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May 4, 2012

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Zwabu posted:

There must be something going around in either right wing radio or other media about how Hillary is losing the black vote because I've heard this from at least two or three different places in the last week or so. I'm not sure there's any objective evidence behind this at all, in fact I thought all polls were pretty much showing Hillary with even higher levels of support among black voters than even Obama had, but eh that would never stop Freep.

I know I've heard Hannity and Scott Adams say it, but I honestly can't think of any reason for them to say it except that they agree with Trump's "What do you have to lose?" speech and think "Since I love this and I'm a white man, surely the blacks must love it as well!"

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May 4, 2012

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(a dollar says Ijeot is another ridiculous made-up african 'name')

All names are made up you loving clod!

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Dear Ijeoma Oluo;

Does that include the blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Indian subcontinent, Pacific Islanders, and others that support Trump? Have you really thought this through?

This Freeper does have a correct point though, even if not in the way he means it, since people can be tricked/lied to and "FYGM" isn't exclusive to whites either.

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May 4, 2012

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CharlestheHammer posted:

What was the first nail

Freep and a lot of the right think the Pulse shooting was the first nail in the coffin for Clinton., even believing it would cause massive support from the gay community for Trump because he'd protect them from further terrorism.

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May 4, 2012

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Ah but you see the MSM are liars in the tank for Clinton and the polls are skewed.

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The REASON they fear a backlash is because THEY would go after whoever stabbed a muslim. They would assault anyone associated with such an individual without remorse and nothing short of shooting them all would stop them. For that REAS0N, they are expecting a like response from Americans.

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Count on it you ignorant savages!

"Backlash" doesn't begin to describe it.

Gee, I wonder why they'd expect a backlash! Must be because it's what they'd do.

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May 4, 2012

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yawn; I’ll worry about women being inconvenienced in rest rooms when they themwelves stop voting for the loonies who do the inconveniencing...

Wait, is he saying he's going to not care if transgender women use women's restrooms/locker rooms because he feels women "deserve" it for supporting Dems?

That's...actually sort of progress! I mean yeah, it's for lovely, hateful reasons, but not caring about it is better than getting angry about it and trying to oppose it!

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May 4, 2012

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Gang-banging thugs have no 2nd Amendment rights. They've already broken numerous gun laws before they even held their firearm sideways to kill another gang-banging thug.

Boy that sure is surprising given that Freepers were pissed off at the suggestion that someone convicted on domestic violence charges should be barred from owning firearms, claiming it was a violation of Second Amendment rights.

It's not surprising because they think only whites should have rights.

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May 4, 2012

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Now if we can just get Trump elected, Israel won’t have to deal with the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas in the heart of the US govt anymore.

Speaking of which, despite remaining mostly silent and constantly changing his position on it, I wonder how the alt-right feels about Trump's undeniable support of Israel. Do they think he's just lying to trick the masses or what?

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May 4, 2012

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To: GuavaCheesePuff

They should teach at school what ‘Suicide by Cop’ is.

If a cop tells you to stay put, but instead you keep walking to your car and then reach inside the car, you will be shot dead. Period.

It doesn’t matter what color or ethnicity you are. Those trying to make it a race issue are a bunch of racist bigots.

38 posted on 09/21/2016 9:20:21 PM PDT by Toughluck_freeper
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I stood SSDF a bit during my time in the Navy and one of the things they repeatedly hammered into our heads during training was you are only authorized to use deadly force in VERY specific circumstances. In all other cases, we were only to use enough force necessary to stop the action.

So assuming this situation happened in the military and this person was believed to be a threat, the correct response would be to shoot the guy in the leg or something, as that would likely stop him. If a guy is waving a gun around and acting crazy, you shoot his arm. You don't just aim at his chest and unload.

Why the hell do Freepers think that cops should have less restrictions on use of deadly force than the loving military? I mean besides the obvious "they're hateful racist shitheads" part. Oh wait, I guess that's the only part, huh.

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May 4, 2012

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It would be nice if the dogpiling on that one Freeper caused them to have a moment of introspection, but probably not.

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May 4, 2012

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Axetrain posted:

Uh I was in the Navy myself and if you are using a firearm then you are aiming center mass and shooting to kill. Targeting specific body parts like arms or legs was specifically explained as fantasy nonsense because if the situation doesn't call for lethal force then you shouldn't be using your weapon in the first place. It's true that there are alot of restrictions on when lethal force is to be used but if you are pulling your gun it's to kill not disable.

It's been almost 15 years since I was in the Navy so my memory is pretty hazy. I do know that a big deal was made about escalation of force and use of deadly force being a bad thing. I do think they did say you weren't to pull your gun unless you were going to use deadly force now that I think about it but I still feel like they said do your best not to not actually kill the person, though that may have been more directed at people who were better marksmen. For someone like me who had never held a handgun in my life before the training, they probably would rather I aim center mass since it's a bigger target and easier to hit.

So yeah, I take back what I said earlier, don't wanna pull a Freep and start spreading misinformation.

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May 4, 2012

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Paul talks a lot about the Law in his epistle to the Romans. The short version is that he basically says nobody can be saved by following the Law, and the purpose of the Law was to show what sin is and how everybody's hosed because they've broken at least one of the commandments at some point or another. He also makes a point that faith is really what's important, because it's faith that justifies people. These statements are pretty important to the "saved by faith alone and works are pointless" Christian denominations.

But yes, his point was Jesus died and was resurrected and that anyone who follows him likewise died to sin and was raised as a new person. He says though that this doesn't make the Law bad or sinful, but that the Law doesn't apply to us anymore.

Now to get a bit back on the thread topic, Freepers love to claim the name of Jesus and talk about God coming back and those evil liberals who hate God and how they're God's champions fighting sin. Let's look at Romans 12, the section titled specifically "Marks of a True Christian" and see how well Freep is doing.

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9 Let love be genuine; hate what is evil, hold fast to what is good; 10 love one another with mutual affection; outdo one another in showing honor. 11 Do not lag in zeal, be ardent in spirit, serve the Lord. 12 Rejoice in hope, be patient in suffering, persevere in prayer. 13 Contribute to the needs of the saints; extend hospitality to strangers.

14 Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse them. 15 Rejoice with those who rejoice, weep with those who weep. 16 Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly; do not claim to be wiser than you are. 17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all. 18 If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. 19 Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave room for the wrath of God; for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” 20 No, “if your enemies are hungry, feed them; if they are thirsty, give them something to drink; for by doing this you will heap burning coals on their heads.” 21 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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May 4, 2012

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The good news is that Facebook is more for older people than the critical young voters.

:psyduck:

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May 4, 2012

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Nihilarian posted:

you are vastly overstating the amount of sense that makes

Also their reasoning was "being the little spoon means you want to be hosed in the rear end, therefore gay"

Nope, VitalSigns was correct. The infamous post was very specifically about contraceptives and abortion.

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We also have “straight” anal sodomy, as well as contraception, sterilization and abortion, which makes most married husband-and-wfe couples, in effect, heterosexual gays.

33 posted on 12/28/2013 2:03:31 PM by Mrs. Don-o (When the heart is pure, it can't help loving, because it has found the source of love, which is God.)
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In fact, there is no mention of spooning at all in the thread that comes from, which is Sen. Mike Lee: Churches Should Not Be Forced to Perform Gay Marriage.

I'm not sure why people keep conflating the "heterosexual gays" post with the spooning post. I guess they must have been posted around the same time.

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May 4, 2012

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“is how players and coaches can help create substantive change in cities across the country. “

Refund the money saved from the tax incentives that built your luxury palaces.

99.9% tax on NBA players. Give the money to homeless vets

It's happening again...I'm agreeing with a Freeper...

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+ school vouchers for kids.

Oh okay, whew, that was close. I'm safe now.

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To: bkopto

Shut up and play your game for my amusement

18 posted on 09/23/2016 5:15:17 PM PDT by GregoTX
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This is some excellent subtle racism right here, stuff that really makes you "appreciate" Freep. Sure, they throw around phrases like "urban ferals" and talk about how awesome it would be to commit vehicular homicide on blacks with impunity, but this post is proof they can still be horribly racist shitheads in a more nuanced way.

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May 4, 2012

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It's pretty funny seeing Freep pretend to be concerned about bullies in public schools when they've repeatedly talked in the past about how their kids should beat up and bully kids who are different.

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May 4, 2012

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Tears? What tears? They're all so deluded that they're going to declare Trump the winner by a mile.

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May 4, 2012

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Dear Lord in heaven, you know the hearts of those who serve you here below. I pray that you reward those who do their jobs in an ethical way, upholding your principles of fairness, ethics and good service. I pray that you remove your blanket of protection from those of your servants who lie and cheat and misuse their positions to do harm to others.

I agree, God should reward the Clinton campaign and allow Trump's to fail.

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May 4, 2012

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My favorite Dale Reed moment will always be when he claimed to have told Jim Henson that Muppets were dumb.

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May 4, 2012

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Lmfao. Is anyone capable of making like a greatest Gateful Hits of his?

At the very least, the Muppet post is on the first page of this thread.

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I was installing a new entrance canopy on a hotel and this bearded hippie creep came up and asked where he could find the Muppet's and I had no idea what a Muppet was and just asked him”what's a Muppet,a hair lipped puppet”.
Found out later he was the inventor of Muppet's, I still don't know what a muppet is.

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May 4, 2012

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However, if Satan himself, properly credentialed, agreed to take $50,000 in exchange for a guaranteed Trump win, I would write the check today.

Not quite as good as "I'm willing to go to Hell for committing genocide" from Laz, but this is still pretty :stare: for a group that loving claims to be true Christians.

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Pray without ceasing that God will have mercy on us and give grace and humility to Donald Trump

And God says "Whoa, give Donald Trump humility? There are some things even omnipotence can't do!"

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May 4, 2012

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Since it came up in the RWM thread, here's another dalereed classic.

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To: FlingWingFlyer

Haven’t got a radio and have never had a radio in a vehicle.

I refused to allow radios in my company trucks, the employees are supposed to be workong and/or thinking about work, not screwing off listening to a drat radio and that goes for me also!!!

12 posted on 12/23/2014, 1:59:30 AM by dalereed
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Also includes this amazing exchange earlier in the thread.

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To: Impala64ssa

What the hell is PSA?

2 posted on 12/23/2014, 1:42:53 AM by dalereed
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To: dalereed

Public Service Announcement.

3 posted on 12/23/2014, 1:43:25 AM by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

How the hell is anyone supposed to know thay!

5 posted on 12/23/2014, 1:44:18 AM by dalereed
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May 4, 2012

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Argh! The government is bad! We need less government, to allow the free market to make the best decisions for us!

Obama is giving up ICANN to free market control? Argh! The free market is bad! We need more government, to allow the government to make the best decisions for us!

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May 4, 2012

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Well you have to admit, the odds that Washington, Jefferson and Adams would approve of a non-white being President have got to be pretty low, regardless of where they were born.

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May 4, 2012

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dalereed was full of hate but it wasn't the same kind of hate the rest of Freep had, usually. While everyone else made posts about Muslims loving goats and we should nuke the Middle East, "urban ferals" and how they wanted to commit genocide and start race wars, dalereed was posting about how he hated guys wearing hats and anyone who removed lead from things. I'm sure if someone went through his post history there would probably be a few posts about blacks being lazy and uncivilized and I'm sure there's some about how much he hates Muslims but for the most part that just wasn't what we normally saw from him. He just seemed like a crazy old man shaking his first at those kids on his lawn, not a good person necessarily but a nice change from everyone else fantasizing about committing vehicular manslaughter and gassing immigrants.

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Jews became Dems like any other immigrant group.

Gee, that sure is weird! I wonder why every immigrant group seems to vote mostly Democrat? Could it be because that's the party that isn't going "gently caress IMMIGRANTS!" at the top of their lungs? Is it possible that maybe if the Republicans embraced immigration more, that more immigrants might vote for them?

Nah they must just all be racist against whites.

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But the error, I believe, is an aspiration to righteousness which they believe is to be attained by empathizing with other downtrodden groups. That in and of itself is laudable, but in the process they overlook the notion that most of those downtrodden groups hate Jews even more than those who committed the Jew-shunning in the first place. IOW, they seek this path to righteousness to their own detriment

"Ignore the plight of the downtrodden and oppressed, because it's unsafe to empathize with them, save your own lives at the expense of others." - something Jesus would have said.

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They are indoctrinated from birth to believe that altruism is the highest virtue and a duty commanded by God which they cannot disobey.

THE BIBLE LITERALLY SAYS THAT YOU EVIL IGNORANT poo poo. I know he's talking about Jews who don't accept the New Testament but even the Old Testament says that too.

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The obscene Nazi “Jewish Bolshevik” propaganda was not made up out of whole cloth, unfortunately.

"You know, maybe the Nazis were right about the Jews!" - Freep

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May 4, 2012

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I know it's just them trying to get in good with the founder but how the hell is JimRob directly responsible for Clinton's impeachment?

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Donald Trump started his real estate and television empire with a $1 million loan from his father. By the time his father died in the late 1990s, and even AFTER having lost nearly a billion dollars in the Atlantic City casinos, he was worth several billion dollars.

this is what Freepers actually believe

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May 4, 2012

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I mean...at least there's people in that thread who understand some basics of Christianity and are calling that guy out, even if their reasoning is "You talked to a demon" rather than "You are insane."

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May 4, 2012

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It's amazing how eagerly they buy into the strawmen they've constructed of liberals. I have heard absolutely zero liberals say that it would be cool and good if Obama declared martial law if Trump won. Like I don't think that's even a thing that anyone on the left has even vaguely implied.

Though it's great to see Freep can't even agree on their own dumbass talking points. "Putin doesn't want Trump, Trump would be tough on him, he'd definitely try and get Hillary elected!" "No you idiot, Putin would absolutely want Trump because he knows Trump would make the US a strong ally against the Muslim hordes, Hillary would make America too weak to help Russia!"

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Discussion can only exist where customs and norms demand that all voices be heard, that the points of the opposition are at least characterized as something resembling what they are, and that no one is excluded from participation by the fact that they possess views of which the majority – or a powerful minority – disapproves.

And that's why we need to silence liberals and prevent their views from being heard!

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May 4, 2012

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CommissarMega posted:

This is something that really gets me- why hold this view? Maybe it's because I'm one of the Mahometans they so dread, but I was taught that the story of Adam and Eve was to tell us that even God's favoured creations are not immune to the consequences of their actions.

The bible is God's word and completely true, because God isn't a liar. Revelation says that humans will be living on the earth when Jesus comes back. Because of this, that means it is literally impossible for humans to wreck the earth to the point where it's uninhabitable. That being the case, there's no reason to worry about what effects pollution and industry have on the environment because it can't kill the human race off.

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At last count Hillary is responsible for tens of thousands of children, women and men all because she f* up an entire region starting with Libya.

drat that's some good concern trolling there, pretending as if they give a poo poo about anyone in the Middle East considering their constant calls to nuke them all. And especially pretending they give a poo poo about women and children considering they want to prevent them from immigrating to the US.

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May 4, 2012

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When Bill Clinton cheated on his wife and forced himself on women it shows he's a disgusting perverted creep, one of the most evil and unfit men to hold the presidency.

When Donald Trump cheated on his wife and forced himself on women it shows he's a true studly alpha male, one of the greatest and most qualified men to be president.

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May 4, 2012

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McGlockenshire posted:

af_vet_1980 re-regged!

I'm not going to say I like this guy, because I'm sure he's said horrifically lovely things that I'm not remembering (he is a Freeper after all) but I will say I actually respect this guy for not throwing away his morality to worship at the shrine of the Cheetoman.

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Mors Rattus posted:

Personally, I just want to know if this is all because Trump crossed a line for the Republicans or if it was a straw and camel's back situation.

I think this is a line-crossing. Republicans are very big on presenting themselves as the party of morality and Christian values. As long as it wasn't made public, they could endorse Trump without too much of a problem, but now that it's in the open, they have to call out Trump because otherwise they're basically admitting "We don't actually give a poo poo about morals and values." That's why it's so telling that Freep is supporting Trump so hard. They don't even care about keeping the fig leaf on, they want everyone to know they don't give a poo poo about Christian morals and only care about it as a club to beat the other side with.

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Apparently, Billy just ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ recorded video footage with a ‘hot’ mic which clearly shows him encouraging, laughing, and setting up (?) Trump through his remarks to further this conversation made ELEVEN years ago.

Man, you know, if Jeb Bush really IS a psychic who knew 11 years ago that Trump would run for President in 11 years and that Trump would clown on him and cause him to lose and he could have his cousin secretly record a conversation with Trump to release and smear him...

...then that's pretty impressive but if he knew he would lose why did he run in the first place?

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Mors Rattus posted:

There's been a lot going around on Twitter about Pence possibly quitting as the VP candidate. That's gonna be fun.

God please yes. That would be the absolute best.

I still think Freep is going to declare a yuge victory for Trump at this debate. Yeah, some of them will see it for the failure it is, but a lot of them are going to view him threatening to jail her if he wins and attacking the moderator as unfair as positives.

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Wait, Bush Sr. cheated on his wife?

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McGlockenshire posted:

For the record, I couldn't find anything suggesting he was at the debate.

Actually, I immediately remembered something that did suggest Paul Ryan was at the debate!

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/paul-ryan-sitting-among-undecided-voters-town-hall-54139

Now I obviously don't know for a fact, but oh man, if Freep actually took an Onion headline as proof that Paul Ryan was at the debate...that's loving incredible.

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Paul Ryan: The Twenty Second Century's BENEDICT ARNOLD!

My god! Paul Ryan is an immortal being that will betray our country in 100 years!

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

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So now, the liberal view has morphed, from shock at Trump using obscene language, to now saying he’s advocating sexual advances against women’s will?????? Are these people messed up the head??? What the heck??? Where’s this odd interpretation of what he said coming from?????

Trump: "I suck cock."

Freep: "Those dumb liberals really think Trump was talking about giving blowjobs? Where's that odd interpretation come from? Trump was obviously talking about when you eat chicken soup, and you slurp up the broth after the noodles are gone. Any idiot five year old could figure out that's what he meant."

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I know that just saying those things does not mean he doesn't respect women. I know this because I have said far worse in my lifetime and I have nothing but respect for women.

I have nothing but respect for women, that's why I talk about them as if they're objects with the sole purpose of giving me sexual pleasure.

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if Pence is going to be nice and agreeable... that won’t work with the bunch they are competing against. Nice against evil, loses.

Good to see this Freeper gets his outlook on life from the movie Spaceballs.

Pontius Pilate posted:

Ah, yes, I remember when the NFL shuttered thanks to the freep boycott.

I know it's trivial, but it's the little freep things that keep me going.

That's a good joke there. Everybody knows the NFL shuttered due to Conservapedia's boycott.

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Gloria Allred is rounding up the "abused" Trump floozies.

The women our guy abused are just sluts who are lying about it to make him look bad! The women their guy abused are purehearted honest souls who prove he's a rapist!

Ugh.

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Most minority communities are essentially dens of the devil. Godless, violent, ruled by gang warlords where murder and torture are commonplace. We have domestic terrorism right no and they are more dangerous than the Islamists, they are named Towanda and Lemangello.

Oh hi Stormfront, nice to see you here on Freep.

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