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Android Blues posted:Yes, and I should make the caveat that there's a lot of good horror out there, and I'm a huge horror fan. Just that as a kid, you kinda figured, "ah, horror is about psychologically upsetting things, not just people getting exploded so their guts fly everywhere," when actually there are a million and one terrible adult horror novels out there that are entirely about people getting exploded so their guts fly everywhere, written at a sub-Goosebumps reading level. I remember reading a book like that but can’t for the life of me remember what it was called Things I remember; Some guy swimming in the poo poo tank of a roadside toilet, is discovered by his daughter who happens to stop there- you think he’s a ghoul or something but turns out he just went crazy The big bad is powerless against Jade rear end eating (incredibly descriptive) The book had like a spooky house behind iron wrought fence type cover Heads in an oven But hey I was deployed and there was gently caress all else to read by the end of it alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Aug 25, 2018 |
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Drunken Baker posted:Yanks are poo poo at drinking. "20 beers at a ball game" is 20 stubby tins, which is what? 5 pints? Raise your aim. How bitchmade people are at drinking aside, 20 beers at a ballgame must cost an absolute fuckload
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cut out the fake plastic middleman and just use your homies rear end next time imo sexventure goon Sounds like yous have the sort of relationship where he’d be open to considering it
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You focused on fit and attractive you were a couple of times whalegoon so I feel it pertinent to mention that: there is a chance you’re not as fit and attractive as you think you are and any attempt to trade up will result in a whole lot of rejection
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Sep 14, 2018 09:51
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wait wait wait DivorceGoon you thought being a solo dad would hinder your romantic prospects? lol god drat
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Sep 22, 2018 23:56
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mfcrocker posted:Find a haircut you like the look of. Literally show the person who is cutting your hair that picture. Look stupid as gently caress because you have no taste and got a mullet Despite all of this being true mullets actually rule
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Oct 3, 2018 07:13
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OfficeGoon- your wife knows and she’s probably making arrangements to leave right now, which may or may not involve loving you over You’re the stupid/oblivious one if you think even for a second she fell for “oh my phone code that I’ve had for however long was suddenly too hard for me to remember” lol
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sneakyfrog posted:when you get stabbed by your soon to be ex wife, I will laugh at you dorky mcdickdipper shes absolutely going to try talk your wife into stabbing you(r rear end with the strapon), then absconding with her as a cuckqueen duo, both laughing at your now ruined life (and rear end in a top hat)
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Nov 17, 2018 08:03
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when she says she’s going to destroy you she means with the strap on which is obviously at her house, since she’s loving office girl
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Jan 20, 2019 07:44
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late but;CheesyDog posted:put whey into
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Feb 21, 2019 19:41
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The Diddler posted:Cold brew works really well, if you're into that this guy gets it
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Feb 26, 2019 09:07
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have you considered embedding yourself in his life and loving him with a strap on
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Mar 2, 2019 13:21
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this is from a couple pages ago but yea WineGoon- she was horny/lonely during the leadup to (perhaps because of) her friends engagement party and took a chance that she got to during it to get laid sucks cause you probably would have had a shot if you took a gamble but eh, it happens to all of us
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Mar 20, 2019 09:32
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Deatbeat FriendsGoon your ‘friends’ are exactly that- deadbeats who either are trying to actively, or will passively drag you back down to their level Perhaps maintain contact with one or two that you are/were particularly close with, but only to the extent that you can be notified when they stop being deadbeats as above, but otherwise leave them behind
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Apr 11, 2019 12:10
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ElGroucho posted:Just do what I do and be charming and handsome and smell good what if I’m none of these
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doormat goon posted:I knew which was which because I knew the bite marks and style of eating and I had wrapped each item This combined with your purestrain D&D point by point responses tell me a not-insignificant amount of the problems in this relationship are actually being caused by you
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wtf there’s no age cutoff for whacking it to porn genres Like I still fantasise about the freak of a gf I had back in my teens- do I now need to mentally age so it’s not ‘creepy’? Just don’t think like/be a creep when you’re browsing the ‘hub (or ever) and it won’t be hth
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