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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
"Eh gently caress it imma take a nap."

That is some straight up meme-Spiderman poo poo, I half expected a speech bubble saying "draw me like one of your french girls".

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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
"Oh right, GUN!"

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:



Help! The spider also has the strength of a spider!

I think my favourite part is how the word balloon makes the spider look like it has angry eyebrows in the last panel.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

:gay:

(I'm already workshopping ship names)

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



The car! The loving car! You guys left the loving car there! You need to return it!! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ON A SUBWAY??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

(Also Spider-Mant was the best one).

e: Oh my god that second panel is loving killing me.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I'm just hammering that comicskingdom page for today's strip. I can't wait for Ego the Living Planet.

Or most likely them going down the street and noting that there's a crater now.

holy poo poo



I love the guy to the far right who isn't even phased by the Doctor Doom looking motherfucker with the giant hammer.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
"Then we both must be spiking our coffee!"

"Yeah, also there's a dude with a hammer in the diner."

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I like the cop constantly switching his skin colour, like a sort of mood-ring ethnicity.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

SilverSupernova posted:

Moon Knight, because logic be damned, Pete's gone far too long without someone punching him in the face this story arc.

1 week?

Yeah, too long.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

dordreff posted:

i love this stupid loving comic so much

Same dude. I feel the same drat way.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:



Now you're just making poo poo up

I think the acid hit MJ last strip and is really going into effect now. She's not even looking at Rocket, she's just panicking at alien words.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spiderman: an ongoing Rocket Racoon/Spiderman erotic fanfic

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I am not going to lie I am utterly in favour of that notion.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I'm fond of Peter's two differently sized eyes in the third panel myself.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Oh my God I was going to make a joke about the next strip being hero naptime and look what we have here. :allears:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Started looking through the archives more or less at random, and I just really appreciate how much incompetence/slapstick they crammed into five panels:





That was the dramatic climax of several months of storyline.

I'm glad Spidey was able to transfer his curse for a split second and save the day.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Newspaper Spider-Man turned into a wacky slice of life sitcom so gradually I hardly even noticed!

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
That may be the best post/redtext combo I have ever seen.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Renew Your Vows. It's a real good book about Peter and Mary Jane. And their daughter.



May Parker is so neat and I am still annoyed that she isn't allowed to shine. :mad:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
The theory of the Sunday guy and week guy just completely loving with each other is gaining more and more credibility. :allears:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
NEXT!-->Spider-Man vs Child Protective Services!

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



I'm not a history buff, nor am I near New Mexico at all, but nothing here sounds remotely right.

"AH poo poo, look at that bigass alien with a hammer murdering everyone! I must preserve this somehow, but how?" *breaks out hammer and chisel*

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
That is the most halfassed throw and I love it. :allears:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

ghosthorse posted:

Ok there's no way the halos on Spider-man aren't intentional



Let he who is without sin cast the first brick.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i think he has to be strapped to the hood, fury road style.

"Hey Rocket, are you witnessing this?"

*cut to Obama with a poo poo-eating grin*

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

"Come to America" they said, "A better life awaits you in the land of the free" they said. At least the cartels were consistent.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I'm the :stare: face of the black cop.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

The Question IRL posted:

Now Rocket as we know, what happens on Alpha Centari stays on Alpha Centari.

And I wonder if they are going to finish up this GoTG storyline just as GoTG 2 is released. Where everyone else will start doing GoTG based stories.

I would love Newspaper Spiderman being so far behind the times it ends up being hype-up material for Marvel movies.

Maybe if they start right now they can hype up the Black Panther movie.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Jukebox Hero posted:

The closest thing to that is likely the photographs of THAT WALL CRAWLING MENACE lining Iron Jonah's suit to keep his hatred levels up

Please tell me that's an actual thing that happened, I've only been keeping up with this series since this thread's inception. :allears:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

bunnyofdoom posted:

And it's the little poo poo kid who mocks Spidey as he gets punched in the face.

"Heh, I guess that's the reason he's not in the Avengers."
"Say, who overbooked the flight anyway?"
*cuts to Jonah with a poo poo-eating grin*

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I had forgotten about that second panel :gonk:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:



phew I didnt have to do poo poo

I think my favourite part is the cop calling Peter Ms Parker. I like to think it's because he's trying to solve the problem nonviolently.

:shobon: "Hey I know this guy, let him come with me and no one has to get hurt."
:jerkbag: "Yeah go ahead, maam"

e: oh it was MJ talking, my mistake.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Please tell me this is unedited, I need this in my life.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

bunnyofdoom posted:

I dunno if this is the right place to report it, but Stan Lee's wife of 69 years, Joan Lee, passed away today.

*somberly, with visible tears in my eyes* n...nice

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

:anime:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Nah he's just heterochromatic with a lazy eye.

And drunk.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:

So it turns out May and Ben appeared before Spidey's first story.

What... what really happened to Peter's parents? :ohdear:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Always nice to see a scene-stealer find steady work.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Naw Mole Man managed to actually hook up with someone

\/\/\/ I can't tell if you're kidding or not, should I delete this post? :ohdear:

ManlyGrunting fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 28, 2017

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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
The dementia is already setting in. Soon he'll open the fridge door and forget what he was there to grab :ohdear:

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