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Gluten Freeman posted:opossum dumpster this guy is an idiot, opossums own
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'shaming him for having sexual desires doesn't seem right' yeah it does lmao kinkshame his stupid rear end
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Sep 29, 2016 15:17
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my husband has a great butt and i got hank hill rear end 
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Oct 9, 2016 16:07
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WampaLord posted:Me 28f with my fiance 30m Recently bought a house but I've since realized were incompatible. I'm assuming by 'dated for 5 years' means they never really lived together before they bought a house? yikes
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Oct 12, 2016 20:48
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sometimes when i'm like 'hey we need to take out the trash' my husband does a dramatic sigh and goes 'okaaay' and pretends to climb into the can i also do it it's funny when you don't hurt your partner or their feelings
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Oct 16, 2016 20:42
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I may not get this chance again. ????????????????????????? idiot
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Oct 22, 2016 19:10
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Gaunab posted:He also often has to get up mid conversation to (literally) run to the bathroom to have diarrhea. That one happens about every other day. About once a week we are 45 minutes late or more to something because he has a diarrhea attack in the car and I have to pull over somewhere with a bathroom and wait for him to poo poo. I just had a really awful panic attack and this is the funniest loving thing to me right now
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Oct 23, 2016 05:39
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loquacius posted:In the American post-punk revival band The Killers' magnum opus Mr Brightside, a line wherein the singer's significant other touches another man's chest immediately precedes one wherein the other man in question takes off the woman's dress, and furthermore actually, it started out with a kiss
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Oct 24, 2016 20:03
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Oct 24, 2016 20:09
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Jack Trades posted:I [24 F] love my boyfriend [24 M]. but he doesn't want to get circumcised to appease my father. What do I do? couldn't you just lie and be like 'yeah he totally got it done'; what's the dad gonna do, make the boyfriend show him his dong?? e: what stopped her from being like 'he's already circumcised' because I don't think it's exclusive to jewish people? snoo fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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Oct 25, 2016 16:04
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people (myself included because I'm a big baby) can watch a show or whatever and cry over something that isn't real, so it's not much of a stretch for someone to have a different kind of reaction, even a physical one like vomiting. violence and sexual things make me super anxious and anxiety makes me nauseous. I've never thrown up from anxiety, I gag more often washing mayonnaise off a knife, but I can see why someone might have that reaction.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:52
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Oct 27, 2016 00:14
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HardDiskD posted:I (23/M) inadvertently hit my girlfriend (22/M) in the face really hard because she tickled me (and she knows I'm ticklish), but now shes acting like I deliberately did it. I hate both of these people, her for doing someone she knows gets semi-uncontrollable physical responses, and him for saying 'she reaped what she sowed' and worrying about his ~reputation~ like my husband and I gently caress around and tickle/mess with each other and we both have that instinctive kicking/wiggling that happens, but we don't blame each other for it. one time he fell off the bed and scratched the heck out of my cheek trying to hold onto me and I didn't get all pissy and think he did it on purpose, and I have loving BPD also I'm okay with my husband knowing my passwords and I know his as well, I've been able to deal with a lot of the anxiety by now and we're both open with each other.  it can be a problem if it becomes controlling or fueled by jealousy, I know. luckily we're both just so stupid and poor that there's nothing to worry about 
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Oct 28, 2016 18:15
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oops I glazed over stuff I guess, sorry I'm changing my response to 'wow she sucks'
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Oct 28, 2016 18:41
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bubblebee posted:This post has new updates.  this breaks my heart, not gonna lie
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Oct 30, 2016 11:19
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is she sure this dude is 33 loving years old because holy poo poo what a baby
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Nov 1, 2016 04:10
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tip: the cat doesn't give a poo poo unless it's being abused
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Nov 2, 2016 00:37
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Pick posted:People are weirdly circumspect about it. I'm used to saying it at the end of phone calls so sometimes it slips out accidentally. Ok, thank you Mr. Stockbroker, love you bye-bye! Nuebot posted:More than once I've had people reflexively say "love you too" in the exact same absent-minded tone I said it and then it becomes the most hilarious thing after the hanging up as fast as possible out of embarrassment.  I tell my friends that I love them and it's a nice feeling when they say it, too. and when my SO says it. love is nice! but that guy is dumb as hell, 'wahh my girlfriend of a year thinks I love her' snoo fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Nov 2, 2016 |
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Nov 2, 2016 11:30
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Zelder posted:Ladies stop dating weirdos ten years older than you
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Nov 2, 2016 20:01
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loquacius posted:I also wouldn't propose an open relationship so I could try to nail my completely uninterested coworker this seems to be the reason (at least in this thread?) that a lot of people try to 'open up' their relationship and I love that it almost always backfires
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Nov 3, 2016 22:32
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Jenner posted:
no, I promise you it's stupid and a waste of resources
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Nov 4, 2016 10:50
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lifehack: be too poor to afford the furniture you want and instead just take whatever your friends/family/coworkers donate because it's better than nothing (to be fair our dining set is beautiful even if it's a little damaged)
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Nov 8, 2016 05:26
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to be fair, being pregnant when you don't want to be is terrifying e: on the other hand, trust your birth control and make sure you're using it correctly, and keep plan b on hand or something
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Nov 14, 2016 19:32
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Pvt.Scott posted:disaster bags this is what we've decided to call mine now, thank you loquacius posted:Tittyfucking IRL is a blowjob enhancement technique, not a standalone activity 👌👌👌 my husband likes to hit me in the face with me own tit
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Nov 21, 2016 22:24
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MorgaineDax posted:I'm not posting the whole thing, because it's too depressing and he might end up deleting it. But a guy has been posting for the past month about how his wife was cheating on him, and he didn't know if he should leave or stay for the sake of his kids. gently caress this
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Nov 21, 2016 22:57
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boner confessor posted:if you actively dislike children at all you are broken  I don't feel the same way most 'childfree' people do (I usually don't use that word to describe myself because I don't base my whole personality around not having kids lmao). I don't go out of my way to be an rear end in a top hat to parents and their children, I don't want to hurt children and I don't wish for bad things to happen to them, and I'm glad for my friends who had kids and are happy. but I still dislike being around children a lot. so does my husband. like for me it's just personal stuff (trauma, etc) and I can't stand loud noises/screaming so I don't wanna deal with that, and I'm lucky to have a partner who feels the same way. but I think the people on the childfree subreddit are lovely and gross, and usually really drat childish. I'm probably broken tho, you're right
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Nov 23, 2016 04:18
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Facebook Aunt posted:Who enjoys sucking dick? Or eating pussy? No one, that's who. Everybody just does it out of reciprocity. I enjoy sucking dick
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Nov 26, 2016 12:31
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I use noxzema to clean my face and nivea creme to moisturize twice a day because my skin is hot garbage and I can't imagine leaving makeup on longer than the time between my face-washes anymore  and I use mostly eye makeup, not really foundation or anything.
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Nov 28, 2016 12:37
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WampaLord posted:
as someone with bpd, this is probably bpd
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Nov 28, 2016 17:13
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this is weird as hell and this dude/his sister are too loving old for that poo poo
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Nov 29, 2016 04:51
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Lone Goat posted:Wrestling owns, actually it's okay with your SO and also when you're a literal child but it's weird with your adult sibling
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Nov 29, 2016 12:04
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Frosted Flake posted:Me [26 M] with my gf [26 F] duration 1 year, recently found out that my gf used to be a prostitute. I'm not sure how I feel about this. he had sex with dozens of strangers as a lovely/dangerous coping mechanism and that's cool but she got 2 dudes to pay for her poo poo through college and that's just unforgivable
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Nov 30, 2016 12:48
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lohli posted:It was from a few months ago, there were actually some really good responses. goddamn this is a good response
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Nov 30, 2016 13:13
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mullets are unforgivable e: especially at 31 what the hell
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Nov 30, 2016 16:27
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:More like "I'm slowly realizing my wife looks like a dude and it's bothering me." I'll grab the text: wife buff, so what
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Nov 30, 2016 22:32
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100 degrees Calcium posted:It's so weird to me that there's a mental condition which is just "makes you a jackass, incapable of keeping it together for more than a few months without deeply and unapologetically hurting the people who love you." I mean that's not exactly what BPD is, and in the case of the woman with the lovely partner leaving her over a table, if he was diagnosed as a teenager it's entirely possible it's not applicable (they're often hesitant to even diagnose BPD before adulthood) and he probably has something worse or a combination of things. but yes, if you have BPD please get therapy. I don't think there's specific medication for it, so as far as I know you can't simply medicate it away, but it's a process of unlearning lovely behaviors and getting your emotions more regulated, and being conscious of how you act and feel.
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Dec 5, 2016 23:18
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao I love when guys think they're too hot for their girlfriends, open up the relationship and the girls get laid like crazy while they're twisting in the wake. It's so poetic.  this is my favourite thing
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Nuebot posted:I posted briefly about my sister who spent my whole childhood basically making my life hell, endless humiliation and torment. She blamed me for every bad thing that happened to her. Now, 20+ years later she gets diagnosed and its all "I'm sick, it's not my fault". Not a single apology ever. I get that people with BPD are still people, but it's very hard to trust them, to believe that they're not at all like the kind of person experience led me to relate the condition with. I don't think you, or any other BPD sufferer, are monsters. I just find it hard to have sympathy. she's ultimately response for her actions and apologies/lack thereof and she seems to be using her BPD diagnosis as an excuse for being a lovely person without making amends. and that's not okay. and I'm sorry that you went through hell with a mentally ill family member, I know that's difficult. I feel kinda weird about your 'hard to trust/hard to have sympathy' statement about people with BPD though. I know why you feel that way. but idk this post of mine is pretty useless and I think your sister is poo poo regardless and I think it's unfair to paint everyone with BPD as untrustworthy or whatever but I don't want to invalidate your experiences either e: also idk much about your situation but why didn't your parents do anything? mine at least tried to deal with my exxxtreme self harm and stuff and put up with taking me to therapy and my several hospital stays. I'm a million times better now but I'll always be unlearning bad behaviors and trying to keep my emotions under control. I have a lot more than just BPD but it all kinda mixes up into a giant anxious mess lol Bonzo posted:I [21 F] want a guinea pig, my boyfriend [21 M] doesn't want one. We live separately. What do I do? guinea pigs > video games, 
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'm not gonna defend that, but he at least seems to feel really bad about it now and is treating it like the huge violation of privacy it is, for whatever that's worth. EG the subject of the post is "I did something and I need help" idk no one forced him to touch a panty or jack off to the sex tape in the first place
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do snowblowers even work with wet snow or the kind of gross slushy poo poo that gets piled on the sides of the road/end of the driveway when plows come by?? I thought they were only useful for powdery or less-wet snow.
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