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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Let it begin.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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quote:

Instead he crawls on the backs of those that gave their all for him to make the ridiculous amount of money he is not worth.

Well that sounds familiar

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Scratch Monkey posted:


"Oi you peasant gits! Dis iz ARE CUNTRY MATE!"


I have a time machine that can look forward into the future and I can tell you that once the Brexit actually happens this is what the countryside will immediately look like

And London will look like this

It's a lock

LOL if you think British remember how to make thatched roofs

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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quote:


26 posted on 9/21/2016, 10:01:54 PM by Bon mots

quote:


36 posted on 9/21/2016, 6:24:09 PM by Tawiskaro

woke wedding drone fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Sep 22, 2016

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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"Trump is like a Jew" is the least convincing pitch to Jews I can imagine.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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quote:

Children who attend godless schools **will** learn to think and reason godlessly.

How do you reason, uh, "godfully"? I'm not trying to be an atheist dick but I thought that was the point, you don't reason your way into faith. I don't know why I'm saying this, the freepers can't hear me. They couldn't hear me even if I was talking to them. I...I just needed to say it?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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FIRST TIME posted:

I went to a really lovely "non-denominational" Christian school all through elementary and I very specifically remember we had a Beka history textbook that was completely deplorable.

These are a couple of gems that I could find:





I went to a really decent Seventh Day Adventist high school were I befriended this girl who was home schooled up until freshman year. She had used the same history textbook and now we laugh about how we're hardcore liberal athiests and how lovely that book was.

They went to Christ, all right.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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BlackIronHeart posted:

That last one with that tagline is great.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Mors Rattus posted:

They can't even agree if Trump won or Hillary cheated and screwed him.

Abuela just tore his heart out and showed it to him on live tv, man, it was great.

Red pantsuit to hide the gore.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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quote:

To: Publius

It’s a dumbass comment. Hillobeans fired all of her bullets last night. Trump fired about 3 out of 500 bullets. Like Mr . T said in Rocky III, “You want some mo’? I got lotsa mo’!”

54 posted on 09/27/2016 11:10:40 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU.)
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Uhhh Clubber Lang lost the second fight after falling for Rocky's strategy of intentionally baiting him

So...

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Playboy was once considered the gold standard in interviews. Malcolm X and Jimmy Carter are the two that spring to mind immediately.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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dalereed was an utter son of a bitch, but at least he did things, you know? I always got the impression his posts were short because he only had so much time to read and post before doing an engine rebuild or roofing a house. Smoking and yelling at the house or car.

e: and he knew how to do bodywork with lead, that's a dying art that with his death is now closer to being dead

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Heh

quote:

He is so heavily invested I would have no respect for him if he paid any income taxes!!

46 posted on 5/20/2016, 6:55:52 PM by dalereed

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Ha, ok apparently Webb Hubbell is supposed to be Chelsea's real dad. When you google him some of the first image results are pictures comparing him to her.

Mental illness is real

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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LESTER HOLT

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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quote:

Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"
The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim
Posted on 10/28/2004, 11:00:58 AM by Mudboy Slim

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...drat the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

:stare:



:stonk:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Priceless

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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This seems like a risky propaganda strategy, you'd have to spend a lot of time explaining that they aren't actual reptilians, unless you're going for the crossover demo.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Geostomp posted:

So now there's been a firebombing at a GOP headquarters in North Carolina.

Can't wait to seem them utterly condemn this as the greatest act of vile evil ever with no self-awareness about these threats whatsoever.

A real attack! And they've cried wolf so many times about ACORN and the New Black Panther Party that nobody will give a poo poo :fap:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Mors Rattus posted:

Let's not go applauding this, though: firebombing ain't good poo poo, even when happening to GOP headquarters. Seriously, I hope they catch whoever did it.

It's tactically inappropriate

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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quote:

To: oblomov

Proving once again that Democrats aren’t just the opposition party; they are the enemy.


9 posted on 10/16/2016, 12:54:00 PM by windsorknot

It's funny how they don't seem to love being on the receiving end. Maybe they'll think twice about gloating next time somebody firebombs a mosque you know what I can't even finish this sentence.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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"It's war!"

*offices get bombed* "OHHH SHIIIIT" :qq:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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jojoinnit posted:

From a couple pages back but I ended up browsing the photobucket album for this event and anyone want to play at Caption Those Freepers?



"We'll make Obama recognize our plush tri-marriage"

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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He can't really drop out at this point, can he? He is on all the ballots. He would just stop campaigning, which would probably make his numbers go up

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Night10194 posted:

It's really weird to read their prayers for the debate. I mean, I'll admit I prayed for Hillary's success, but I don't think I actually had any effect on anything. God isn't some magic pokemon you control by invoking the right words.

Oh, he is to the brand of state-cultist evangelical Freepers tend to be. That's why you used to see Psalm 109:8 in their sigs so much.

quote:

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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try the new taco place posted:

The bus thing is weird projecting too. Anecdotes ain't data, but I have seen many buses in the southern suburbs going to rich/white retirement homes to take Alzheimer's Republicans to the polls en masse. I don't believe they're double voting or anything wrong but it's still another thing that both do (legally)

(((We're just going to Denny's in this van)))

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