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Fuckin' Wuss Baby (friends w/ benefits)
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My Imaginary GF posted:also, whats with white girls wanting to go to ireland? it seems to be the #1 white girl ideal vacation destination You know you can get as loving drunk as you want and you won’t look that drunk, which is all any white girl secretly wants.
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Jul 14, 2018 22:45
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No matter how attractive someone is, there are always 2-5 people that are completely sick of their bullshit. Sometimes they are all roommates lol
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Jul 24, 2018 04:16
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Ending a relationship at Burning Man owns. At first it seemed traumatic, but you can bounce back and be hooking up with someone literally 10 minutes later.
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Jul 24, 2018 23:17
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I don’t know what I ever thought this thread would be about but holy poo poo everyone of these “I’ve been with X for a super short period of time and they want me to do something insane or they are super abusive and weird, Am I Dumb for staying?” and it makes you wonder how these people live and work and dress themselves... and then you look at the poo poo you put up with to get laid and say “nah this makes sense...” Way more people copping to invest than so would have ever dreamed though.
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Aug 18, 2018 12:59
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“I wish I was sluttier” is the saddest and most alien feeling to me. I wish I was less slutty every day
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Aug 18, 2018 15:03
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Walking in on some jock couch-smashing your 15 year old niece on your couch and not even attempting to talk to her means that for everyone’s health he needs to get them out of the house.
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Apr 23, 2019 22:50
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in my entire life I've never seen a situation where a person didn't have a lovely relationship without their friends knowing more or less immediately. You're often blind because you're getting laid or in love, but your friends know right away. The dude's friend probably saw this from a mile away. Mom hosed my Boyfriend: Your boyfriend is gross, but your mom is a predator.  Paper Towels: You married an infant
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Apr 27, 2019 14:53
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Just LoL if you think anything besides Manhattan, DC, or Hollywood is the nerve cluster of the US of A. Literally no one on Earth cares what happens in Rhode Island or Vermont or Connecticut or Massachusetts at loving all. You are the flyover states between us and parts of Canada. Like Wooooohooo Boston, go Celtics, you got a foot race and some robot dogs big whoop Yes we settled there originally and as a result many customs matriculated south and west but are now so far removed from modern New England that they could easily be different countries at this point.
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Apr 27, 2019 15:51
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All anyone on the coast knows about Chicago is that you watch sports to drown out the sounds of gun violence and we all make fun of your pizza because you make it wrong. Also I guess lots of really great music and comedy comes from there, but the only reason I know that is because those people move away from Chicago to come to LA and NYC. It’s not coastal elitism, it’s common sense. these are jokes. Boise, Idaho and Deluthe, Minnesota are just as American as Times Square, Hollywood, and the Grand Canyon, this conversation is geo-tribalism and stupid
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Apr 27, 2019 16:51
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:If it was just the posts I'd suspect it was a troll, but there are so many defensive comments on all three posts (horse post is three months before concert post) that I think it's real. Wait “tits on a platter” lady is the same woman who is too fat to pack her own bags? Lolololol what a miserable sack of poo poo.
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Apr 28, 2019 12:52
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Extreme LoL at Phone-Dad’s wife’s friends saying that giving your daughter a lovely phone is too harsh. loving Millenials (I’m 31, we’re the 2nd worst generation) acting like a cell phone is a right, it’s disgusting. My therapist has two kids and he got them special apple watches that can only call and text he and his wife’s phones and like 10-15 numbers they have to approve, it was like $250. That seems reasonable to me, but if my daughter ever turned to me and said “why don’t you get a better job so I can have a nicer phone” ha ha ha that’s a good one sweetie now go lie down in the sleeping bag in the garage and when you’re ready appreciate everything we’ve done for you you can come back inside. Stand up to your kids folks. It’s ok to be mean to spoiled brats, they’ll need it to not grow up to be huge pieces of garbage.
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Apr 28, 2019 13:59
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This might not be fully related to coke-can boner but my girlfriend has really big tits and is really skinny and if she catches me watching porn with a skinnier woman who has bigger boobs she gets kinda catty and a little butthurt. She doesn’t care about butt, lips, thighs, anything else but any woman I notice with bigger boobs makes her weirdly insecure, even if the rest of the woman is kind of a train wreck. I always assumed it would be wrong to draw comparisons between how men view their dicks vs how women view their boobs but maybe it’s not so crazy after all?
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May 13, 2019 23:11
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MasBrillante posted:I can’t imagine why the girlfriend of someone who calls the women be jacks off to “trainwrecks” (or “the rest of them” anyway) would be insecure about her body lol. Dude come on if I can’t objectify the women in porn who the gently caress can I objectify, Jesus Christ what the hell
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May 13, 2019 23:39
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Finding out your children are in love and married is both deeply hosed up and also a stunning indictment of your terrible parenting. How divorced from your children’s lives are you that your 21 year old son and 19 year old daughter start hooking up and keep hooking up for 5 years and you don’t know what’s going on?
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May 23, 2019 18:34
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Giving a poo poo about tattoos is a ridiculous old people thing. I was the Manager at my last job and every employee had tattoos and I can comfortably estimate over 3/4 of our clients had visible tattoos.The owner was a 60 year old Hungarian woman who insisted that they lacked class and made the business look trashy and asked us to wear sleeves and long pants. Also some people have this weird "all tattoos are bad" opinion that almost certainly comes from not getting laid enough in High School and College. Seriously imagine being under 35 and giving a poo poo what people do with their bodies, just insane LMAO at that.
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Jun 18, 2019 17:08
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for not telling my best friend I'm dating her uncle? Anytime, literally anytime at all, that you’re loving someone half/twice your age is worth a second look, IMO. Something is going on there.
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Jul 4, 2019 16:14
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100% of people who post about sex on social media are losers who think they gently caress real good
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Jul 4, 2019 16:33
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Dad did completely fine, mom watches too many movies. Gay son is probably relieved that his dad recognizes that it’s no big deal.
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Jul 4, 2019 19:12
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I tried to come out to my mom and she was like “are you sure we haven’t had this conversation already?” and then she said “anyways I guess it makes sense, your dad was bi!” which was NEWS TO ME so my own coming out accidentally became my dead dad’s posthumous coming out. My brother just went “yeah that makes sense” and we went back to playing Rainbow Six. We’re a petty open minded family but I was still really happy that no one needed any kind of follow up or felt the need to make a big deal about it but I really wanna hear about my dad being a fairy twink in San Fransisco living with another dude in the 60’s before moving to Boston and falling in love with a stripper. What!?
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Jul 4, 2019 19:49
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GamingHyena posted:To be fair to the in-laws he was probably undeserving of his wife once he dedicated his life to being a professional gamer. The fact he missed the birth of his premature son to play a video game tournament is just kind of icing on the cake at this point. This dude sounds like a piece of poo poo but unless they get health care through his wife’s job then someone needs to be able to pay the 15k hospital bill for the baby being born. Potentially walking away from that much money for your family might not have been an option. It really bums me out that he didn’t tell us what the game was, if it was like Overwatch or FIFA or Street Fighter id be supportive but if he’s a Smash grinder I hope his thumbs fall off.
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Jul 4, 2019 21:05
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QuarkJets posted:That goes against everything that I learned from nwa Yeah well Dr. Dre beats the everloving gently caress out of women so don’t listen to a drat thing he says.
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Jul 4, 2019 21:17
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LoL the story was explicitly clear that the BIL asked his sister (it’s also her bed and let’s be honest she’s 100% the person who cleans the laundry anyway) and she was 100% cool with it and even sort of expected it. What is the problem exactly? Is the ghost of gay sex gonna haunt your bed forever more? Edit: Would you be more upset if he had just spent all night farting in bed but DID NOT change the sheets than you would if he’d boned his BF but DID change the sheets and flip the mattress? Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jul 4, 2019 |
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Jul 4, 2019 21:56
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The dude is clearly scared that the gay brothers butt semen will contaminate his straight heteroman bod with cooties, it really couldn’t be more transparent. The two or three goons defensively insisting that this was a gross abuse of personal space and a violation of intimacy are just letting us know that’s not ok with them, but I stand with the sister and the many, many other goons who don’t think loving in someone’s bed is the same thing as using their toothbrush or dildo (these examples are insane and your house is probably cold and uninviting)
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Jul 4, 2019 22:29
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I read an article in a punk rock magazine about how a dude got an Alakline Trio tattoo but they just got shittier and shittier until eventually he added a big No sign over it like Ghostbusters and a little word bubble that said “whoops” on it.
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Jul 5, 2019 04:28
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Buy a new mattress you cheep piece of poo poo, who sleeps on something with springs in 2019.
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Jul 10, 2019 13:12
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