkage of brain volume is a shrinking of the occipital area of the head, with the cuticle folding into helical spirals.[2]

Roosevelt posted:

.lnk to the past posted:

guy is obviously an immigrant because a real aussie would have glassed him

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

got reminded of this today

Jonny 290 posted:

I made you an instructional video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8q3F7D8vjE

Kenny Logins posted:

maybe i'm just thinking turkey is a more recent thing for christmas/easter than thanksgiving. iirc i think goose/ham are more traditional for those holidays, respectively

Shaggar posted:

no. they're a litterrall personification of our unescapable mortality. the racist thing is horseshit from retards grasping at straws for reason to dislike a hugely popular genre.

echinopsis posted:

despite what people might think, im actually rarely gutter minded and one of the last people to hear something and think a dirty thought or see a dirty thing in a picture, but I had to spend a long time looking at this picture to see what it was actually meant to be.

anthonypants posted:

it's a couple of mittens, the hands are the thumbs

Sagebrush posted:

i don't think you'd see a butt in it unless you had been primed to see it that way

Jonny 290 posted:

its b/c they all 'ironically' unironically think theyre dude on the right

duTrieux. posted:

hey guys, can we all agree that it's mega hilarious when people who are speaking english are still subtitled in english if they have even the slightest of accents, even if that accent is of another native english speaking reagion