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Solice Kirsk posted:The gently caress is this supposed to be? I thought it might be some 1337 speak, but it doesn't translate to anything. Haxor goon hasn't taken down SA yet, so there is still hope I guess......
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Nov 8, 2017 21:40
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Fight goon reminds me of Road Rage goon from like 100 pages back. One of these days, yeah, he's going to tell the wrong person to suck a male camel's dick and he'll get hosed the gently caress up.
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Nov 11, 2017 23:02
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limp_cheese posted:As someone that doesn't have to work I can confirm it is nice for a little while but eventually you have to get out and do SOMETHING. Smoking weed and playing video games all day is nice for a few years but it does get old. hosed up but true. Lotto goon with the beat up subaru spotted.
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Nov 12, 2017 23:48
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Stench goon. Please loving shower. I work with a guy whom I suspect only showers once a week if that. Mondays he's not so bad, but by Friday, its unbearable. I'll assume that he showers on Friday after work. Its worst in summer. Being in the same truck with him is awful. If you work IT and hardly ever see people and they send you home because you smell bad, thats pretty much a sign you have a problem.
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Nov 16, 2017 12:08
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Alien goon: Did your grandad's journal mention if the aliens measured temperature in Fahrenheit or Celsius? Small dick goon: Glad you're happy with a small dick, and that your life is good (no sarcasm). I've always said "my dick ain't huge, but I'm glad its not a micro dick". But then I've pretty much got nothing else going on for me. You measure that poo poo in inches or CM?
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Nov 16, 2017 23:20
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VanSandman posted:Puppetmaster feshes are lame and boring. I killed Sears in Canada. Because I once said "Sears kinda sucks these days". A bunch of people heard me and welp.......
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Nov 17, 2017 18:25
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Glory hole goon: Getting your dick sucked isn't losing your viginity.
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Nov 19, 2017 22:17
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Alien Abduction goon, Trump wouldn't sell out his own people, he'd get the aliens to take out some jihad guys. Or maybe Rosie O'Donnell, they've been feuding for several years now. She'd be worth 2 people at least. Jihad guys, some of their homies that aren't quite jihadis yet, and Rosie O'Donnell. A week ago he might have gotten them to take Charles Manson too.
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Nov 26, 2017 19:10
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why would I give a poo poo about "storylines" in an actual sport? How would a player's wife even sabotage a game? Bang her ex husband's entire team except him, in exchange for them losing? Or giving same team the clap or whatever, so that they couldn't play that game? They could have a Maury Povich half time show: "Quarterback, turns out you're NOT the father!! It's the fullback's bastard child!!" They then fight in the middle of the field, and talk poo poo at each other: "your wife used to be a tight end, but I made her a wide receiver".
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Dec 1, 2017 18:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's get a fesh in here before someone launches into what is or isn't racist. Puppet master goon strikes again!!
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Dec 1, 2017 21:42
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Take pictures of them all and put them on CD-rom. Pogrom.
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Dec 7, 2017 21:28
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Hey Julian Assange/washington insider goon: Is it true that Junior Bush used to call the presidential chef at all hours of the night to have him make Big macs with a hole that he could stick his dick through and then the first lady would blow him/eat the big mac?
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Dec 12, 2017 02:08
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So, friend of friend's wife goon, what happened? Did you guys make the seks?
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Dec 12, 2017 20:08
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fruit on the bottom posted:If somebody is gonna have a butthole brunch then you scrub that thing until you can see your own reflection in it. Yeah pretty much. Paging the user "yeah I eat rear end" to the thread, clearly he, or she has experience in the topic.
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Dec 17, 2017 21:47
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facebook jihad posted:I didn’t read the text the same way, it seemed to be worded with some plausible deniability incorporated. Just deleting evidence won't really help. You can usually recover deleted files pretty easily. Or at least a police department computer guy would be able to recover that poo poo pretty easily. On the other hand, yeah, like that hard drive could accidentally be like removed and incinerated fairly easily, so yeah keep that poo poo on the downlow. P.S. Voyeur dad's son goon: You should be calling the cops or some poo poo. P.P.S. While the odds might not be that good, stepmom *could* be involved as well. You should maybe talk to someone outside the situation? wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Jan 2, 2018 06:38
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limp_cheese posted:If there is a tree branch someone could use to get to the second floor cut that bitch off. Cut the branch half way through, that way when she's up there it'll break, and she'll come crashing to earth, crippling her. Good luck stalking anyone from a wheelchair, you crazy wheelchair bitch!!
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Jan 3, 2018 19:42
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Stalked goon. Is this chick hot? Cause like if she's really hot, maybe it wouldn't be so bad? Worth the crazy? No yank goon. Hmmm. Lets see here, 26 Virgin, watches weird porn, still lives at home, member at SA..... Story checks out.
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Jan 4, 2018 21:20
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Therapy goon. You need to tell us what the gently caress happened.
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Feb 1, 2018 23:37
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loquacius posted:ugh sorry about this guys Yeah, I thought it was the one who got a boner when his niece sat on his lap goon.
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Feb 17, 2018 18:00
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Yeah, seriously, bar tenders are like drink therapists. Take care of them and they'll take care of you. They listen to your problems, you tip them decently, and next time you get free booze. Plus you can bone them (with consent of course) and it'll be less awkward than boning your actual therapist.
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Feb 20, 2018 18:10
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loquacius posted:Yeah I didn't wanna sound judgey about this but Seriously, I'm well past 20 and I yanked it five times in one day (spaced throughout the day) a few weeks back. When I was 20 I wouldv'e had it back up in minutes.
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Feb 23, 2018 03:34
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Puppet master goon: Make you next derail about Fahrenheit vs Celsius again. It never fails. Freedom vs Communism......
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Feb 26, 2018 16:40
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Voyeur wife goon is probably the one who was actually masturbating to the video of the baby sitter.
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Mar 13, 2018 20:02
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Fat goon: You should check out the "my 600 pound life" thread. You could totally dominate the poo poo out of them scrawny malnourished bastards over there.
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Mar 16, 2018 16:22
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Sentinel Red posted:We badly need an update from Record Scratch goon, preferably in video form of her soon to be ex-husband’s idiot face as she drops the divorce papers hammer. gently caress that poo poo. We need therapy goon.
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Mar 25, 2018 21:17
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Survivalist goon: Please post in the bushcraft thread in Take a Hike! forum. I'm interested in learning some poo poo.
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Mar 25, 2018 22:16
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Yeah, seriously virgoon, go find hooker, make sexy time. But don't fall in love with hooker. And don't expect that just because she gave you anal, or let you bust in her face or whatever, that all girls want that.
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Mar 26, 2018 22:06
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People like that make me think I'm not such a bad guy. Jesus gently caress.
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Apr 4, 2018 19:13
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Theophany posted:I'm amazed the fucker hasn't just 'disappeared' given that he's held in the Philippines and Dutuerte isn't exactly coy about having people killed. He's not a drug dealer/user.
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Apr 5, 2018 15:19
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The only thing you should feel guilty about is not telling someone that is going to "make their own pain pills" that that is the dumbest loving idea you've ever heard. You didn't kill him, but you definitely should have called him a moron, because he was if he thought that was smart. What if he was making suppositories?
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Apr 10, 2018 18:33
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Its totally not rape if she's not screaming stop loud enough for the neighbors to hear right? Or to use the logic of certain people its like, its rape, but not RAPE rape.
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Loquacious posted:Taint boil Just fuckin get out the shopvac dude.
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May 2, 2018 12:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nothing much, just a goon told a story about how he lanced a taint boil and slapped a wet/dry vac onto it to suck out all the juices and then had to throw the tubing and everything away because he couldn't get the stink and juices all the way out. You know, nothing out of the ordinary. No way, he just started vacuuming that poo poo. No lances or nothing. It hadn't come to a head yet.
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May 5, 2018 23:42
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Phenazepam goon, it's just a scam. Cameroon isn't as big on scams as the classics like Nigeria and India but they are pretty up there. I don't think I've ever heard of someone using western union/moneygram for anything that wasn't a scam. When you see that payment method and that country together, it should set off every scam alarm bell you have in your head. Sure pal.... Like people lie in the internet.....
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May 6, 2018 13:01
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soy posted:Ack job goon again FYI a therapist isn't really a shrink, it's just someone you pay to be your friend basically and listen and hopefully give some good head and sex.. Fixed Therapy goon, Therapy goon, What has become of you?
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May 14, 2018 17:29
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I've still got a couple yahoo email addresses. One I've had since 1999.
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May 17, 2018 11:50
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Unrelated question: what's your opinion of murder? Like in general ^^^ Looks like we found the fessor. I'm not your murderer buddy though. Never ran a train on any girls in highschool, and definitely no bustos in any girl. With condoms or without
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Hypnosis goon(probably goonette?) Come over to my place baby, you won't have to pretend you're hypnotized, I'll do pretty much anything you like. Not to mention a few things you've probably never had done to you before.
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