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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Vagina Bones?"

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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I don't trust any journalism but Voxsplainers

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Shifty Pony posted:

Kumquat would be better.

I used that as a Scrabble word once.

Anyway that's my kumquat story.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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I read through some really old posts about Trump just to see what people said about him before he became...whatever the gently caress he is.

Someone in Vilerat's fwd: fwd: fwd: thread mentioned that he's always been super miffed about being excluded from the Social Register while bragging that his kids are in it. Intrigued, I did some quick Googling and discovered this passage from The New Yorker in 2012:



Link here. I'm loving dying imagining him reading that and treating his presidential run as a stepping stone to entry into the Social Register.

Edited to include original post, from 2011

jojoinnit posted:

Trump is a terrible businessman. He started off with millions from is father and lost it all several times. He managed to bankrupt a casino. In Vegas. He mostly projects his wealth illusion with reality TV money. Remember that most of his namesake buildings were constructed with money from investors who still had faith in him.

I really hate when people think he's a genuine American rags-to-riches, bootstraps type of guy. His father was a millionaire. He brags about the fact his kids are in the directory listing of the top 1% (because the money has to be in the family for three generations) while pretending it doesn't bother him that he's not.

GalacticAcid fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Oct 1, 2016

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Well, I think this more than makes up for the Tiffany Trump puff piece they published.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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The VP debate will be a snoozer and no one will care about it barring a catastrophic meltdown that seems exceedingly unlikely given that the two participants are, as you noted, both experienced politicians and office-holders on top of being placid, boring white bread dads from SUV commercials.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Ugh, remember the 2004 VP debate? loving Dick Cheney and John Edwards, oh my god.

The main moment I can recall is Edwards saying something nice about Cheney's lesbian daughter and Cheney thanking him.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:

Which governor are you talking about? There's a few to choose from.

lovely Governor Power Rankings have Sam Brownback and Scott Walker up top.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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SocketWrench posted:

I think his brain will just break and leave him as a vegetable once Hillary wins

That will be an intneresting moral quandary for Jeb!.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Anyone who fears Trump's lawyers at this point is a sackless moron.

What about Peter Thiel's lawyers?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Crowsbeak posted:

You might fear them you know if you publish a celebrity's sex tape without their permission and pretend it to be a sign that you're some great person for doing so. Rather then utter human garbage.

sorry about your tiny dick, hulk :smith:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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I'm curious how many people toxxed for Jeb! or Scott Walker.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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hiddenriverninja posted:

Who is this Neil Turner waste that is the first reply on every HRC tweet like hover hands on prom night?

A bot.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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I can't really tell if this is going over my head or under it.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Hey guys, finally, some good news!

Haha just kidding, it's lovely news. Colombian voters rejected the government's peace deal with FARC.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Dr.Smasher posted:

I expect it something to be completely and utterly devastating

like "Hillary Clinton... HAS VARICOSE VEINS!!! AAAAH"

lmao

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who the gently caress are Frank Lutz and Roger Stone anyway?


Night10194 posted:

Frank Luntz is the guy who used to come up with ideas like 'They call it global warming, so ask why it's so cold out in winter.' for the GOP.

Yeah Frank Lutz is known for his gimmicky focus groups that generate GOP talking points as Night mentioned. Roger Stone is a massive prick GOP sleazeball operative with a fuckin Nixon tattoo between his shoulder blades.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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so who's excited for all the trump costumes this halloween

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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The 47% speech is even funnier thinking about how Mitt trotted the Welfare King himself out there to campaign for him.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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It was Putin

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Crain posted:

Even if it's topical, going around as a klansman is still pretty gauche.

:lol:


Apraxin posted:

The Stakes

Yep there's a lot at stake. If you're nervous, volunteer.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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"Millennial Voters May Cost Hillary Clinton The Election."

Uh...I guess as opposed to the other generations. For instance, the ones that will vote for Donald Trump. As in every generation besides millennials.

Also, the Atlantic should toxx and post a map.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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punk rebel ecks posted:

Thinking of it, it is likely that a lot of the people voting Johnson never cared for Sanders or Hillary, but are either disenfranchised Republicans or straight shoot libertarians or "centrists". Though I recall half of Johnson's voters "lean Democrat", but still...

Pothead Who Is Racist.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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"Can't we just drone this guy?" is a dumb and gross thing to say that will not have any effect on the election.

Not as dumb and gross as when Obama joked about drone striking boys who took his daughters on dates at the White House Correspondents' Dinner a couple years ago.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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vyelkin posted:

"Can't we just drone strike this guy?" Clinton asked, sinisterly. "His handsome face and success at sleeping with many women makes me, a woman who has been cheated on and is ugly and bad, upset."

The room laughed but stopped when it became clear Clinton was serious.

"Julian Assange is the handsomest man on the planet and also a big sexy stud who leaked government secrets and made us look bad and revealed how Vladimir Putin is the best and Russia is the best and I definitely want to 100% seriously assassinate him for real," said Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, evilly. "And it would be super easy to do with my magic witch powers just like I killed Vince Foster."

Her aides squirmed uncomfortably.

Halfway across the world, Julian Assange woke up in bed next to three naked women who were all 9s or 10s and not like a Cleveland 9 which is actually a New York 5, but like Swedish 9s and 10s who had just gotten off a hard day's work as starters on the Swedish beach volleyball team.

:vince:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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The Intercept has a good article up about the ongoing prison strike and its (intentional) echoes of the Attica Prison Riot.

A good reminder that whoever wins this stupid election the USA will continue to be a terrible shithole with respect to its prison population.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

A good reminder, one of the candidates has talked extensively about the need to reform the prison system.

Cool, I'm glad. I'm not optimistic anything of substance will change given the persistent power of the states.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

We can make a lot of meaningful reform just by making changes to the federal prison system. State prison systems require more extensive work, but its not as if its not on the agenda for one of the candidates.

It's going to take a lot more than a Democratic win in November to improve the prison system to the point of being a non-embarrassment. And you know that.

Anyway the article is good and doesn't get bogged down in election-talk like every lovely article about every lovely thing lately.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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cant cook creole bream posted:

As much as I hate it, it's probably just because there are countless people in my country who actually really like that guy.



You know who else a lot of people in your country liked?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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sarmhan posted:

Yep. DC is turning into a New York level nightmare to live in.

With the major caveat that DC sucks and New York is absurdly good.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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StrixNebulosa posted:

:confused:

What's Quarantine?

Meaning the terrible threads are quarantined in C-SPAM.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Uh oh. Here comes the "someone said neoliberal" meltdown.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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computer parts posted:

That's the one word filter that should've stayed.

The first appearance of that was magical.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Lmao here's the first USPol post that got the neoliberal -> n-word filter.

So it read "Deray McKesson is a pure n-word shock troop and Teach for America stooge."

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Fojar38 posted:

Assange (who is far left) adopting far right rhetoric and broing up with Putin, a far right leader, is basically living proof of horseshoe theory.

Nope. I've seen this asserted elsewhere and it's dumb as hell.

Julian Assange is not "far left."

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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patonthebach posted:

Can someone explain what this October Surprise thing is to someone that isnt American?

It's a vile sex act

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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gradenko_2000 posted:


what is a "center-right forum with no trolls" even going to look like?

ex-wifestomper58 posted:

What do you guys hate more, Medicare or divorce lawyers?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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David Brock should pay to keep USPol going at least.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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Or Lowtax should sell the Caro movie rights.

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

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lozzle posted:

He absolutely could.

And he almost certainly won't because that would be what is commonly known as a "dick move," and Garland deserves better.

Why does he "deserve better"? That's dumb, he's a pawn and if he can be feasibly discarded for someone more reliably progressive then he belongs on the scrapheap.

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