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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Paper Diamonds posted:

Saw a little old lady come in the front door of the gym. Big puffy knee length down jacket, grey hair, fuzzy warm cap. Looked just like my grandma all bundled up for winter.

I see her a few minutes later doing tricep extensions in a tank top and she's loving jacked. Huge traps, defined lats, grapefruit sized bis/tris.

You get those digits bro?

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



Twist: it's Caleb

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I need to get some more pre-workout. I don't know about you guys, but I don't have as much fun without stupid amounts of caffeine and 20,000% of my RDA of vitamin B12 clanging around in my bloodstream during a workout. Any recommendations?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


dads friend steve posted:

What does B12 do?

Increased energy production or some poo poo. Or at least that's the tagline. (Probably nothing you couldn't already do with a healthy diet).

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Today I found out about a cool lady named Dana Linn Bailey, who very kindly uploaded a back day workout to try:

https://danalinnbailey.com/blogs/dlb-blog/back-day-full-workout

It seemed like a lot of volume. By the end my forearms had such a pump I thought they were going to pop off and scuttle around the room à la "The Thing".

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


feelix posted:

Is she natty?

I dunno. It looks like she's claimed to be, but people seem skeptical as hell.

Anti-Hero posted:

That’s a ridiculous amount of volume.

OK so it wasn't just me. I felt like I had grown a drat beard 3/5ths of the way through it.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I think it's also important not to overlook that she's pretty and smiles a lot.

Chinatown posted:

Today I lift for :911:.

TrumpSquats to failure (239 lbs but you tell everyone it's way more, fake plates, very dishonest)

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


He wanted you to slo-mo carry him out of the gym yelling and crying like a scene from Platoon

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



That settles it, I'm getting some skintight pink shorts

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Fallows posted:

*Trains butt 5 days a week w/ a 25lb ez curl bar and bands*

"Wow guys 1 million followers on my birthday i cant be any happier!!! Go slay fam im dead from my last booty sesh!"

IT'S TOO REAL

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Could probably help to get some blood work done as well, if I'm not stating the blindingly obvious

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


doverhog posted:

Lots of OHP talk, but really isn't asymmetrical 1 arm dumbbell OHP the superior move?

Not unless you've got a mustache and a leopard-print singlet.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



Where the hell is he lifting, a visitor's center?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Chief McHeath posted:

Did Dom die too cause there hasn't been a brosciencelife video in months


RIP died trying to suck his own balls

He and Brad have run off to start a whole new life together

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Mustached Demon posted:

Leg day: all calf raises.

Calf/forearm day 6x a week, get on that Popeye split

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


barkbell posted:

powerlifters seem to have the dumbest opinions

I used to enjoy watching the Hodgetwins but they seemed to have charged full speed ahead into some real MAGA Trump chud snowflake poo poo

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Garrand posted:

Anyone else here go to an anytime fitness? Do they all have that overpowering... I don't want to say perfume scent but it's nose burningly strong.

Also the wifi here is worse than my 4G connection

They do seem to have a distinctive smell. Reminds of that weird chemical tang I noticed going into Office Max in the 90s.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I roll out of bed no later than 2:30 PM no matter what. Discipline is key

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



Cut to Silent Bob at the funeral, weeping

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


God, could she make it look any easier?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Chief McHeath posted:

Neck day best day

Dropsets for neck every loving day, now it looks like I've got an innertube around my head

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


sassassin posted:

Best way to test any 1RM is to start at 60kg and do a rep, add 2.5kg, repeat.

Seems like you'd be there for ages if your max was anything above average

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



Been hitting dat dere Crabtech

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Chinatown posted:

theres a new fire redhead ginger trainer girl with leg tattoos who is equally stacked and utterly cute at my gym

:sigh:

Use the fury of your loneliness to set new PRs

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Peter Daou Bundy posted:

man weed makes my muscles feed all warm and weed after working out .

Weed feed
Warm weed
Give your muscles
What they weed

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Yeah, you hear that you assholes? You're doing it WRONG. You should be feeling awkward as poo poo

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


When you're doing squats and such, is it best to keep your feet absolutely 100% symmetrical or is there some wiggle room? I swear my left arm and leg are slightly longer than the right side or something.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


The longer I watch that the more confused I get about what she was planning to do. Some bicep curls? Was she going full Dom Mazetti?

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Wizard Master posted:

What are your guys favourite workout albums or playlists?

Crystal Method "Tweekend" worked for me for a really long time. Something about kinda dumb 90s big beat electronica put me in the perfect frame of mind

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Chief McHeath posted:

I read that you have to train to failure so I just walk in, grab the 120s, try to bench them and fail but I'm not seeing any gains pls help

Are you screaming LIGHT WEIGHT BUDDAAYY as you do so

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


barkbell posted:

How does leftism inform your workouts

The means of broduction are in the hands of the swoletariat.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Dum Cumpster posted:

Remember the Hodge Twins? Apparently they're Proud Conservative grifters now. I saw a video of them rolling around on the ground shooting guns on instagram. Apparently the adpocalypse snapped their poo poo up and the comedy tour didn't pan out.

This was a bummer. I used to watch their videos all the time, even bought a Gainsville shirt. Even if it's a scam I hate to see anyone fall in with those MAGA assholes.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Dum Cumpster posted:

What's a wing chunfor?

Not much, what's up with you? XD

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


BOOTY-ADE posted:

Wasn't there a story about Bale having to slim down because he'd bulked up too much for Batman Begins? I swear I'd heard that somewhere, but it's still an impressive feat to go from Machinist ghoul to swole Batman

Yeah they had told him to bulk up as much as possible before filming but he wound up gaining so much weight the crew was calling him "Fatman" behind his back

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


MA-Horus posted:

Is there a preponderance of Tom of Finland attire at this gym, by any chance?

There's a dude at my gym who wears a "Tom's Gang" shirt, it's awesome.

Where'd you get that sweet gang tag

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


RamboMoe posted:

You can't roll of shame 400 lbs

Not with that attitude

Someday with the grace of God I will turn my insides into pure foie gras as I roll myself out like a tube of Colgate

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


nooneofconsequence posted:

I miss the gym so much.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


nooneofconsequence posted:

Best pre-workout I've ever taken was the pre-bottled C4 but that poo poo is expensive

I like the blue ones. Makes me feel like I'm sizzling like a fajita skillet, but yeah they aren't cheap

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


bird with big dick posted:

If you're going to add inclined bench do people generally replace some of their flat bench sets with it or add a whole new set of sets?

I like to replace flat bench with incline dumbbell bench because I loving hate flat bench, but that's just me

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


bird with big dick posted:

Nooner is unswole I am new king of thread

Your protein powder, my liege

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