Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

My girlfriend and I were having sex and she asked me to talk dirty to her. I'm worried that destroyed our relationship.

We have pretty vanilla sex all things considered. I look at some weird pornography to scratch the itch, my girlfriend understands this and has agreed it's okay. I mostly look at foot fetish stuff, breast domination, and some MILF stuff. Those are my tastes, simple as that.

So we're having sex and she asks me to talk dirty. So I call her my filthy foot slut and start chewing on her ear. She seemed okay and I went more hardcore - calling her a cum slut and a dick loving bitch, all of which she was okay with. Then I hosed up.

I called her Mom as I was cumming.

Holy poo poo, I have never seen her move so fast. She pushed me off, jumped off the bed and threw on a robe so fast I barely registered what was happening. She started grilling me with questions like if I had an issue with my mom (I don't), if I fantasized about my mom (I don't), if I fantasized about HER mom (maybe a little, admittedly), stuff like that. She asked me to leave and as I was walking out I heard her get in the shower.

She's barely talked to me since then - just a text or two a day. We had been dating for almost a year and now it's like she's a stranger again. I think it's over and I don't know what to do. I've asked to see her multiple times and she just says "I'm not ready yet" every single time.

Amateur mistake for sure

# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 04:15

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:28

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

Cheating Wife

So what you're trying to tell us is you're a giant idiot?

# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 09:05

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Cats dont have some brain parts that dogs do and can't nearly be trained like a dog can. nothing about what you said is true. You probably have that parasite in your brain from touching too much cat poop that makes you stupid in relation to cats.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 20:16

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

cmndstab posted:

You will make 10x the money by just dressing up as a girl rather than actually getting a sex change because literally every viewer will want to see your dick. Also it's pretty hard to run a gofundme raising money for your sex change if you've already had it!

This is totally correct. Skip the life altering sex change just be a twink who knows how to dress well and tons of married dudes who don't have the balls to follow their bi urges will flock to you like mad.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 00:22

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

Twin bro

You know somehow I believe this, for real

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 18:36

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Don't feel bad for letting lovely people die, the world doesn't need them

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 08:10

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

Trans

People totally talk themselves into crazy poo poo cause of sadbrains.

I had a friend's soon to be ex-husband suddenly drop the "I want to be a woman" in therapy and knowing his story there's 0% he actually thinks this is the case. He has it in his head that his wife has it easier than him cause she's a woman, not even thinking for a second cause he's a whiny oval office who never tries. He thinks if he's a woman he'll get showered with attention like she does. He somehow glosses over the bit of crap she gets for being a woman that comes with this.

I was personally insulted when this meant in his mind she's in charge now cause he's "now the woman in the relationship" and should make all the decisions and tell him what to do as that's his role now.

I'll be glad when I don't have to hear about his busted rear end anymore.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 16:38

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

The whole thing lasted a week before he dropped it for his next half baked idea cause the dude is beyond hosed. She nor the therapist believed it either.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 16:54

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it still considered a "cuck" if the husband is joining in? I'd argue that letting anyone else drill your wife would qualify as a "cuck" even if you were actively joining in at the time.

I mean you could argue that if you're dumb

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 19:05

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Take the old lady and live the good life you loving idiot

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 04:34

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

The only other person I knew who was into that giant stuff was a giant weirdo so sorry anon goon that stuff isn't hitting the main stream anytime soon.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 01:39

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

guns for tits posted:

How do you mistake a 15 year old for an adult?

You never met my friend Mariea. Dudes did this to her constantly from about 15 on, so I can see this happening no problem.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 20:30

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

So, I'm homosexual. I live in Canada and was raised by 2 liberal atheist parents. And yet, I am very firmly in the closet, and will never come out, for one simple reason: the stereotype.

I am a MAN who loves MEN. I have no intention of being lumped in with effeminate, simpering queers or those disgusting degenerates who go on parade in leather fetish suits. The stereotype that homosexuals are subjected to is appalling. Freaks have managed to taint the entire concept of homosexuality by co-opting it to try and make their debased fetishes normal and mainstream.

You know why the Greeks accepted homosexuals? Because they didn't act like this! Homosexuality wasn't intertwined with hideous fetishes and femininity. Men could love other men and still be men.

I'm a gay man, and I will admit it on the day when that doesn't come with the expectation that I either pitch my voice up and act like a woman or dress like a Mad Max extra.

This was not written by someone who's spent any actual time around gay/bi men. Finding effeminate or leather dudes takes actual effort, as others have said most of them are typical boring dudes who just wanna get laid too.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:43

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

tactlessbastard posted:

There are a whole bunch of people living in small towns who only have been exposed to the pop culture version of whatever they are. And the pop culture version of gay is

People in small towns shouldn't talk to the rest of us as if they know what's up with anything.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 05:49

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

I want to quote the last 4 posts and just say thank you for them, they are the best.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 06:29

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Female incel goon you're not chubby. Chubby girls have plenty of guys wanting to get on their big butts. There's something way more fundamentally wrong there that you need to admit to.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 17:28

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

nickhimself posted:

Are you twelve? This literally sounds like the angry ramblings of someone in middle school.

Incel's wouldn't be incels if they didn't have the emotional maturity of a literal child.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 18:28

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Panfilo posted:

Really it just sounds like she has higher standards which isn't a bad thing. Some of these people might be better off as an 'incel' rather than being in a dysfunctional relationship. There's this misconception that women can easily put out and so don't have the same challenges subtle men have, but that's condescending.

We also live in a culture that puts a lot more value on a woman's looks than her accomplishments. It's not surprising that women buy into it and some get frustrated when they feel like they're doing everything right but it's not working.

People also seemed to miss that confession is a near perfect inversion of the classic male incel rants.

I knew a homely as gently caress fat girl who I would have thought wrote this post, but she managed to get laid fine. Even by relatively attractive guys. The problem was she had such a giant chip on her shoulder and no personality that no one stuck around cause there was nothing there to engage with. Trying to explain this to her hyper logical engineering brain (yes I'm aware this all explains itself) met with a lot of the same poo poo in the anon post. So nah, not agreeing with any of this.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 19:10

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Panfilo posted:

Guys would stick around if she was attractive, because again, men tend to value appearance over personality. If that was not true then r/relationships would be a ghost town.

Nah you're just spouting poo poo

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 20:20

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

More proof anime is for losers

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 21:46

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

This poo poo is why trump got elected

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 00:38

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

People sure have some weird power tripping fantasies. "Im the biggest bad rear end ever I took a punch in the face LIKE A MAN" :eyeroll:
Least the other fake confessions were flexing some creative writing effort.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 06:56

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

this is the weirdest porn trend and I'm legit a bit unsettled to hear of people actually doing this

I keep saying it, but if your fetish is "not getting laid" you're just lazy

Couple pages back but I have a friend who's husband sprung this on her. She's not really into it but locking his silly wang up calmed him the hell down and their both happy again. I don't loving get it either but this is a couple in their 40s and this has been kinda building up to this point for all the years I've known them. If anything the dude now has to earn getting laid so he's only made it harder on himself :confused:

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 07:22

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

VanSandman posted:

Oh someone from TeamFourStar is a goon?

If it was TFS they could get poo poo out more than they do! Pretty sure they are all still working normal jobs less I missed something?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 05:27

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Haha "won't someone think of the white men? :qq:

" what a bitch.

The relationship thread had a lady who claimed to never get hit on. Do you ever ugly goon?

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 21:10

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

Hi - I'm another incel goon on this forum. My confession is spurned on by the current "haha laugh at the FREAKS!" tone of the "r/incel" thread going in GBS. We do not deserve your mocking.

Men have become the disposable gender, and if you don't see that, I feel bad for you. Women don't need men any more - they have way more opportunities in the workforce, there are ways to get pregnant without a man, and media creates unrealistic expectations of what a "man" is. Girls, even at a young age, are taught to look for a big tough strong handsome rich man. How can I, how can ANYONE compete with that?

Women adore power. Hitler had a beautiful wife, and many dictators have harems of women. You see all the time about murderers on death row having women write them letters. Some even get married. How can a normal guy possibly build up that fame or power? He can't. Studies show more and more men are staying single longer, and it's due to the gender imbalance. Women have so many more rights than men nowadays. You can mock a man and laugh at him, make fun of his body. But you can't do that to a woman anymore. Sad state of affairs and it's going to doom humanity via low birth rates of smart people if we don't stop it soon.

And I've tried to pick up women before and be more sociable. I studied a lot, and watched a lot of movies and TV shows about healthy relationships. Even dug in a bit to PUA lifestyles since, despite how goofy they look, that poo poo works. But even my pickup attempts fail. Women don't want intellectual talk, they just want to know how big your dick is so they can add it to their odometer of cock. And that's not what I'm looking for.

There are way more of us out there than you think. We helped get Trump in charge so he can put a stop to this "women's liberation" poo poo. And I'm glad to see a lot of backlash against the protests on Saturday. But it's probably too late for me. I'm 38, single, and the world won't change in my lifetime.

Women manipulate, lie, cheat, and a steal. It's in their nature since caveman times. Men have the power to hunt, women had to be more cunning to survive. I don't hold it against them, but their reptilian brain still rules in most situations.

When they look at me vs a tall, strong, 7" penis man they instantly think of who gives them the most benefits. Sadly, it is not me.

I've seen this happen a lot. You watch porn enough, you realize the female performers come in all shapes and sizes. Male performers only come in one - muscular with 7"+ penis. That's the male ideal, that's all women want. We love all shapes and sizes of women, but dumb broads just want this impossible ideal.

hmmmmm

Devoyniche posted:

Ive said it before in this thread but I really dont think that is the answer. Just relating to women and treating them like normal people is fine, but if youre doing it thinking it's going to lead to sex it makes you a "nice guy".

These guys should go gay, but I dont think the world needs as many men anymore. There arent any wars and automation is going to put an end to manual labor one way or another. Most of the old "sexist" reasons to have a bunch of sons and men are kinda dead and women out preform men (there are studies on this, women go to college more, get jobs more often, and even at a young age are out preforming boys) so theres no reason men should be born more.

Devoyniche posted:

#MisandrySoReal

I actually dont see the huge issue with that though, am I wrong? Automation is going to take a lot of "old work" away. Men are already feeling the effects of it, white men are why you got Trump. It's predominantly men in ISIS, if not entirely. Why have so many more of them born?

I'm not saying it's the same person buuuuuuuut

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 08:27

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Wizzle posted:

My not anonymous confession is that I work from home (for now) and don't have anyone to talk to during the day unless it's mundane work crap. We're saving money for a move and have no money for social outings on the weekends so basically the only person I get to talk to is my wife and I probably shouldn't tell her this, but I'd totally bang Ivanka Trump. She's hot.

OK, thanks.

I too want to bang tall skinny blondes, it's ok man.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 18:44

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

I don't know why someone would make up a bad fake story to tell us how lame and busted they could be in some fantasy. Guess they want to be cucked by the forum?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 20:43

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Agreed, just go on Wednesday and say that you don't think your professional relationship should continue, ask for a recommendation for a (male) therapist outside of her practice, and ask if you could continue having a personal relationship now that she's not your therapist anymore.

I like this

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 06:40

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Jose posted:

show her this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdD4UGYbGk

lol yeah wonder why people think that kid born to an orange old man might have some brain problems.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 23:43

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

I got to tell a lady friend unironically to get beefy bitch and it was amazing

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 23:09

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

Cougar chaser.

My GF is just another nerd with a middle class job but she's 9 years older than me and we met when I was 25. About 10 years in honestly the age thing didn't really come up much. Only thing I can really think of is yeah sometimes she is the older & wiser person so I have to go ok yeah maybe I don't know better. By that point in my life though I had finished growing up (in hindsight obviously) and we were on pretty equal footing. Plus like you it wasn't a serious thing for a while it was both of us getting easy sex and having fun then grudgingly turned into sappy love stuff. Now we have a house and a dog, which years later is loving funny given our attitudes about "ew love."

She's hardly the only older woman I was with for an extended time and it was a lot of the same sex and hanging out without all the drama. Thinking back on it I guess the main difference was I was much younger at that point and getting all serious was something I simply wasn't ready for. Either of the two I had been with before I could have ended up with if I had met them later. So I'd say right place right time makes this sort of thing work.

Screw having kids and if she's like most 40yo women I know she's going to try to kill you via sexual exhaustion so learn Korean and live it up with ms has lots of money.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 19:11

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Mr I'm not fat is trying to distract us from the rest of their story being bullshit.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 00:49

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

OMGVBFLOL posted:

what in the sam hell

Sexual abuse is a hell of a thing

Less she was one of the ones who just is wired that way. I know who is and never had anything bad happened to her.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 20:47

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Hey fat goon I work from home because I'm good at my (lame) job and am in really good shape. Good thing you're getting all your fun stuff in now since you won't have as long to enjoy it all lol.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 17:58

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Slightly late but if you live somewhere that has a HOA you're a bad person and should feel bad for that simple fact.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 22:43

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

KomodoWagon posted:

You should probably not say anything if you're not prepared to lose her. You'd be surprised how effective silence is at keeping a relationship going. You'll both just coast along without any big emotional outbursts in one direction or another, and before you know it another ten years have passed and soon you'll both be too used to the status quo to consider leaving. It might not be "happiness" in the classic Hollywood sense, but it's manageable and you avoid having to deal with any big drama.

What is wrong with you

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 17:54