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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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God I really want to touch the poop to show freep... What Marx had to say to Lincoln.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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SocketWrench posted:

It won't do anything. You'll get a few replies telling you to get your racist liberal hate boner off their site and then be banned immediately and your post deleted

I've been banned from worse places but it'd make me feel better. I know it's like opening a window and screaming into the loving void.

Remember when the Ron Paul crowd were the most obnoxious right wingers you came across day to day? :(

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Prophecy? Who's making prophecies about Trump? The remaining members of Heaven's Gate?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Warmachine posted:

Please tell me the place is still open and please tell me the car still exists.

I dunno about that one in particular, but Blackwell Motors in Bonne Terre, MO has a Cock Car with a head and tail just like that.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Neito posted:

Total tangent, but does anyone remember those "Jesus Saves" signs that used to be on the edge of interstates? There were a few on 128 and 95 around here, but I haven't seen one in years.

There were quite a few in Missouri on 60 and 67 when I was younger. At one point some of the ones near Cape Girardeau were replaced with "We were guaranteed life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness but the Democrats gave us abortion, Obamacare, and Socialism.

gently caress that place.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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I overheard a boomer co-worker today saying that Nancy Pelosi was trying to "do something to where if Trump goes into a coma she would be in charge." When asked for a source he says "I was trying to watch it on lunch but I can't watch a whole Facebook live." Anyway tell me if you spot that one on Freep.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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empty baggie posted:

I know plenty of southern baptists who believe that as long as they’re “born again”, all sins are forgiven no matter what.

I was raised Freewill Baptist and this was a thing there too. Gods forgiveness and mercy is all-encompassing but its never presented like what that Freeper said. The idea is that God isn't keeping score or trying to pull a gotcha on us, He wants a good-faith effort to be a better person because that's all thats really possible for us lowly humans.

This was my experience with a tiny (~25 weekly attendance) FWB church in Missouri. YMMV

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Twelve by Pies posted:

What are these referring to?

Delusions.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Wasn't Freep founded in the Clinton era?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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I'm sure my partner is very tired of hearing about me looking forward to Freep and TDW seeing Biden inaugurated.

What's the odds someone fucks around and finds out from the National Guard at the Capitol today?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Joe Bidet is perfect but they're gonna keep pushing further into Pee-Pee Poo Poo Man territory.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Twelve by Pies posted:

I'll never forget how confused I was the first time I saw an ad for a motorcycle law organization, with one of the bullet points being that they fought against helmet laws in a couple of states. I kept looking at it and my brain refused to understand how this was a thing that should make me go "Wow these guys are great."

It wasn't until years later that I learned right wingers really, really loving hate helmets, not just for riding motorcycles but also for sports, workplaces, pretty much any kind of helmet gets them incredibly mad. It's still weird and childish and I'll never fully understand it though.

My dad is in the Christian Motorcycle Association (as a stand-in because he misses the Klan I guess) and those loving dorks will ride to nearby states just to cruise a few hundred miles with no helmets on.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Captain Log posted:

I just found a bespoke crazy person post on Facebook from an old white guy I used to work with at Dell. He was one of the nicest people there and survived a lot of bouts with cancer. I knew he was extremely religious, but I guess I learned something new about him today -



We need some kinda combination of :argh: and :downs:.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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DarkCrawler posted:

Tattoos are literally tens of thousands of years old

What the gently caress are these people talking about

Otzi had a bunch of tattoos.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Captain Log posted:

I think I'm just triggered, because the cut off for most biking shoes is twelve and finding thirteens in stock on the internet was a big pain in my nethers.

:hmmyes:

I wear 13 wide shoes and need big and tall size shirts due to long torso.

So i dress like its 2006 and im on my way to a KoRn concert. You can make it work.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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What does Freep think about the police officer who killed Ashli Babbit going public?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Captain Log posted:

Apologies if this ends up being a slut, but it's also why I'm not just plugging it into Google.

What the hell is a muzzie?

A Muslim.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Too old for there to be a god.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Jagged Jim posted:

Of course to Freep the most objectionable thing about Wild Wild West would be that it has a black lead.

I once had a comic shop owner yell at me for saying the word "bitch" at Friday Night Magic and within ten minutes he was screaming about how "Jim West was NOT A N-" while slamming comics down with cover art proving he was white.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Warmachine posted:

That was absolutely a wild Freeper.

Absolutely. In his early sixties ~2009, really good with computers for a dude his age, did private Russian language tutoring online and poo poo. And says poo poo like that. 100% a freeper.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Captain Log posted:

Of course they don't. But you're gonna absorb some little soundbites of his screeching rear end through the lens of pop-culture at the least.

I'm pretty there there's a character in South Park (the video games at least) whose dialogue is all audio clips of Hitler speeches.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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It's me. Probably just me.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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The Day the Laughter Died is amazing. I have no other notes on Dice.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Georgia Peach posted:

As much as I hate giving Freep the benefit of the doubt I think that refers to politicians.

This is what I thought too, I was really confused by the reaction in here.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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I like the geriatric making an ancient south park reference. "People who bother you"

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Maris Crane and Anthony Soprano discussing sodomy.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Trump's name is a killing word murder weapon.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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Some of that small government they supposedly believe in, finally.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

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His name is Fester Chugabrew

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