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reignofevil posted:Batman Beyond was good and when I get my serious writer chops I'm gonna do a gigantic Batman Netflix series about it. My buddy suggested Jonathan Banks as Old Batman in a live action Batman Beyond series and it was such a great idea I sucked his dick right then and there
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 18:58 |
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Baronjutter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4RsfhKgxFk trigger warning: sudden Josh giggling like a loving rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 20:41 |
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I appreciated The Void. I didn't like it, but I appreciate that they put so much effort into the practical effects. Unfortunately the last scene has a horrible green screen shot which left me with a sour taste in my eyeballs.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 21:50 |
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HoAssHo posted:I was going to watch The Void but Jay said it was meh and he's right about everything always, so then I didn't. Sounds like it was the right call. 0% of all the tentacles in the movie went up vaginas/dickholes/assholes so he must've been very disappointed.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 22:02 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:New Planet of the Apes movie is loving excellent. Emphatically agree. I dunno if it was just emotionally manipulative or if I'm a little bitch but I was invested in the CGI apes the entire time and got a little weepy.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 00:58 |
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Mike doing his exaggerated impression of a guy in a movie, but in a movie
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 18:16 |
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I think some of their ideas are actually good so
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 00:42 |
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Baronjutter posted:I've never understood that idea often pushed in places like CineD that a movie is actually really good even if it's boring poorly written trash so long as there's things maybe hidden deep within, if you interpret them the right way. That sort of depth can elevate a movie, but the core or bones of the movie still needs to be good in the first place. Shhh shhh shh it's okay, it's okay, you're safe now. You can stay with us, the mean cined posters can't hurt you anymore. Here, have a sip of Jay's cum. You'll feel right as rain soon.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 17:38 |
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General Dog posted:Why wouldn't it be a sequel He becomes an Avenger obviously
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 19:41 |
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Schweinhund posted:Well if it's a fantasy movie then it's different but it seems more like a buddy cop movie with fantasy elements then an all out fantasy movie. But LOTR does suck. LOTR is really good, the gently caress wrong with you?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 07:18 |
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ultrabindu posted:Fifth Element is the third best Die Hard movie. I don't understand what you mean. Could you explain with a slickly edited and narrated video about the subject?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 17:31 |
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I love The Fifth Element but Valerian made me want to claw my loving eyes out. Thanks for reading.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 19:10 |
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I was flabbergasted by how not-horrible and I'd even say funny and enjoyable the Goosebumps movie was.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 15:56 |
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bring back old gbs posted:it was extremely cool to see the fish aliens use pirate tactics and also when the giant rear end ships 9/11 eachother was boss - RLM
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 03:48 |
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I'm hungover, someone please give me an old BotW/WotW to watch. Preferably no Josh, but if the episode is good enough I guess it's fine. Thank you.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 21:06 |
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WampaLord posted:Here's one with the Canadians! This is probably the best episode ever
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 00:39 |
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reignofevil posted:Hey just fyi that last BoTW is for tiny titties. Tiny titties eh? Must not be Josh shirtless then, thank gently caress.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 17:48 |
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Look of Silence is absolutely required viewing as well.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 17:50 |
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From Cum to Piss: The RLM thread story
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 21:59 |
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I've never read the books but from what has been described to me it sounds like a very complex fantasy epic of interwoven stories and it seems to have a lot to offer. But the movie looks like a dumb, mindless schlockfest of people shooting other people with guns until eventually a Dark Tower(tm) shoots a laser beam into the sky.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 04:30 |
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It's because Valerian was dogshit garbage made by assholes.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 15:52 |
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I don't poop with my butt I poop with my heart
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 16:42 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I'm at the part where they're in the Jimmy Fallon bubble ride.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 23:05 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:I can think of a ton of exceptions Me too, we're both really smart and wise
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 17:12 |
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Mildly interesting, mildly funny, but more or less unnecessary. GB2016 just isn't really worth anyone's time. Just do the Matrix sequels goddammit
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 02:11 |
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corn in the bible posted:There's an equivalent but they're much less rad because like I said it's much worsw The wormhole alien gods and the pahwraiths are the worst aspects of DS9 and the pilot is very poo poo mate. DS9 as a whole is amazing obviously, but Arrival is much more interesting than talking to monotone autistic people in heart-beat-sound-land
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 17:50 |
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I would love a novelty zombie movie where everyone is rational and logical the entire time and people only die due to inescapable circumstances or extremely bad luck. I mean there'd be zero tension or humanity but at least I'd get to see cool anti-zombie ideas play out on screen.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 16:58 |
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I get mad about movies sometimes but gently caress me I don't go and make an entire subforum about it
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 01:03 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Bullshit, Josh would be Scrappy. Scooby is Len. The implication that Jay and Josh are friends in any sense makes me queasy.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 01:11 |
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So since they are ghosts, and since most of the "ghosts" in Ghostbusters are some type of creature, does that mean they're the ghosts of dead aliens, or ghosts of dead demons?
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 17:10 |
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corn in the bible posted:"Yes! Ghost aliens!" "Those were some of the most - and I'm not exaggerating - some of the most talented ghost aliens I have ever had the privilege to work with."
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 17:20 |
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If you're in the market for lots of Firefly opinions in 2017: my friend you just hit pay dirt Scroll up and enjoy.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 17:17 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I thought he quit Twitter Stephen Fry is also back. Just can't get enough of that twitter feed baby.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 02:18 |
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Lost was a good show throughout its entire run. ("The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine")
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