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Keeshhound posted:Too easy: Snowman Crossing posted:as soon as your insulin supply runs out you die That's what I latch onto here. What does a civil war in the modern United States look like? How will it affect supplies for civilians? I reckon most of the hawks who want it won't live to see the end of it, because all of the medicine they depend on will suddenly be worth more than gold, and paranoid old fucks hoarding guns would be like a buffet for any partisan forces.
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sheep-dodger posted:I think you'll find that the complete lack of any mainstream reporting on this insidious threat just shows how clever the (((globalists))) really at pushing through their agenda and how much the lamestream media is supporting them. A fat old white guy on a rascal scooter with a gun is more comical than intimidating, I think.
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Aug 27, 2017 00:09
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SocketWrench posted:Jesus Camp keeps coming to mind where they worshipped a cardboard dubya  Idolatry you say?
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Aug 29, 2017 19:12
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RagnarokAngel posted:They don't use google, Bing is the true American search engine. I think they might still be using AlteVista, Yahoo, or Lycos (?) on whatever backwards rear end web browser has remained ideologically pure over the past three decades.
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Mar 8, 2018 16:44
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Helen Highwater posted:Bonzi Buddy.
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Mar 9, 2018 02:36
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Whereas it's way harder to explain why an enormous covert bureaucracy would be spending hundreds of man-hours per year and devoting top-tier high tech equipment to harass a middle-aged housewife in a small town in Ohio. This entirely depends on how many clickbait ads you've read today. Goons hate her.
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Mar 10, 2018 00:54
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BarbarianElephant posted:So, better in *that* way, but also worse, because Google does not have security clearance. If HITLARy had used gmail we would have certainly found her pedophile pizza parlors and Bengazi kill orders.
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Jun 18, 2018 16:29
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VitalSigns posted:Some conservative columnists would call him Barry Soetoro because he went by Barry instead of Barack at some point and his mother was married to a guy with the last name Soetoro and sometimes people would assume he and his mom and stepdad shared a last name. Soetoro sounds like Sodomy and furthermore 
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Jun 21, 2018 18:09
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SocketWrench posted:That, that sounds like a really good idea. Government shutdown worked so well last time. Oh, but we're going one better this time. We're going to give emergency powers to the I'm sure he'll give them back once this crisis has ended. Positive. There wasn't a whole sci-fi franchise made around why this is a bad idea.
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Mar 20, 2019 18:06
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It'd be funny, because if their court is anything like the SCOTUS, they might just refuse to hear the case because "why the gently caress are you bothering us when this has only come to one lower court? Call me back when two federal circuits disagree. loving losers." At least if I remember my conlaw right. They can look at it and go, "nah, there's no reason to get involved here."
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Apr 12, 2019 22:45
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Prism posted:Our court is not laid out like SCOTUS and we don't have multi-state circuits like you do. As far as the concept of certiorari goes, this sounds pretty close to what I remember of the U.S. system. The structuring of the court may be different, but the grounds on which it chooses cases seems pretty similar.
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Apr 13, 2019 15:33
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Uncle Ulty posted:Oh I won't comment on his stuff myself, I like to stay under the radar so he doesn't suspect that I'm the person who keeps reporting him and getting him probated from FB for his racist posts. His fellow chuds are suggesting southern Indiana or Dallas. I just find it funny that his wife (a Democrat) is the only breadwinner in the family but he seems to think that he has the final say in whether or not they move, and where they'll go. Does it only count for the state level? Because Dallas is a blue square in a sea of red. (As major cities tend to be.)
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Apr 24, 2019 22:41
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Mantis42 posted:You're gonna feel silly when the War with Iran turns the Persian Gulf into a mass graveyard of American ships and planes while me and my Space Force buds kick back and have some brewskies watching the Earthrise on the Sea of Tranquility. Not gonna be the guy dropping rods from
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Jul 10, 2019 23:59
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Jurgan posted:Well, one of the Republican congressmen basically said "I thought innocent until proven guilty was the law, so how can he be not exonerated if you didn't charge him?" My guess is that will be the line. An increasingly exasperated Muller saying that it is not his job to charge Trump and that the Justice Department can't even legally indict a sitting president is a big loving mood if I've ever seen one. It's like a random store clerk trying to explain to a lovely customer that they don't set the prices. Congress is trying to hedge itself on the choice of whether to impeach or not by trying to get Muller to make the decision. Which isn't remotely how the process is supposed to work, but these are the times we live in I guess. I feel sorry for Muller.
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Jul 25, 2019 16:47
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chitoryu12 posted:Also, impeachment isn't something that's up to the citizens. You don't take a general vote on impeachment. It's a process done entirely by Congress. If you're not impeaching because the Republicans will rally around Trump and defend him, you may as well throw in the towel and give them full control of the country because clearly you don't care enough about following your duty. It's all misplaced political concerns for sitting Democrats. They think a failed impeachment would make them look bad, when in reality the country is polarized enough that most people aren't going to move a muscle if impeachment fails. They probably also think they can just wait out the next year and Blue Wave the 2020 election. Which... ok. We saw how well that worked before.
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Jul 30, 2019 19:59
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Khizan posted:I feel like it's more that they are sure that they could not get an impeachment vote through the Senate, so they're worried about a failed impeachment looking like an exoneration and that affecting the vote. I stopped just short of writing that theory because I came to the same conclusion you did; it's a horseshit reason.
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Jul 30, 2019 22:37
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"cradle of freedom" was just the right cut of lunacy I needed to push me through the workday. Thanks!
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Aug 2, 2019 19:27
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Keeshhound posted:You're forgetting "I should have voted for Hillary." Trump has been a fascinating time for freep because he keeps doing poo poo that pisses them off, and they can't handle it any way except declaring him to be the Antichrist, then memory holing everything so we can start all over again. I thought we were in peak doublethink era where Trump is simultaneously the antichrist whenever he does something wrong and God's Anointed/Jesus Made Flesh at all other times?
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Biscats n Gravy posted:Makes sense. That which is dead may never die.
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Oct 9, 2019 23:46
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Zipperelli. posted:
I mean, these relics grew up when most (young) news anchors would have had to serve in WWII or Korea, when the rate of military service was still incredibly high across all demographics. Of course fewer news anchors today will have been members of the military--most journalists don't get their experience from the military, and most Americans don't join the military. That's just statistics.
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I started following this thread again a couple months back but... It's not the same as it was pre-2016. Things have gone so sideways that what once was funny to laugh at as a sort of caricature is now bland and tasteless because that's exactly with a significant portion of main stream conservatives believe. Aside from the awful implications elsewhere, it makes me kinda sad. Like bland chicken.  Thanks for reading my E/N post about old racists on the internet.
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Oct 20, 2019 16:12
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Guavanaut posted:Says in the Bible that whenever there's three or more Christians present then you're in Church and the idea that Church only happens when some guys in hats enter a building and sing was a lie invented by the Pope, who worships Ba'al. And that's why we have to kick out all the non-Christians including most Christians so that we're always in Church. It also says not to make a show of your faith, and these chucklefucks are so far across that line they've lapped the planet.
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:EXCLUSIVE: Chick-fil-A To Stop Donations To Charities With Anti-LGBT Views  God I needed this today. Sometimes Freep is depressing, but other times it is invigorating. Freep is a land of contrasts. quote:To: pepsi_junkie 
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skaboomizzy posted:It's been covered, but I'm lollin at the thought of a freeper going to Popeye's. Is KFC not racist enough for them now? I'm surprised they go to either given the racist stereotypes they buy into.
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predicto posted:Who cares, we've got chicken battles to wage here! Please tell me the place is still open and please tell me the car still exists. My go to place has been Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken. They're apparently all over Ohio and Kentucky, but I live by two of the 6 locations in Michigan. They can be a bit hit or miss depending on the time of day, but I've never seen the one on my commute not have a line around the building.
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Nov 21, 2019 23:32
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quote:To: exDemMom Without a shred of irony.  Thank you for your service Fathis Munk. 
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Why do they even post? Every reply articulates the same sentiment. They’re never happy. Trump is in power and is killing children in concentration camps and still they wail as if the world is ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-MP_yOHiV0 More applicable to the alt-right, which despite sharing the same views Freep is highly disconnected from, but the same principle should apply.
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The poor train collector had me feeling very  Fantastic article.
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BlackIronHeart posted:WHEW. God drat. I need a smoke.
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Rural billboards in Michigan still get pretty right wing moralist. Bonus points if you spot them within five miles of a sex shop/peep show.
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Rape Stink posted:I had one of these pro life billboards near me outside of Philly on business rt 1. Some teenagers drew a big dick on the fetus with a word balloon exclaiming "suck my dick!!" Praxis.
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Fathis Munk posted:SARS 2 is a pretty lovely bioweapon imo. Those dastardly terrorists are going to bring the world to its knees with... *checks notes on symptoms* The common cold? Seriously, is that what this thing does? It's a bad cold? Because that's what information from the BBC makes it look like.
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Mar 4, 2020 23:56
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:It is literally a cold virus but it can kill people. If you're an average aged goon you're probably not at much risk but the economic effects are going to be real. Not to mention a miniscule death rate for non-olds still means a bunch of people die when huge numbers are exposed. I mean a regular cold virus can kill people with the right cocktail of comorbidities. I know saying reaction to this thing isn't rational is just the last vestiges of a neoliberal education screaming out their death rattle (and a bit of stats brain poisoning), but jfc.
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You love to see it. How many times in the past have they fractured and required purges? They've gotta be running out of people to Old Yeller.
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Finnankainen posted:Most of this thread is kind of boring but this post in particular is amazing  That's a lot of words to say "I stuck my hand in portajohn goop."
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McGlockenshire posted:Look at the brains on this guy. I guess Boris Johnson is doing alright if he can post on freep from the ICU. Though with a British PM is doing on freep is anyone's guess.
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McGlockenshire posted:The Secretary of the Navy resigned, so I popped over to freep to find they hadn't heard yet. Someone hit him with, "so how do you manage to get all of the sick? How do you make sure one doesn't slip through to continue compromising the healthy population?" Don't give them the answer, just let them work their way to the grim fascist outcome. Disclaimer: I am in no way suggesting anyone touch the poop. Merely making a rhetorical statement.
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quote:BUT during the Spanish flu they learned that patients treated in the open air and sunlight improved survival by as much as 50%. Yes, it was definitely the sunlight. Not the fact that patients weren't being kept in an enclosed space with contaminated air circulating around ad infinium. I love it when people confuse "accidentally did something right" with "ancient wisdom."
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Apr 24, 2020 14:26
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pseudanonymous posted:This is sort of what I expect. The implied "never believe women" but "the left" should be held to standard where "the left" has to believe women, even though they are lying, because they say to believe women. Therefore Kavanaugh did nothing wrong yet Biden should be considered a rapist. Just going, "Oh, you attacked our guy on allegations, but yours gets to run for president?" is enough hammer and chisel to go at the Democratic party, and I'm certain the RNC is already writing doctrines on this. They can even give their own opinion on it being "fake," but the mere fact of being called out about it will help schism the party further. It's "you go high, we'll go low" doctrine but outloud instead of implied, which is fitting for 2020. My electioneering credentials? A No Joe gangtag.
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Guavanaut posted:"Why don't they flip burgers at McDonalds?" was dumb at the best of times, but when every single McDonald's in the country is closed... Nah, it's still regular dumb. I know at least in Michigan you can roll through McD for a big mac. I've definitely seen ridiculous drive-through lines at lunch. It's just the normal circular logic "why not flip burgers" "burger flipping is for teenagers, get a real job" bullshit.
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