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quote:We both were getting extremely aroused together and after the shower decided to pause and share a prayer together before we took things any further. I think I found the problem.
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Why would you not pick up your friend if you live 10 minutes away and are specifically going to a place with them to hang out? What weird thought processes she must have.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:You are not wrong but she really only has a few options here 3) Revenge. Other than the lady dating her bully, I can't think of a better opportunity, especially if he really doesn't remember her.
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I like to think my wife would jump in there and help me fight off her family if they just started attacking me for no reason. Not that that's likely to come up because my life isn't a nightmare.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:42
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why beat up your wife when you could be punching a dog instead? makes no sense.
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Themata posted:Decided to explore what my heritage would bring out in r/relationships: Lol that all her friends and family were talking poo poo about him to his face thinking he didn't understand. And I guess she didn't say or do anything about it? What the hell.
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Zzulu posted:who the heck still drinks so heavily at 30 that they come home and pass out in the hallway over dead dogs check out this nerd. I will get drunk and fall on dogs until the day i die.
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Mar 6, 2017 11:43
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The person whose house it is is supposed to say the prayer. You don't ask random guests to do it because it puts them on the spot, especially when you don't know their religion. At best they will be uncomfortable, and at worst they will tell you your religion is stupid and wrong.
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Apr 13, 2017 14:21
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Mirthless posted:
Grew up in a Christian family and went to other church members' houses for dinner all the time. Person whose house it was always said grace, which seems to be a clearly better system since there's no chance of sky-wizard comebacks.
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Apr 13, 2017 14:44
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boner confessor posted:a better system is raising your children not to date fat redditors then they'll rebel and date the fattest ones they can find.
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Apr 13, 2017 14:56
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Pvt.Scott posted:So, you're saying if I start posting on Reddit, I might have a chance in 14 years? impressive self-own. but the answer is "no," there will always be someone fatter.
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Apr 13, 2017 15:05
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putrid aidsman posted:Theres more The person whose job is to know more than me and control the class is acting like she knows more than me and is trying to control everything.
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Apr 17, 2017 22:41
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you can't punch a ghost anyway, i've tried. you just have to reason with it
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Apr 18, 2017 14:11
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Pick posted:otoh this is how you lose elections, by having someone try to start a conversation in good faith and then you making a real long fart sound with your mouth I'm not voting for Improbable Lobster anymore, he and/or she is out of touch with the common man and/or woman.
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Apr 19, 2017 16:31
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Psycho Society posted:God this thread gets so lame when it reaches a critical mass of terrible posters. Please shoot it, or me I love how terrible this thread is, and that it keeps trudging on in the face of terrible adversity. It's my guilty pleasure thread.
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Apr 21, 2017 21:48
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cumshitter posted:I announced my vendetta in a way that was compliant with model UN procedures. I don't see the problem here. This is especially funny since Actual Trump just went to the Actual UN and threatened to genocide an entire country, and it was fine. It would probably make the model UN more accurate if they let the MAGA guy do his thing.
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Sep 23, 2017 13:16
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andrew smash posted:Where do people hear this poo poo? No it doesn't. if you drink enough of it, it can
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Nov 29, 2017 11:22
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Inescapable Duck posted:Goons will always derail as long as they possibly can to talk about food. gently caress you if you don't like to read boring food posts
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Someone tell those poor kids that they can leave their phone at home when they need to go out and get wasted, laid, or otherwise debauched.
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