Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

a mysterious cloak posted:

I work with someone who has the tattoo. She's smoking hot, but she is crazy as poo poo.

My girlfriend got that exact tattoo with no prior knowledge that it was used as a symbol for suicidals. She just thought it was aesthetically pleasing or something. Every once in awhile when we're out doing things strangers will pull her aside and be like "girl I know the struggle" and try to hug her or something. She's all "LOLOLOL no get away weirdo"

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 04:24

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:49

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Space T Rex posted:

I imagined that whole thing as happening between Michael and Darryl from the office.

Lol

but Andy rather than Michael.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 01:30

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EX250 Type R posted:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take bro

-Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 16:21

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Harakiri Potter posted:

- Lee Harvey Oswald
- Bud Dwyer

-Ricardo Lopez

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 16:42

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

THE BEST
OF ME

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 17:09

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

The continuity in that work of fiction has some serious issues.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 15:01

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WhiteHowler posted:

Back up... Which kind of magic are we talking about here?

Stage magic? Okay, viable conversation topic if you're not creepy and obsessed about it.

Magic as in "I'm very into Wiccan beliefs and identify as a witch"? That's going to scare 99% of people away if you lead with that.

Magic: The Gathering? If you didn't meet the person at a comic book store or convention, jesus christ no, what are you doing.

The magic of Christmas ~~ <3

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 17:07

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Bip Roberts posted:

I'm guessing the ole Chapo Trap House boys.

Their whole style is chump

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 02:09

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loquacius posted:

Incel guy

Maybe try Christian Mingle. Not even kidding. I had a roommate once that was a below average looking dude (pretty magnetic personality, though) that was meeting and having sex with several different women a month, all from the ming.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 16:31

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

quote:

junkie goon

Same

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 21:58

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

That podcast fesh is definitely one of the cum boys

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 04:29

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Same^

Anyone that needs to talk about addiction can PM me whenever.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 13:57

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

That Teagan fesh was physically painful to read gahh

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 13:47

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CheesyDog posted:

Failson goon, have you thought about

The Army

The KISS army fucc u mom and dad

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 19:13

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Bob NewSCART posted:

Haha nice.

Thx man

# ¿ May 7, 2017 01:42

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe it's sort of like a bar quiz and if you give an answer that makes the quiz master laugh you can get the points as well.

Pro move is spelling out "teacher sux" with the Scantron bubbles

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 15:55

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

20k is a pretty insane chunk for middle class folks. I can't even fathom spending that much money in a three month period.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2017 22:17

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:49

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

loquacius posted:

Sleep jerk

This happened to me once, when I was on a lot of drugs. I woke up the next morning to an extremely emotionally hurt girlfriend and felt terrible for weeks. Never happened again, and idk where the gently caress it came from.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 20:45

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