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alpaca diseases posted:catsex goon, get a dog- theyre objectively better in every single way and your gf may start seeing you as the man she wishes you were 
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not necessarily the best suggestion but unless you get insanely weird a hooker will put up with you. its what they're paid for 
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Oct 6, 2016 16:03
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i watched a 50+ woman pull a dildo out of her rear end on a cam site and some poo poo came out after one time
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Oct 7, 2016 08:40
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new phone who dis posted:To avoid spoilers, duh. lol
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P-Mack posted:The E/N thread had a post about a guy being repeatedly abandoned by his father. It got a page and a half of serious responses before someone said, "Umm, pretty sure that was Gohan." got the link to it? i vaguely remember it and want to reread it
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Schlub Husband posted:No, she meant "good, giving, and game", something sex advice columnist Dan Savage came up with. Essentially she's saying that although combining sex with food isn't her thing, she was willing to go there for her partner because she is a giving sex partner and game to try new things. its definitely for gennady golovkin
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Oct 20, 2016 13:02
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surely you could just like take 1 immodium pill a day less and not get withdrawal. 170 is a long loving time to wean yourself off it
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Oct 21, 2016 14:56
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lol at someone suggesting sending a trump tape to wikileaks thinking it would see the light of day
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Oct 21, 2016 15:15
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Dawncloack posted:How come? I honestly don't know. they're a mouthpiece for russia now and russia want president trump
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Oct 21, 2016 15:44
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i wish i got xanax off my mam
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Oct 24, 2016 15:22
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gently caress her first then tell her for maximum drama
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Oct 25, 2016 20:58
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Solice Kirsk posted:My non anonymous confession is that I switched careers and absolutely hate my new one. I've only been at it 5 months, but I'm never gonna be happy with it. Not to mention I'm making less money than I did because they sort of lied about how my commissions work. I know it's too soon, but I'm seriously thinking about looking for a new job already. if you hate it and can move easily why bother waiting?
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Oct 26, 2016 15:35
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Solice Kirsk posted:Teaching your child that knives solve problems is a slippery slope. Look at the UK! It's like knife crime island over the! its more personal than using guns imo
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Minge is British I agree clunge is better though
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Nov 14, 2016 21:34
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you should try being less angry and having nice meltdowns komodowagon
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Nov 16, 2016 16:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:True that. Having a kid on an average income now means you will probably never retire. We're a generation that will have to work well into our 80's while all the Baby Boomers have been retired for like 40 years due to advances in health care. Plotting for the possibility of there being no social security for people in their 30's now is an actual thing to be considered. boomers are awful 
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Nov 16, 2016 21:29
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KomodoWagon posted:The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature. this explains an awful lot about your posting
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Nov 18, 2016 21:48
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it was about your weird hatred of your parents actually
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Nov 19, 2016 15:15
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i'm the infamous finding of life nobody has heard of
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Nov 25, 2016 10:01
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i went ot see my very attractive dentist earlier tonight and now i'm wondering if thats a fetish because having someone poke around and scrape your teeth and such isn't very pleasant
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Dec 7, 2016 21:42
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lol at neither parent noticing or caring that their step kids were loving
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Dec 8, 2016 15:58
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i met someone who's grandparents adopted and they grew up together nad then hosed and i think thats more weird than teens meeting each other and living in close proximity ending up loving if my dentist was pressing her tits against me i didn't notice because she was either drilling or scraping my teeth and i was more focused on the pain
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Dec 8, 2016 22:09
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Arrhythmia posted:floss your teeth then, god i floss my teeth every day. boring confession i know
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Dec 9, 2016 09:33
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hire a hooker
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Dec 9, 2016 14:33
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how much did it hurt? how hosed up is your face
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Dec 9, 2016 20:09
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buy her a strap on and let her peg you
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Dec 9, 2016 20:32
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serves him right and he can sever or let her plough him
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Dec 9, 2016 20:44
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you irl posted:"incel" goon: lol if you're a woman and can't get sexual attention - like just take off your clothes! have you ever seen the people on chaturbate? 2000 goons jerking off and praising some misshapen eastern european mom nothing wrong with misshapen eastern european mums
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Dec 10, 2016 10:15
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Cumslut1895 posted:I legit had a "showed up to school naked" dream these and the teeth dreams are all anxiety dreams
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Dec 12, 2016 10:12
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i'm not reading that insanely long confession but it seems to me if you're gay anf want to gently caress mostly straight guys you should get good at cross dressing if you're fat, hairy and never going to pass well sucks to be you
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Dec 12, 2016 23:37
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Captain Yossarian posted:That cheap rear end Christmas goon is Komodo Wagon, right? lol like he'd let family stay over on christmas even for money
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Dec 14, 2016 17:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pfft, there's been maybe three real confessions in the entire thread. And I choose to believe they were the guy that hooked up with his weird PhD boss, the dude that wrote that 4 page love letter, and obviously the guy that tortures monkeys. the itchy crotch goon was probably real
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Dec 14, 2016 18:40
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i meant to say the christmas guy should either suck it up because its been years or break up with his gf on christmas eve stop being a baby
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Dec 15, 2016 22:16
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that or whatever silk road knock off is popular people are that dumb
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Dec 16, 2016 10:12
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i hope they do get fired so we know who it was
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Dec 16, 2016 16:17
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if you're having sex with men you're bi at least
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Dec 17, 2016 01:32
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The Management posted:My confession is that I'm a heterosexual man who is happy with the gender I was born into and only want to wear men's clothing and have sex with women (and womanish robots). I know there are a few others like me out there, I just wanted to tell you all to stay strong. you're the grandma loving prostitute aren't you
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you should have sex with him imo
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Beastiality seems a bit excessive for liking s fantasy author
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