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KomodoWagon posted:berth ell pup jesus loving christ Like, I don't speak Old Norse, but I can tell that poo poo isn't Old Norse.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:It's this guy's own fault for half assing his grift. If you want to convince people you're British for anything other than a one night stand, you're just going to have to commit to convincing everyone that you're British so the secret doesn't get out. I would love to see what happens if he actually meets a British chick. (I can confirm as an actual British person who lived in the US for years that the accent does get you hella laid, mind you...)
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mind the walrus posted:Does it work the other way around? I don't care personally because I'm never going to the UK, but I'm curious. All the US cultural exports must make US accents sound humdrum, and even if not American English sounds like a barking dog who dropped out of German II. Yeah, mostly, no, if you're talking about a generic American accent. A Deep South type accent can work pretty well though, going for that whole Gone with the Wind thing I guess.
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Oct 14, 2016 16:18
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JFairfax posted:no, we hate americans in england. all foriengers in fact now Um you live in Chicago now, you're no longer in a position to say things like that, immigrant 
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Oct 14, 2016 16:33
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Pick posted:True, but work friends are a different kind of friend. Not even because of them, it can be because of you too. Obviously, you have to behave differently with those you work with than those you don't. So she's going to be in for a world of disappointment if she thinks they're the same thing either. It's an open relationship and she often 'crashes on this chef dude's couch'. Are we sure that isn't more like 'is impaled on his dick' i.e. it's already more than a work friendship?
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Oct 17, 2016 16:54
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Jack Trades posted:I cannot for the life of me parse anything meaningful from that story. Natural vs straightened hair and 'good hair' in general is a big thing historically for African-American women. Like, historically black women straightened their hair to look more like white ideas of what's pretty on women. I'm guessing she has a big chip on her shoulder about that for some reason and thinks her boyfriend wants her to look ghetto/unclassy as a control thing? 
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Oct 18, 2016 13:53
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this might get deraily but how the gently caress are they Jews and not Christians then If it's this guy's organisation - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moishe_Rosen - they are Christians. It's kind of a Baptist bait and switch to get Jewish people to convert.
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Oct 18, 2016 17:49
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Glenn Quebec posted:Filial piety dictates that the son suffers silently as the mother runs rampant with his credit history. Surely as a minor you can't legally enter into a contract anyway. The debts should be unenforceable (and any company that's letting her use his deets is on the hook for making an unenforceable deal with a minor without checking).
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Oct 19, 2016 15:39
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Anony Mouse posted:Please stop talking about the master self-cuck, it's hilarious but gets a bit old and is a bit like punching a defenseless, self-owning baby who has already falcon punched himself into outer space. I feel sorry for the poor big girls he will presumably end up dating. Dude should just chill out, fat chicks are hot.
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Oct 31, 2016 12:52
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Are these "red flags" or am I overthinking things? [22/F][23/M] I, err, hope the comments in the thread are to the same effect because  she is going to get raped.
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Nov 2, 2016 17:12
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Leon Einstein posted:I don't think it's religion; this woman won't even give him a handy, and we all know Jesus is cool with that. Not necessarily, for the same reason some real Jesus freaks aren't cool with masturbation. Spilling the seed on the ground and all that.
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Nov 4, 2016 17:58
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Lockback posted:I think we might have a nice bumper crop coming up Good news redditor! (  )
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Nov 9, 2016 12:40
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Sammus posted:He'll cook, but it sounds like he's the kinda rear end in a top hat who doesn't believe in doing anything to clean up after he cooks. If you live in the UK and work a regular job taxes are automatic. You don't have to file anything every year.
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Dec 4, 2016 13:13
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Pick posted:women need to stop dating terrible older men that smarter, age-contemporary women discarded. they're effectively subsidizing the dude not getting his poo poo together. then he gets to be 45 and too saggy even for the daddy-issue'd and then where will he be? eating chex mix out of a can, and it doesn't even come in a can. it's cruel. I've known chicks in their 20s with daddy issues who date dudes in their 60s. There's always hope.
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Troposphere posted:when I went to London there were coin operated bathrooms and it was the worst Was that in the railway station? Because that is a thing there (yes, it sucks) but only there, not in restaurants that I've ever seen and definitely not in houses.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Dating anyone of any age is gross, all those fluids and smells yuk! Not with a 17 year old in quite a lot of states, though. California isn't the entire US.
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Feb 28, 2017 16:41
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ArbitraryC posted:Interracial couples are p uncommon and I would just say that they were both expressing sentiments that the vast majority of people have whether they're willing to admit it or not, it's super weird to get so bent out of shape about it imo. Hello hi I am in an interracial marriage and in this thread *spooky noises* It's not actually that uncommon assuming you don't literally live in Naziville, Mississibama.
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Mirthless posted:severe phimosis is treated with circumcision, though Hello hi former phimosis-haver here and I did indeed get medically circumcised for it at the age of 13. I do not recommend the several months of agonising recovery while your wang looks like raw beef. Edit: and his gf can forget about sex for like three more months after the op, too, obvs. feedmegin fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Mar 7, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:it's a bunch of doofy bullshit mostly recently invented to separate fools from their money but even the women who don't need every goofy rear end rule enforced to the letter to feel 'legitimate' typically have to deal with a shrieking harpy swarm of other women who do think that way, just wear the loving blue dress for a day dude. 
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Pick posted:Eventually I caught her having anal sex with a "friend" in the basement. I angrily kicked the guy out and grounded her for a month. She told me it was the first time and it wouldn't happen again. Uhhh how the hell did he know this. Was he looking that closely at his daughter banging? Also yes your daughter is gonna bang hella dudes, as is her right as an adult, better learn to deal with it. Edit: he saw a man and a woman having sex. Figuring out exactly which hole it's going in? Yeah that's not exactly casual across the room stuff, y'know.
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Pvt.Scott posted:At least a sternly worded letter from the Queen Mum about how disappointed she is or something. Uh. Dictated via Ouija board?
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Pvt.Scott posted:Did the old warhorse finally pop off? I've been avoiding news almost entirely for a good while. She's been in the grave for a decade and a half, dude. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:haha, I was thinking of the current Queen. What, do you think I'm some sort of filthy papist or something? I guarantee that if her current Maj had died you would have heard about it, 'avoiding the news' or not. Same with the pope even if you're not a papist 
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TOOT BOOT posted:How come psychos and victims seem to find each other so often in relationships? You would assume 90% of the women out there would get out long before that point. Chances are that often happens and thus it never ends up on Reddit because 'he did something a bit crazy and I instantly dumped his rear end' isn't much of a story.
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maskenfreiheit posted:i like the part where they act like croatia is some sort of war torn hellhole I mean to be fair it literally was....about 25 years ago.
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maskenfreiheit posted:one nice thing about europe is you can get an overnight train to pretty much anywhere pretty cheap, he should ditch his friend and finish the trip alone Uhhh not the part of Europe known as Britain which is apparently where he is. Trains are expensive here.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:An ambulance could easily be $2000 at the low-end in the US without insurance. My dudes have you considered having a National Health Service? It turns out that works pretty well, by and large.
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maskenfreiheit posted:how does it work in europe, healthcare wise? All depends on the country. He can't get 'an EU passport', he has to get e.g. a French or German one. In the UK, to get the free routine healthcare you have to be a UK resident (regardless of citizenship, including British). I'm pretty drat sure the NHS isn't going to charge you for the ambulance if you keel over in the street regardless of that, though. (Though some Googling does show that they charge you, or rather your insurer, if it's a road traffic accident and you're the one at fault - more like 50 quid than a grand, though!)
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Danaru posted:My friend won lawsuit of over $1 million, but wants to use my bank account to deposit the money. What can go wrong? It's probably this - https://www.fca.org.uk/consumers/money-transfer-scams
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fruit on the bottom posted:Bf's mom asked me to provide birth certificate, W-2 and last 2 paystubs so she can bring someone over from Vietnam? My guess would be a fake https://www.uscis.gov/greencard/affidavit-support
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:
On the plus side at least, feral cats and indeed feral cat colonies are a thing? They're not like human newborn babies or anything, it's quite possible they're still alive. Still a poo poo thing to do mind you; on the other, take them to a shelter and there's a fair chance a lot of them get put down anyway if they can't find a new owner.
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Personally I think fat chicks are hot
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fruit on the bottom posted:What are the worst consequences I could get for what I did I mean, trying to buy alcohol when you're below the age limit is its own crime. Also, he might get the shop owner into legal trouble as well. Nice job kid.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Seems like the obvious response is to tell the husband everything and destroy her marriage? He did.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:16 year old probably shouldn't be loving a 27 year old Yeah this. Or more like 27 year old shouldn't be loving 16 year old. It is (just, barely) legal in the UK assuming the maid doesn't count as being in a position of authority over the boy in some fashion (there are laws to stop teachers, clergymen etc boning their charges under the age of 18) but come on 
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So his big thing is that he should be able to say it wherever/whenever he likes (and probably thinks spelling the word he's saying out loud 'nigga' makes it fine) but he calls it the N word in the title of his post? Come on, guy. You know you hosed up. Going James Damore on this is not going to get you anywhere.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:I once was conversing with a black co-worker about representation in The Star Wars (we were agreeing it was Good, and also Cool), and another black co-worker overheard and spun it off into a discussion over whether the preferred nomenclature was "black" or "african american" and instead of piping up and contributing with "well ~actually~ John Boyega is a British Subject," I did the Homer fading into the bushes move but with cubicles. Considering British subjects (at least when we're talking about a dude born in Peckham) aren't a thing since https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Nationality_Act_1948 you'd be right! Edit: cripes good thing we don't have any colonies per se these days I guess feedmegin fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Aug 14, 2017 |
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Pick posted:Insipid homewrecker. This red A's for you dipshit. Why do you think the guy's attached? Not everyone that age is you know.
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limpy wimpy posted:Its actually 3 years, and all the branches have that. And its for not having ANY discipline problems. It amuses me that in the American military you can get an actual medal for this. Brezhnev would be envious.
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Anne Whateley posted:The coupon was probably from restaurants.com; they offer ludicrous coupons like $1 for $25 worth. The problem is there are a ton of catches and the restaurant usually isn't on board so you would have to debate them constantly. Uh how does that even work? The website just makes up a coupon saying 'this poo poo is super cheap' ?! Surely the restaurant has to have approved it for it to work at all.
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