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ImpAtom posted:"I need to know where those two lived as man and wife" is such an insanely awkward phrase, holy poo poo. Later, Ant-Man visits the house and finds, to his horror... they've pushed their beds together.
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Monaghan posted:It's cool that brick layers get to wear labcoats in the marvel U. I like to think the happy boy is screaming "MOOORRREEEE CEMEEEENT JOSHUA!!" in a mad scientist voice.
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frodnonnag posted:Can someone edit MJs face into an avatar that acts like ArmyOfMidgets current one? Title: "maybe you should rephrase that post..."
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Ronan would be the worst roommate. "I accuse you, Jeff, of leaving this sock on the floor of the common room!" "I accuse you, Kevin, of not doing the dishes even though it was your turn!" Okay Ronan, you have a point, no need to be such a dick about it. Oh great, you smashed the XBox with your giant hammer.
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Is Rocket not knowing the word "Raccoon" something that was in the Guardians comics, originally? Seems odd since he usually gets called Rocket Raccoon, though the movie also shortened it to Rocket.
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theflyingorc posted:So, looking through the archives... Holy poo poo, hahaha
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Remember how Gamora only had, like, a bit of a green blush?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:how rude! he is talking to his hammer. "You understand me, don't you, Smashy?"
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RandallODim posted:Great supervillains know you need to have rests during a roadtrip. Wow Magneto, chill the gently caress out. Every time someone doubts your car it's this 5 minute spiel of tearing their world down. Dick.
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Begemot posted:The key is levitating, but it's gone in the last panel. I think you just called how this will end. MJ commanding the sentry to gently caress up Ronan.  I HELPD SPIDERMN
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Spidey looks rather lost on this one. I look forward to whatever deus ex machina is going to stop both the sentry and Ronan.
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"Well, you're probably dead. Now on to other matters." Ronan plays it by the villain book.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I'm going to print that second panel and hang it on my wall
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Jukebox Hero posted:Spider-Man leaves his wife alone in the desert with no car and an unconscious alien death lord because a space raccoon says it's really important and it'll be fine Sold. What kind of budget are you thinking of for this movie?
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Is there any workaround for the awful app putting a massive "play" symbol over these comic strips just because they're gif files? It's so annoying having to always load imgur just to read them.
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This summer... He said his doctor was retarded...
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I don't know much about Ronan, but this has got to be the most undignified portrayal he's ever had.
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This is what you'd see in the toys isle at a chemist's. "SUPER Guardian very strong toy"
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She seems happy... I could ask for no more. *Mole Man returns home, story over* Next... Sabretooth!
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Mary Jane: Submit, Peter. There can be no other way.
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Zeeman posted:They have to save Tricephalous for a future love triangle with Aunt May Harvey? Have there been multiple Mole Men?
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Haifisch posted:Randomly selected from the archives: Some edits from back then:  
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so before, they couldn't be married because may had cave lung. now, they can't be married because moley (all the aces, etc) has to return to his underground kingdom to keep tyrannus at bay or some poo poo. A priest is going to walk in from behind a column and declare that Moleman has Surface Lung, and can't survive in a warm, dry, dust-free environment.
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Maxwell Adams posted:You guys are kinda right. Melvin just dropped a d-bomb. If a moloid heard that they'd be outraged. It's okay, he can say it, some of his best friends are moloids. Well, best slaves. Wait... oh no.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"I'm not letting the two of you out of my sight! Mole Man's not putting his stick anywhere until I see a ring on that decrepit old finger!"
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Lobok posted:When a former Roman Emperor said that he had a spare I pictured him knowingly running to its exact location atop a pedestal befitting its importance. I love that. Tyrannus's room is just a big heap of bachelor poo poo and opulent jewelry.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does this taste like chloroform to you Let go, Lizard. Let go. Let go. LET GO. LET GO. LET GO!
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Why wouldn't you say that as many times as you could possibly get away with Minions! Monsters! I command you! To dance!
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He'll be replaced by the new Moleman, Eugene Gilbert, who looks pretty much exactly like Melvin.
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The Moloids just want Melvin to pick his Best Mole.
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Goddamn, I feel like the writer is just toying with us. "Oh, maybe I'll have Moleman marry May. BUT MAYBE I WON'T. :trollface: But maybe I will. BUT MAYBE I WON'T..."
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Kurui Reiten posted:you motherbricker i was literally just about to post that joke This and bedwebber are two of my favorite words to be inspired from NSM. Goddamit, we're going to have the status quo returned at the end of this run. It'd be so great if this comic, independently from regular comics, just amassed its own continuity. Aunt May is married to Moleman, Rocket lives with the Parkers posing as their son, Clown-9 is mayor of New York.
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Manatee Cannon posted:someone is gonna mention the fountain of youth next chapter and spider-man is gonna try his best to convince them it's a bad idea Spidey: "Using the fountain of youth? That'd be something awful!" *spider-wink* Next: Sabretooth!
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Synthbuttrange posted:You'd think so. Fappo
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So, in advance: is Lizard like a werewolf, or does he need to drink a potion to become a monster, or drink potions to not become him?
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